Post by shaneroberts on Nov 29, 2007 12:22:24 GMT -5
The scene opens with Maria Stalls standing in the interview area with a microphone in her hand.
Maria Stalls: Good evening ladies and gentleman, right now I am standing next to one of the newest additions to the EWA roster, Shane Roberts.
The camera zooms out to reveal Shane Robers standing next to Maria, wearing a black boxing robe as he seems to be preparing for a match. The fans give no notable reaction as they see this guy for the first time. Shane's face is calm, yet also quite serious.
Maria Stalls: Mr.Roberts, you will be debuting in EWA right tonight. And your opponent is going to be "The Hardcore King" Kidd Karnage. How do you feel, are you ready for the match?
Shane Roberts: First of all I am always, ALWAYS ready for a match, a fight or just to beat somebody up. Second, I think you mispronounced my opponent... Maria. I thought you said my opponent tonight is the Hardcore King.
Maria gets a bit confused about Shane's words, but still replies.
Maria Stalls: Well yes, that's what I said, The Hardcore King" Kidd Karnage.
Shane begins to laugh and Maria gets even more confused. Shane looks at Maria and begins to speak.
Shane Roberts: Are you kidding me? The Hardcore King? That Kidd Kar... whatever his name is. He's a joke, nothing more. I have met the real Hardcore King, I have talked with the real Hardcore King... And believe me, that Kidd is no near being him. Just like dozens of other losers in this locker room. Like dozens in other federation locker rooms. All proclaim to be Hardcore Kings, Gods or whatever else comes to their puny minds. They think that they can swing a chair at somebodies skull and that way be hardcore. Put somebody through a table and that makes you hardcore? In fact, all this hardcore doesn't even require any skill whatsoever, it's just who can hit each other with various things more times and stand after it. So my opponent's name translated into to everybody understandable language would be "No-skilled losers king" Kidd Karnage. And I hope he is listening, because tonight I am going to turn him into losers king's dust.
Shane pushes the mic away and walks out of the view, ending the interview before Maria could even say anything more.
Maria Stalls: Good evening ladies and gentleman, right now I am standing next to one of the newest additions to the EWA roster, Shane Roberts.
The camera zooms out to reveal Shane Robers standing next to Maria, wearing a black boxing robe as he seems to be preparing for a match. The fans give no notable reaction as they see this guy for the first time. Shane's face is calm, yet also quite serious.
Maria Stalls: Mr.Roberts, you will be debuting in EWA right tonight. And your opponent is going to be "The Hardcore King" Kidd Karnage. How do you feel, are you ready for the match?
Shane Roberts: First of all I am always, ALWAYS ready for a match, a fight or just to beat somebody up. Second, I think you mispronounced my opponent... Maria. I thought you said my opponent tonight is the Hardcore King.
Maria gets a bit confused about Shane's words, but still replies.
Maria Stalls: Well yes, that's what I said, The Hardcore King" Kidd Karnage.
Shane begins to laugh and Maria gets even more confused. Shane looks at Maria and begins to speak.
Shane Roberts: Are you kidding me? The Hardcore King? That Kidd Kar... whatever his name is. He's a joke, nothing more. I have met the real Hardcore King, I have talked with the real Hardcore King... And believe me, that Kidd is no near being him. Just like dozens of other losers in this locker room. Like dozens in other federation locker rooms. All proclaim to be Hardcore Kings, Gods or whatever else comes to their puny minds. They think that they can swing a chair at somebodies skull and that way be hardcore. Put somebody through a table and that makes you hardcore? In fact, all this hardcore doesn't even require any skill whatsoever, it's just who can hit each other with various things more times and stand after it. So my opponent's name translated into to everybody understandable language would be "No-skilled losers king" Kidd Karnage. And I hope he is listening, because tonight I am going to turn him into losers king's dust.
Shane pushes the mic away and walks out of the view, ending the interview before Maria could even say anything more.