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Post by Booker T on Apr 17, 2007 5:28:22 GMT -5
*‘All Along the Watchtower’ by Jimi Hendrix blasts throughout the arena. As The ShowStopper emerges from backstage, the crowd rise in unison and greet him with an explosion of noise.* Ace:[glow=red,2,300][/glow] Well The ShowStopper’s had a hell of a week. First he was attacked by a second Reaper, then copped an Icebreaker out of nowhere and finally got locked in the Seven Sins after the tag match a few days ago was over finished.Ross:[glow=red,2,300][/glow] And he doesn’t look pleased at all. No pose in the ring, he just went to ringside, snatched a mic and appears to have something to say.*The ShowStopper waits for the crowd to die down, and then begins.*ShowStopper:[glow=red,2,300][/glow] Now as you all know, there’s been a few things going on with me that I haven’t addressed yet.Ross:[glow=red,2,300][/glow] That’s putting it mildly.ShowStopper:[glow=red,2,300][/glow] So I decided to take this time to straighten these things out. Firstly, let me deal with the issue of this new Reaper. The way I see it, this chump is nothing more than another of T-bone’s pregnant dogs. And just like T-bone, I’ll be only too happy top whip your @ss all over the ring. So whoever this new Reaper is, if he actually decides to show his face, then I’ll kick his teeth so far down his throat, that he’ll need to stick a toothbrush up his @ss to brush them!Ace:[glow=red,2,300][/glow] Whoa! ShowStopper:[glow=red,2,300][/glow] Now onto Marilyn, or Maverick, or whatever that sucker’s name is. Here’s your warning, fool: don’t turn up to Rise to Demise, and don't turn up to our match on TC; because if you do, I guarantee you’ll be sorry. Let me put it like this, if I hit you with Sweet Chin Music, I'll kill you. If I miss, the wind behind the kick will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, @ss-clown! Ross:[glow=red,2,300][/glow] Oh my God! The ShowStopper’s not kidding today, he’s fired up.ShowStopper:[glow=red,2,300][/glow] "Now onto ‘Icekid’. The ShowStopper understands what took place. The night you won the EWA United Title, you got down on your bony knees, put your tiny, woman-like hands together and said a prayer, and it sounded like this: “Oh Dear God, you see, my name's Icekid. And I just won the EWA United Title. But there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!”. And then at that point IK, the arena started to shake, the heavens opened up and God himself spoke to you and said: “Impkid...” “But my name's Iceki-” ' “IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!” (OOC: sorry, I had to throw that in)You are absolutely right. You do suck. But there is one thing and one thing only that you can do. You must go and find the greatest sports entertainer in the world, you must go and find The ShowStopper.” “Oh but God, anybody but The ShowStopper….” And then God left you, because he had more important things to attend to, such as watching The ShowStopper reminisce about how he had kicked your head off earlier that night. And then as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek and piss rolled down your leg, the arena started to shake again, the clouds parted and the heavens opened. And what seemed like millions of voices said to you in unison, “What’cha gonna do, Icekid, when The ShowStopper won’t sit down for you!”OOC: That last thing was a reference to Mr. P letting IK win. TBC whoever wants to get verbally slaughtered
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Post by Dusk on Apr 17, 2007 15:36:36 GMT -5
OOC- well then, I guess I'll take that offer. www.bolt.com/johnpaullucky7/video/Edge/1515584 plays and IceKid comes to the ring. A few Boos a few CheersAce:I guess IceKid's got the nerve to come out here. Ross:The nerve? Well I'm pretty sure this INVOLVES IceKid, so lets not be too hasty.IceKid gets into the ring and grabs a mic. IK:That was.....pretty funny. And you say that everyone thinks I suck....right?Showstopper fans chant "You Suck" IK: Well, If I suck so much, how is it possible that at Cyber Kenetics the entire Arena, The entire Roster, the entire city,state,country, THE ENTIRE WORLD.....was on their feet during that match? The Whole world saw IceKid hang on to that door with one hand and have the strength to climb up that Dome to grab that title.Ross:True, everyone was on their feet. Ace:At the moment yes, but