Post by Dusk on Aug 22, 2007 16:10:28 GMT -5
IceKid is walking backstage, wearing his attire from Desperate Measures. The hood is shadowing IceKid's eyes as he walks down the hallway, camera in front of him. IceKid stops and turns his head to the right, his mouth tightening. The camera slowly turns to the direction IceKid faces to reveal BunnyMan holding glitter pink bicycle handlebars without the bicycle. BunnyMan grabs the black bulb of the horn on the side and squeezes it. *honk**honk*
IceKid
What happened to the bike?
BunnyMan shrugs and squeezes the horn again *honk**honk*
IceKid
Look, I don't have time for this, I've got to go to the training room to clear my head after last week. Wanna come with?
BunnyMan nods with a shrug and walks beside IceKid with the handlebars in front of him, as if he was really riding the bike. IceKid looks at BunnyMan while still walking and squeezes the horn *honk**honk* A woman runs from the back and separates IceKid and BunnyMan to get through as she turns to BunnyMan. The woman has big blond hair and wears a tight black top that ens two inches below the. . . buddies and a black leather mini-skirt with laces at the hips. Black heels cover her feet as heavy make-up takes over her face. The woman takes one of BunnyMan's arms, opens the hand, places something in his hand, and closes it. IceKid elbows the lady away and opens BunnyMan's hand only to find a Five Dollar Bill.
IceKid
Dude, a hooker?
[glow=purple,2,300]Hooker
Lady Friend.[/glow]
IceKid
Oh yeah, very friendly when you-
[glow=purple,2,300]Hooker
Look, there's nothing wrong with it.[/glow]
IceKid
. . .
IceKid turns to BunnyMan
IceKid
You mean you. . . aww Man, why?! Don't you make enough money as it is here? Don't say a thing, you sicken me Man! I'm stressing over Last Rites, the Pay-Per-View of all Pay-Per-Views and you're hanging out with hookers?!
[glow=purple,2,300]Hooker
Lady Friend.[/glow]
IceKid takes a Ten out of his pocket and stuffs it in "Lady Friend's" top.
IceKid
I'll pay you to close your mouth, how bout that? A first for you, but you like to experiment right? *turns to BunnyMan* What the hell?! We've got to get ready for the biggest night EWA will ever host and you're taking this lightly. You're not training Man, you're partying and. . .
BunnyMan
It keeps my abs rock hard.
IceKid
Bleh, you know what she looks like?
*honk**honk*
IceKid
Yes, a clown. And I thought Virus' mask was the best disguise, but this b*tch takes the cake.
[glow=purple,2,300]Hooker
Hey![/glow]
IceKid
You screw countless men a day, and you're mad at me?! It's not my fault you spent your days in school sleeping with the football team and realized that's what you wanted to do for a living. If you don't have enough money to buy crack, you're to blame for not working hard enough that night. Know what?
IceKid snatches the handlebars from BunnyMan and hands it to the Hooker.
IceKid
Here, for those lonely nights. You don't want to be late for Role Call, so I take it we're done here.
IceKid and BunnyMan continue walking
IceKid
If we want to win, we're going to have to train our asses off. So no more of this late night doo-da. Aaaand I'll get you another bike. . . sometime.
close to the training room, a young man about the age of twenty-six wearing light brown shorts, worn-out sneakers, curly brown hair, and a black nWo T-shirt approaches Hip-Hop
nWo Honky
So Hip-Hop, how's it feel to get your asses kicked on your tag team debut? Haha, looks like you two need some-
IceKid
Listen p*nis breath, what Hip-Hop needs is some peace. Not to be bothered by nWo fans who can't decide between Hentai and Atari. I couldn't care any less what you have to say so rules for not getting your ass kicked goes like this- place your SUV of a nose over your mouth, turn your fat ass around and run like you've just seen someone taking the last donut out of the box. I'd tell you to take of that nWo shirt, but I think I'll save everyone from witnessing the return of Big Foot and say leave it like it is.
nWo Honky
You can't-
IceKid
Can't what? Tell a pot bellied Star Trek fan club member his mind doesn't compare to that of a goat, because a goat can tell if what he goes near could be dangerous? Is that it? If not I apologize, I could have sworn by your get-up that you repel women. The B-Man and I have to train now, so I guess you're going to have to rely on World of Warcraft for friends.
