Post by Captain Awesome on Oct 7, 2007 15:07:57 GMT -5
Maria aproaches Flyer after her interview with The Rock
-Maria-
Flyer! Just the person I wanted to talk to!
-Flyer-
Hey Maria.
Well, it was announced earlier today that you, once again, are in the opening matchup for Collective Mayhem.
This is true.
It was also announced that you get to choose whether or not your opponent, Daniel Assassin, defends his title in that match.
So you want to know what my decision is?
Maria nods
Well, everyone wants to know the answer to that very question. Maria, tonight that question will be answered! I will announce that very answer in the immediate future! No one watching this show for the first match will be left without an answer!
Well, are you, or not?
Hold on a minute, Maria, I must bask in the anticipation of the millions watching this right now. (Flyer looks to the camera) I bet you really wanna know, don't you!?
We all do, Flyer.
Well, then. I guess you all are going to be heartbroken when I DON'T reveal my intentions until the end of my entrance
The crowd starts to boo loudly
Honestly, you can't wait a few minutes? I mean, my match IS next! Since this is true, I must bid you adu to prepare for my Title shot, or my regular old starting match. But before I leave, I must announce that ratings contest begins tonight! The Smash division contender with the highest rated match will face Ice Kid for his title!
Aren't you one of those contenders?
Why, yes I am Maria, which is why I am going to put on the best darn match that has ever been witnessed by an EWA fan! Make sure to watch my match, and turn off your television sets as soon as my match is done with, or else, someone is going to die a slow, painful death due to emphysema!
OH NO!
Now I really must get going.
Okay, thank you for your time, Flyer.
EOT
-Maria-
Flyer! Just the person I wanted to talk to!
-Flyer-
Hey Maria.
Well, it was announced earlier today that you, once again, are in the opening matchup for Collective Mayhem.
This is true.
It was also announced that you get to choose whether or not your opponent, Daniel Assassin, defends his title in that match.
So you want to know what my decision is?
Maria nods
Well, everyone wants to know the answer to that very question. Maria, tonight that question will be answered! I will announce that very answer in the immediate future! No one watching this show for the first match will be left without an answer!
Well, are you, or not?
Hold on a minute, Maria, I must bask in the anticipation of the millions watching this right now. (Flyer looks to the camera) I bet you really wanna know, don't you!?
We all do, Flyer.
Well, then. I guess you all are going to be heartbroken when I DON'T reveal my intentions until the end of my entrance
The crowd starts to boo loudly
Honestly, you can't wait a few minutes? I mean, my match IS next! Since this is true, I must bid you adu to prepare for my Title shot, or my regular old starting match. But before I leave, I must announce that ratings contest begins tonight! The Smash division contender with the highest rated match will face Ice Kid for his title!
Aren't you one of those contenders?
Why, yes I am Maria, which is why I am going to put on the best darn match that has ever been witnessed by an EWA fan! Make sure to watch my match, and turn off your television sets as soon as my match is done with, or else, someone is going to die a slow, painful death due to emphysema!
OH NO!
Now I really must get going.
Okay, thank you for your time, Flyer.
EOT