that's only cause I was hoping Mr.P would win. IK:Actually *chuckle* lets go back and check out some history to see how much IceKid sucks. Um... Ah I know! At Winter Feast, I was in the Main Event in a Hell of a match for the greatest thing there was in EWA. Yeah, I lost, but I was this close. But, But what about Showstopper? Oh that's right! You were merely the appetizer, the match right under mine. Pulling a win over T-Bone, sending him to Hell although he managed to get out. I have to say, that was entertaining. That was. The other 15 minutes of that crap I couldn't stand!Crowd:ooooo!Ace:The fans are in for the arguement.IK: Next, at Samatura, I won both of my matches. And I forgot to mention, in one of them, I was in the Main Event AGAIN! This time winning myself a breifcase that granted me permission to fight for this title right here. But What about Showstopper? OOOOOH that's right! You were once again the match BEFORE my Main Event and you got your ass beat by the Reaper.Crowd:ooooooo!Ross: At least IceKid fans are agreeing here. Those with Sowstopper are hating this. IK: Then there was Breakdown. I lost my InterTransversal title in that match. Now I admitt, that wasn't my best PPV, but everyone has their bad moments ya know? Like your last PPV match. [glow=blue,2,300]this time IceKid fans start:But what about Showstopper?[/glow] IK: No worries Ladies and Gentlemen. Showstopper wasn't there on a count of he was still embarassed on getting his ass beat by a freak. And no this time he was in the ring.Crowd:oooooAce:I'm getting tired of this, can Showstopper shut him up already?IK: Next, is Cyber Kenetics. Again, I won both my matches that day. One of them being for this EWA United World Heavyweight Title in the same match, with the same guy, with a different result.[glow=blue,2,300]IK fans:But where was Showstopper?[/glow] IK: He wa....Showstopper interferes Showstopper:He was too busy enjoying the replay of the first match where I kicked your head off!Crowd:ooooooAce:There we go! some comeback!IK: Ok, you got 1 there. And now the last PPV, the one that will be coming up shortly, Rise to Demise. Where Once again IceKid is in the Main Event, But more importantly, Finally the PPV where Showstopper is in the main Event. Good Job Buddy, what the hell took ya so long?Ross:Well that has to be it when it comes to history.IK:So now the question is, what am I gonna do when you won't sit down for me. Well I'll give you the answer right off the bat. I don't expect you to sit down. I expect you to be standing tall just as you are right now so I can Ice Breaker your face straight across the arena just like I did last week! That's......what I'm gonna do. Hell, I'll make you tap inside a steel cage! I'll bury you alive right next to the arena! I'll send your ass to a 24 foot ride down a Dome and through a ring if I have to!Ace:He's implying all the things he's done to Mr.P Ross:And I betcha he'd do it again.IK: And you want to know why? Because I'm just that.....d**n....HARD....[glow=blue,2,300]IK Fans:CORE![/glow] TBC:Anyone
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Post by Booker T on Apr 19, 2007 6:24:26 GMT -5
*The ShowStopper waits for the crowd to die down before he speaks again. Bringing the mic to his mouth, he attempts to stifle a laugh.*
ShowStopper: You’re that d@mn hardcore? “laughs again* Not unless we’re talking about movies. In that respect IK, you’re the hardcore King!
Crowd: Oooooooooo!
Ace: Hey, Ik took my title! I’m the king of hardcore por- I mean movies. Ross: Please, don’t make me vomit…
ShowStopper: Or should that be prince? Seeing as you’re the Icekid. And you are a male- at least, I hope so.
Crowd: Oooooo!
ShowStopper:[glow=red,2,300][/glow] So technically, you should be Iceboy. Tell me, why did you choose that name? Do you like Ice? Do you like boys?
*Crowd breaks out in hysterics.*
ShowStopper: Now let’s deal with your latest 10 minute rant. I couldn’t help but notice, that instead of coming out here and entertaining the fans, you decided to serenade us with 'IK's Greatest Hits'. Well actually, it would be more appropriatly titled, IK's Greatest Hits.....and Misses.
Crowd: Oooooooo!
ShowStopper: Because let's face it, half the matches you just mentioned ended with some sucker handing you your monkey @ss in a brown paper bag.
Ross: Oh my!
ShowStopper: Yes IK, I'm afraid you do suck. 50% of these fans know it already...
