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Post by Captain Awesome on Oct 27, 2007 8:20:26 GMT -5
After the start of the show, the tron shows Flyer at a table with "Compressure Auditions!" Next to the table are a set of drums, a microphone, Stingray Bass, and a Fender Stratocaster each on their own stands. The camera pans around and see that this is in a private locker room.
-Flyer-
So, with me breakin' the sound barrier with my awesome voice, Compressure still needs at least a bassist, guitarist, and a drummer to make awesome. So let's open up the audition shall we?
He gets up and walks toward the camera as the camera goes backwards. A door comes into view as he grabs the knob and twists it to open. The camera switches to outside to see a line of people, with a familiar face at the very front. The door opens and Flyer's head pops out.
You, come in! TBC Anyone |
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Post by wreckingball on Oct 28, 2007 11:11:04 GMT -5
Wreckingball walks into the room after Flyer, wearing a "Hero of EWA" shirt and long baggy jeans with a black and green bandanna. He walks up to Flyer's table and signs the Auditions register as "Wreck-Dogg, your bass hero!". Flyer shakes his head, suppressing a laugh and then gestures for Wreckingball to try and play the bass...
Flyer: Well, Wreck-Dogg... you'd better show me what you got. I hope this isn't a waste of my time... or yours...
Wreck: What!? Me, waste your time... or waste my time man! I'd never do that!
Wreckingball wanders over to the bass guitar, picks it up and checks the leads before playing scales slowly. He adjusts some of the pegs at the top, to tune it correctly.
Wreckingball: Do... re... mi... fa... so... yeah that's right. So Flyer, what do you want me to play man!?
Flyer: ... Your choice.
Wreckingball: Okay sure.
(singing and playing bass)... Under the lights where we stand tall... nobody touches us at all!.
(Four minutes later)
Wreckingball: Comin' at you we're the cowboys from hell! See what I meant, man!? Flawless eh!?
TBC Flyer.
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Post by He Who Must Not Be Named on Oct 28, 2007 11:41:40 GMT -5
=Virus=
Not so fast!
Evreybody looks Virus.
=Janitor=
Who the hell are you?
Virs then looks depressed.
=Virus=
That lowers self-esteem you know! Anyways, I would like to be in the band!
=Janitor=
Who the hell are you!!!??
Virus then picks up a pair of drumsticks and goes over to a set of drums.
=Virus=
One Two Three Fo!
Virus starts to play "Redemption"-Shadow Falls flawlessly. He then plays Lake of Bodom-Children of Bodom perfectly.
=Virus=
Good enough?
=Janitor=
Who are you!?
Virus flings his drumstick at the janitor and knocks him out.
=Virus=
So?
TBC
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Post by Captain Awesome on Oct 28, 2007 15:48:10 GMT -5
Flyer claps after both of their performances, picks up the sheet, and walks over to the 2 aspiring musicians.
-Flyer-
Well, I must say, we do have some hidden talent here in the EWA. But, Vi, the door was closed for a reason, and that janitor had amnesia, that's why he works for me now... I said I'd pay him a million if he works on cleanin this place up. If he wakes up knowing that I owe him a million, you and I may have a little trouble.
Virus gives Flyer a dirty look
Ah, I'm just kiddin! Who could stay mad at you man!
Virus looks relieved, and Flyer turns to WB
And you, (Looks at sheet) Wreck-Dogg. You play a good bass. There may be someone out there who can do better. I doubt this, but, being the good guy that I am, I must be fair to the people standing outside that door, I need to give them all a chance... but you both are high on my call-back list right now.
Virus looks at Wrecking Ball and offers a high five... but in turn, recieves a back crunching, friendly bear hug.
-Virus-
You know, I was having back trouble before that, now I'm pain free.
-Wreckingball-
Good to know that I have another job in chiropractice!
Now, if you excuse me, gentlemen, I have other auditions.
They head to the door
Hey, tell whoever's next to come in!
They leave and the door stays open with a hand on it.
Come on in! I have my lunch break in an hour! TBC Anyone |
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Post by Cody Rivers on Oct 29, 2007 11:08:21 GMT -5
The door opens and Cody Rivers steps into the auditioning locker room in his 'Brand New Legend' T-shirt and some jeans. He walks over to the table and looks down at the register.
Cody: "So, this is where you sign up for the position you want, right?"
Flyer: "Sure thing, man. What's your weapon?"
Cody: "I like to think I'm multitalented."
Cody signs the register, then turns and walks over to where the Stratocaster is set up. He takes it off of its stand, slings it from his shoulder, hits the power on the amp, and gives the thing a quick run-through to check the tuning, then drops it to D.
Flyer: "The mighty axe, eh? What can you play?"
Cody: "I dunno. A song or two..."
Flyer: "Well, what're you waiting for?"