IceKid pushes through the training room door and shouts from inside
IceKid
And by the way, nWo lost too. Come on Man, I'm already worked up.
BunnyMan waves to the fan and follows in
EOT
IceKid
What happened to the bike?
BunnyMan shrugs and squeezes the horn again *honk**honk*
IceKid
Look, I don't have time for this, I've got to go to the training room to clear my head after last week. Wanna come with?
BunnyMan nods with a shrug and walks beside IceKid with the handlebars in front of him, as if he was really riding the bike. IceKid looks at BunnyMan while still walking and squeezes the horn *honk**honk* A woman runs from the back and separates IceKid and BunnyMan to get through as she turns to BunnyMan. The woman has big blond hair and wears a tight black top that ens two inches below the. . . buddies and a black leather mini-skirt with laces at the hips. Black heels cover her feet as heavy make-up takes over her face. The woman takes one of BunnyMan's arms, opens the hand, places something in his hand, and closes it. IceKid elbows the lady away and opens BunnyMan's hand only to find a Five Dollar Bill.
IceKid
Dude, a hooker?
[glow=purple,2,300]Hooker
Lady Friend.[/glow]
IceKid
Oh yeah, very friendly when you-
[glow=purple,2,300]Hooker
Look, there's nothing wrong with it.[/glow]
IceKid
. . .
IceKid turns to BunnyMan
IceKid
You mean you. . . aww Man, why?! Don't you make enough money as it is here? Don't say a thing, you sicken me Man! I'm stressing over Last Rites, the Pay-Per-View of all Pay-Per-Views and you're hanging out with hookers?!
[glow=purple,2,300]Hooker
Lady Friend.[/glow]
IceKid takes a Ten out of his pocket and stuffs it in "Lady Friend's" top.
IceKid
I'll pay you to close your mouth, how bout that? A first for you, but you like to experiment right? *turns to BunnyMan* What the hell?! We've got to get ready for the biggest night EWA will ever host and you're taking this lightly. You're not training Man, you're partying and. . .
BunnyMan
It keeps my abs rock hard.
IceKid
Bleh, you know what she looks like?
*honk**honk*
IceKid
Yes, a clown. And I thought Virus' mask was the best disguise, but this b*tch takes the cake.
[glow=purple,2,300]Hooker
Hey![/glow]
IceKid
You screw countless men a day, and you're mad at me?! It's not my fault you spent your days in school sleeping with the football team and realized that's what you wanted to do for a living. If you don't have enough money to buy crack, you're to blame for not working hard enough that night. Know what?
IceKid snatches the handlebars from BunnyMan and hands it to the Hooker.
IceKid
Here, for those lonely nights. You don't want to be late for Role Call, so I take it we're done here.
IceKid and BunnyMan continue walking
IceKid
If we want to win, we're going to have to train our asses off. So no more of this late night doo-da. Aaaand I'll get you another bike. . . sometime.
close to the training room, a young man about the age of twenty-six wearing light brown shorts, worn-out sneakers, curly brown hair, and a black nWo T-shirt approaches Hip-Hop
nWo Honky
So Hip-Hop, how's it feel to get your asses kicked on your tag team debut? Haha, looks like you two need some-
IceKid
Listen p*nis breath, what Hip-Hop needs is some peace. Not to be bothered by nWo fans who can't decide between Hentai and Atari. I couldn't care any less what you have to say so rules for not getting your ass kicked goes like this- place your SUV of a nose over your mouth, turn your fat ass around and run like you've just seen someone taking the last donut out of the box. I'd tell you to take of that nWo shirt, but I think I'll save everyone from witnessing the return of Big Foot and say leave it like it is.
nWo Honky
You can't-
IceKid
Can't what? Tell a pot bellied Star Trek fan club member his mind doesn't compare to that of a goat, because a goat can tell if what he goes near could be dangerous? Is that it? If not I apologize, I could have sworn by your get-up that you repel women. The B-Man and I have to train now, so I guess you're going to have to rely on World of Warcraft for friends.
IceKid pushes through the training room door and shouts from inside
IceKid
And by the way, nWo lost too. Come on Man, I'm already worked up.
BunnyMan waves to the fan and follows in
EOT
.lol