*ShowStopper's fans cheer.*
ShowStopper: The rest are a little like you Icekid, they're, how should I put this...... oh, I know- complete MORONS!
*IK fans boo.*
ShowStopper: Why that reminds me of the time Icekid stayed up all night to study for a urine test-[/color]
IK: That never happened!
Ross: I hope not...
ShowStopper: Now let's deal with your sermon. First up, oh, it's IK's fluke win. After IK gets whooped countless times, Mr. P feels sorry for him and sits down, letting him win. Everyone was so amazed by Mr. P's generosity that they came down to the ring to congratulate Mr. P.
Crowd: Ooooooooooooooo!
ShowStopper: Next up, Winter-feast! ShowStopper and T-bone help out a Make-a-Wish-Kid called Ice and let him get beaten to a pulp in a lacklustre Main-Event, while contenting themselves with stealing the show from the mid-card.
Crowd: Ooooooooooooooo!
ShowStopper: Sumatura, not too sure what happened there, you see IK offered everyone except Reaper some Ice- and no I'm not talking about frozen water.
*Crowd laugh.*
ShowStopper: See IK, Mr. P got one taste of me in an LMS match and knew he could never, ever compete. I kicked his teeth out of his mouth and left him out for a ten count. That, is a real win. When you incapacitate your opponent so they can't answer a ten-count. ever done that before IK? Well I sure have. In fact, I'm the only one in the fatal-four-way to have done that! So don't compare me to a guy on your level IK, compare me to a guy on mine.....oh wait, there is no-one as good as The ShowStopper!
Crowd: Ooooooo!
Ace: A direct attack on IK.
ShowStopper: And now as we approach the end of IK's rant, we get, "what took ya so long". IK, I'm here to connect your brain to your mouth, 'cause you seem to be talking out of your @ss!
Crowd: Oooooooo!
ShowStopper: It took me less than a week to win the EWA World Title, and it took meabout 30 minutes to incapacitate Mr. P, and become the FIRST EWA United Champion. I held that title for longer than anyone in EWA history, including you!
Crowd: Oooooo!
ShowStopper: And during my reign, the name 'Icekid' didn't show up on the contendor's list. See IK, it took me half and hour to do what took you 4 months! The only reason you won that title was because I wanted to let chumps like you have some glory. But that all ends at Rise to Demise, when I return to my rightful place as EWA United Champion. So Icekid, when I knock your monkey @ss, Maverick's candy @ss and T-bone's flabby @ss down for the ten-count, just remember, losing to The ShowStopper doesn't make you bad, it just makes you like everyone else.
TBC Anyone
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Post by Dusk on Apr 19, 2007 16:44:26 GMT -5
IK: I don't recall ever losing to the Showstopper, and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon. You're right when you say that you beat Mr.P for the title so did I. Remember, just because you've done something first doesn't make you any better. It just makes you lucky. Lucky that I wasn't in that match or else you'd be seeing stars just like the entire roster has been seeing stars after the Ice Breaker.Ace: Yappin away as alwaysIK: And you know why I wasn't in contention for your title ShowStopper? I was too busy winning other titles of my own to give a Sploosh. And whoop-de-doo you won a freakin' LMS match! You and Mr.P were the only ones to ever HAVE an LMS match. So you have no idea what's coming your way at Rise to Demise.Ross:He sure is confident. Ace:A little too much if you ask me.IK: And at Cyber Kenetics you call what happened a Fluke win?! Ha! Have you ever fallen a 24 foot drop? I have, and Mr.P has also. You knocked him out to win a title once, congratulations. I've done it three times. Sure I never knocked him out like you did. I made him fall of a Cage, that sure doesn't compare to knocking him out, I burried him UNDERGROUND, but of course a 10 count is waaaaay more entertaining, oh and uh, that same guy you knocked out, I made him tap! IK fans cheerIK: I made him say 'I Quit' right in front of me! Now That is something you can't compare to. Lets take a look at our opponents then.
Maverick- Big pile of overconfident Sh*t! I made his ass tap out aswell. Can't say I blame him either.