Cody shrugs, then starts playing the intro to 'Counterparts and Number Them' by Alexisonfire. He then shifts gears and plays the opening of 'Falling and Failing' by Rosesdead. He drops off after a little, then starts playing 'Diary of Jane' by Breaking Benjamin, starting off from the chorus and starts singing.
"I still try to find my place in the Diary of Jane...
As I burn another page, as I look the other way,
I still try to find my place in the Diary of Jane...
So, tell me, how this should be..."
Flyer: "Whoa, enough with the downer music already. You got some pipes, though. Maybe I could make you my backup singer. Let's see, so you wanted... hey, wait. You signed up to sing lead! That's my job!"
Cody looks nonplussed.
Cody: "Yeah, I did. Hey, is this a real Stratocaster? It sounds like it."
Flyer: "Of course it is, why are you - hey, stop that!"
Too late as Rivers has already started smashing the guitar against the amplifier. Once the neck has snapped, he tosses it down on the ground, inhaling deeply before exhaling.
Cody: "Thanks. I always wanted to do that. By the way, Compressure really sucks as a band name."
With that Cody starts toward the door...
(TBC I suspect?)
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Post by Captain Awesome on Oct 29, 2007 16:11:33 GMT -5
Flyer becomes enraged by this act but tries keeping his cool he says
-Flyer-
If I wanted your opinion on the name, I would have asked you. Now... You ARE going to pay me for that classic strat, as you just destroyed it on camera...
Rivers smacks himself on the head in a mocking way
-Cody Rivers-
Of course I did, I wanted the whole world to see.
Well, the whole world did see... so you accomplished that goal. If you just came in here to do that, then I'm sorry, but that was a net loss for you as that was vintage... However, I am offering you a deal. You leave immediately, and I WON'T beat you down with this...
Flyer bends over to grab the neck of the guitar.
Deal? TBC |
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Post by Remember Me? on Oct 29, 2007 17:04:14 GMT -5
The Rock storms in dramatically.
~~The Rock~~
Wow, wow, wow. Wait up, Jabroni's.
Everyone begins to sigh.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
You popcorn farts ain't heard nothing yet!
The Rock coughs and clears his chest.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
(singing) Ever since The Rock came into town,
Everyone has tried to bring him down.
Compressure has no class,
That's why they can kiss the People's Ass...
... Oh yeah...
That's why they can kiss the People's Ass!
The Rock looks towards Flyer for approval, as everyone looks on stunned.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
The Rock knew he was good but he didn't expect to leave you Jabroni's speachless.
TBC[/i][/b]
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Post by Captain Awesome on Oct 29, 2007 19:19:02 GMT -5
Flyer looks at Rock, then at Rivers, then at his guitar neck.
-Flyer-
Well, since you all seem to sing so nicely, How about we have ourselves an old fashioned competition?
The fans roar at the opportunity for a sing-off
Seeing as how Mr. Rivers can't seem to go anywhere without smashing guitars, but he just loves to sing, I guess I'll have to be the guitarist for the newly unnamed band formerly called Mosh and Compressure.
The Rock snaps back at Flyer
-Rock-
Another name change? What will it be?
With me being the guitarist, I can no longer do vocals, so I guess it's going to be THE ROCK!
YEAHHH!
VERSUS CODY RIVERS!
YEAHHH!
The winner of this particular battle will be given the spot as lead vocalist for the new band. The loser will be given nothing!
-Cody-
So who's going to decide this, you?
No no no my friends... This particular battle will be judged by the people!
THE PEOPLE! TBC |
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Post by Remember Me? on Oct 30, 2007 4:06:34 GMT -5
The Rock laughs and motions for Cody to leave.
~~The Rock~~
You might aswell leave, Jabroni. The Rock is the People's Champ!
The crowd boo, and some even chant 'Rocky sucks'. Cody Rivers does not move an inch and just gives a piercing look towards The Rock. The Rock then focuses towards Flyer as Cody Rivers steps back a little.
~~The Rock~~
Listen to this, Jabroni!
The Rock sets himself up to sing and closes his eyes.
~~The Rock~~
(singing to the song of 'Sex Bomb' by Tom Jones) Rock Bottom, Rock Bottom, you've been hit with the Rock Bottom,
Then you get pinned and the Great One wins the match,
Rock Bottom, Rock Bottom, you've been hit by the Rock Bottom!
The Rock opens his eyes and looks towards Flyer, who is in deep shock.
~~The Rock~~
Wow, speachless again. The Rock must be good!
TBC
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Post by Captain Awesome on Oct 30, 2007 17:02:27 GMT -5
Flyer shakes the surprise from his face...
-Flyer-
Well, Rock, I cannot believe you just did that!
Rock nods
However, the competition is not in here, it is next! Tonight the entire lineup WILL be revealed! In fact, they will be the background for the battle! So, I suggest you two get ready, because I'm sure that you'll need it.
The crowd begins to cheer, the tron begins to fade out into the logo, and the commentators are left speechless except for
-Ace-
We got a battle of words, and it's next after this commercial!
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