Post by Captain Awesome on Dec 18, 2008 15:09:53 GMT -5
The tron shows Maria Stalls standing next to Captain Awesome and even the Awesomites boo at this sight. Maria brings the mic up to her face when...
Captain Awesome
Let me guess. "Captain Awesome, you're gonna be in the main event facing two of your former opponents in earlier events, but this time, they're coming at you together. How does that make you feel?"
Maria responds with a mix of surprise, surpressed anger, and fake cheer when she says
Maria
Exactly!
Awesome
Well, I'll tell you something, Maria. This is exactly what I was suspecting. This company is SO predictable! As everyone knows, I beat both of these men already, but Mr. O'Hara thinks that he is being completely new and original when he decides to put us in a triple threat. They want nothing more than these saps- I mean fans' money.
Gasps of shock and awe inflate the arena.
Awesome
That's exactly why I held myself hostage for total control of my contract. I figured if EWA is going to do as little as possible for the fans' dollar, I'll do the same for EWA.
Boos erupt from the crowd
Awesome
And I did, I got a humongous raise, a big fat bonus, and complete control over how I do things, without risk of being fired except by the board. I don't have a chance of being fired by them, because there can't be an EWA, without an AWE. We all saw that in September.
AWESOME SUCKS AWESOME SUCKS!!!
Maria
So why did you crash the first ever EWA Hall of Fame ceremony?
Awesome
Because I was not inducted. I'm learning from the company, I drew crowds, and I'm just that Awesome. If Jamez Hardy, of all people, Jamez HARDY could be inducted, then why couldn't I? I held the longest US Title reign ever!!! I won that title in my debut match!!! How can Awesomeness be absent from the abyss of Fame?
TBC
Captain Awesome
Let me guess. "Captain Awesome, you're gonna be in the main event facing two of your former opponents in earlier events, but this time, they're coming at you together. How does that make you feel?"
Maria responds with a mix of surprise, surpressed anger, and fake cheer when she says
Maria
Exactly!
Awesome
Well, I'll tell you something, Maria. This is exactly what I was suspecting. This company is SO predictable! As everyone knows, I beat both of these men already, but Mr. O'Hara thinks that he is being completely new and original when he decides to put us in a triple threat. They want nothing more than these saps- I mean fans' money.
Gasps of shock and awe inflate the arena.
Awesome
That's exactly why I held myself hostage for total control of my contract. I figured if EWA is going to do as little as possible for the fans' dollar, I'll do the same for EWA.
Boos erupt from the crowd
Awesome
And I did, I got a humongous raise, a big fat bonus, and complete control over how I do things, without risk of being fired except by the board. I don't have a chance of being fired by them, because there can't be an EWA, without an AWE. We all saw that in September.
AWESOME SUCKS AWESOME SUCKS!!!
Maria
So why did you crash the first ever EWA Hall of Fame ceremony?
Awesome
Because I was not inducted. I'm learning from the company, I drew crowds, and I'm just that Awesome. If Jamez Hardy, of all people, Jamez HARDY could be inducted, then why couldn't I? I held the longest US Title reign ever!!! I won that title in my debut match!!! How can Awesomeness be absent from the abyss of Fame?
TBC