Post by Booker T on Nov 18, 2007 20:48:56 GMT -5
Erin Conaway is seen in the back with a mic in hand. The camera then moves back to reveal she is with The ShowStopper who is still in his wrestling gear with a towel. He uses the towel to mop sweat from his brow as Erin speaks.
Erin:
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time...The ShowStopper! Now ShowStopper, you had an impressive win over The Snake. But what do you think about all your other possible opponents tonight?
The ShowStopper:
Well let's have a look at who I could possibly be up against. We start of with the blue teletubby JGH.
Then we have a cross between a fat guy and a fat guy eating a hotdog in Mr. P.
And who could forget Scott Buster? I mean when he read on his EWA application not to write below the dotted line, he wrote, "OK".
And of course, The Rock. I mean he must enjoy being beaten like a cheap wh0re since he keeps running into me.
Is that everyone?
Erin:
Umm, n-
The ShowStopper:
So you see you have those as my possible opponents. And look at me. Imagine if Jesus knew kung-fu, that's what you're all dealing with when you step into the ring with me. You see everyone in this tournament are black and white minds working on a colour problem - that colour problem being me.
Erin:
So are you prepared for whoever you have to fight-
The ShowStopper:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up there! rest assured there will be no fighting going on. It's gonna be me handing someone an @ss-whipping. In fact, next time you get someone on here who has to face me, I want you to ask them how long.
Erin:
...How long for what?
The ShowStopper:
How long it'll take for me to beat them. Oh, and if anyone says longer than 5 minutes they're lying.
The ShowStopper then abrubtly walks off leaving Erin speechless as the camera cuts to the next match.
Erin:
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time...The ShowStopper! Now ShowStopper, you had an impressive win over The Snake. But what do you think about all your other possible opponents tonight?
The ShowStopper:
Well let's have a look at who I could possibly be up against. We start of with the blue teletubby JGH.
Then we have a cross between a fat guy and a fat guy eating a hotdog in Mr. P.
And who could forget Scott Buster? I mean when he read on his EWA application not to write below the dotted line, he wrote, "OK".
And of course, The Rock. I mean he must enjoy being beaten like a cheap wh0re since he keeps running into me.
Is that everyone?
Erin:
Umm, n-
The ShowStopper:
So you see you have those as my possible opponents. And look at me. Imagine if Jesus knew kung-fu, that's what you're all dealing with when you step into the ring with me. You see everyone in this tournament are black and white minds working on a colour problem - that colour problem being me.
Erin:
So are you prepared for whoever you have to fight-
The ShowStopper:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up there! rest assured there will be no fighting going on. It's gonna be me handing someone an @ss-whipping. In fact, next time you get someone on here who has to face me, I want you to ask them how long.
Erin:
...How long for what?
The ShowStopper:
How long it'll take for me to beat them. Oh, and if anyone says longer than 5 minutes they're lying.
The ShowStopper then abrubtly walks off leaving Erin speechless as the camera cuts to the next match.