T-Bone- Meh, he's an ify. He's got his moments. You DO remember that Hell in a Cell match right?IK chucklesShowStopper- The most entertaining man that ever walked the face of the Earth!ShowStopper fans cheerThat is, until IceKid learned how to walk.ShowStopper fans BooHe's the Only man alive to make a man lay on the floor for him, with arms and legs wide open. I'm talking about EWA this time so Fortunately, that was on Live TV, so nothing happened that night. He's also the only man on Earth who is able to look at your @$$ and distinguish what name it deserves. He's nicknamed the ShowStopper after his actions on stage in a Bar in Baltimore.Titantron flashesTitantron turns offAce:Ahh! He doctored that! Ross: I think I'm blind.He has the ability of sounding like a complete Jack@$$ on Television. that about covers it, Oh here's the last guy.
IceKid- CURRENT EWA United World Heavyweight Champion, known as the greatest wrestler who will ever exist, Has the record of the longest (censord) in the World, and he will soon whip all other three competitior's at Rise to Demise! IK fans CheerAce:That's ridiculous. Ross: So you say.IK: Now that I'm done ranting about your loss at Rise to Demise, are you thinking of anything to say.Showstopper:Yeah, I think...IK: It doesn't matter what you think! This title is staying right where it's at and the dream of you wining it over me is complete Bullsh*t! IK Fans Cheer/ShowStopper fans BooTBC:Anyone(T-Bone,Maverick anytime now)
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Post by Booker T on Apr 20, 2007 3:28:05 GMT -5
OOC: Sucks when you out-RP someone by a country mile (by their own admission) and then lose.
*IK, incensed looks on as The ShowStopper is in hysterics in the ring.*
[glow=red,2,300]ShowStopper:[/glow] Oh, what’s wrong IK, feeling a little hurt, did some of those I said things cut to the bone? Well I guess that’s too Sploosh bad, because that’s the truth. And you don’t recall Icekid losing to The ShowStopper? Well I sure remember Icekid running away from The ShowStopper like the little b1tch that he is, lets have a look:
[glow=red,2,300]ShowStopper:[/glow] And Icekid you’ve beaten the entire roster have you, oh, you mean Mr. P, and….well that’s about it really. You were too busy winning title’s below me, because that’s were you belong IK, below me. And lets have a recap . IK goes for the EWA Heavyweight title…and gets creamed. So IK you did try to go for the United Title, it’s just that you weren’t good enough to even get into the match. Lets have a recap:
Titantron plays a video package:
[glow=red,2,300]ShowStopper:[/glow] So basically you’re 3 and 2 against Mr. P, and yet that’s something you’re proud of? Wow, you really do suck IK!
*ShowStopper fans chant “You Suck” to IK 4 times, similar to the Kurt Angle “You Suck” chants.*
[glow=red,2,300]ShowStopper:[/glow] I don’t know if you can hear that or not, but about 10 000 people are telling you that you suck….
[glow=red,2,300]Ace:[/glow] Really?
[glow=red,2,300]ShowStopper:[/glow] And I’m nicknamed the ShowStopper after his actions on stage in a Bar in Baltimore? Well when I was that age IK, I was in Sydney, while you, were in fact hanging around Baltimore. So please, leave your home videos where they belong: at home.
Crowd: Ooooo!
And as for Icekid singing his own praises, I know the last bit of your deluded rant was censored out, so I’ll try and put it into civilized words. Icekid has the record of the longest time getting pounded from behind, and no, this isn’t in a wrestling ring.
Crowd: Oooo!
[glow=red,2,300]Ace:[/glow] Can you explain that to me Ross. [glow=red,2,300]Ross:[/glow] No, I don’t think I can.
[glow=red,2,300]ShowStopper:[/glow] Who the hell do you think you are anyway?
IK: Who do I think I am? I'm Icek-
[glow=red,2,300]ShowStopper:[/glow] IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! Because rest assured, at Rise to Demise, The ShowStopper’s three opponents will be parking their monkey @sses in the ring, they’ll be waiting for The ShowStopper to carry them to the greatest match of all time, and when they’re on their backs, looking up at the bright lights after getting their heads kicked off, they’ll be glad that they had the privilege of getting whooped by the greatest sports entertainer of all time, The ShowStopper. And if you’re not down with that, then we’ve got two……words…….for ya!
Crowd: SUCK IT!!!
OOC: Give T-bone and Maverick a day or two to see if they can be bothered to reply. If they don’t then just end it.
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