Post by Remember Me? on Nov 19, 2007 13:11:53 GMT -5
Just before Match 3...
The cameras get a shot of The Rock, Mr. P and JGH. The Rock is in the driver's seat of the van they stole from the pick-up man and Mr. P is in the passenger's seat. JGH is standing outside. They are parked outside a hospital.
[/i]The cameras get a shot of The Rock, Mr. P and JGH. The Rock is in the driver's seat of the van they stole from the pick-up man and Mr. P is in the passenger's seat. JGH is standing outside. They are parked outside a hospital.
~~JGH~~
So let me get this straight. I take that guy into the hospital and tell them that he... uh... has a cold?
~~The Rock~~
No, Jabroni. Listen...
JGH gets closer.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
You take the Jabroni in, say he hit his head and appears to have amnesia. Say things like he thinks he's a model and stuff. *JGH smiles* Quit smiling Jabroni. Just because you like to model women's clothing!
JGH begins to pout.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Just say that he thinks we attacked him when he really fell off a cliff and hit his head.
~~Mr. P~~
Fell of a cliff? How would he still be alive?
~~The Rock~~
Just go with the flow, Jabroni's.
JGH then shrugs before picking out the pick-up man from the back of the van and dragging him into the hospital. The Rock and Mr. P then put on the radio as they wait for JGH. 'I'm a Barbie Girl' begins to play. The Rock quickly shuts it off.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
What in the blue hell was that?
~~Mr. P~~
That's JGH's favourite song.
~~The Rock~~
Wait a minute...
The Rock pulls out a CD, and it reads 'Property of JGH - DO NOT LISTEN!'. As The Rock and Mr. P read this, they burst out into laughs.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
(still laughing) Okay, okay, okay. Let's listen to some real music!
The Rock inserts a CD. Then him singing a song called 'Pie' begins to play. The Rock and Mr. P begin to bob their heads and The Rock begins to sing along. Shortly after, JGH comes running out. He then hops in the back. Then, realising they are listening to a CD, he panics...[/i]
~~JGH~~
Uh, you didn't listen to the CD that was in there, did you?
The Rock and Mr. P look towards each other and laugh once more.[/i]
~~JGH~~
Guys, that wasn't mine! It's my sister's!
Suddenly, un-seen by the three inside the van, a wet and angered Jacob Grant limps onto the scene and stands behind the van. Then, still not noticing Jacob Grant, they reverse and knock him over, before driving off. The camera then switches inside the van after briefly showing Jacob Grant run over.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Oh crap, Jabroni's. Our matches start soon!
~~Mr. P~~
Quick. Go quickly, Jabroni!
The Rock looks towards Mr. P with an angered expression and shows the People's Eyebrow.[/i]
~~Mr. P~~
I'm sorry, man. I won't steal your catch praphes anymore.
~~JGH~~
You better not. Or The Rock will layeth the SmackDown on your candy ass!
With that, The Rock swirves the van, causing JGH to fall over. Then he picks up speed as the race to the arena begins.
Find out if The Rock, JGH and Mr. P make it to the arena... in Part 3[/i]![/b][/center]