Post by ---> Click <--- on Dec 5, 2008 8:30:08 GMT -5
It's like a corridor and there is like Maria with like a mic like in her hand. Like duh. So it's interview time and that's good because except the matches there isn't much moving in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance. Maria wears her breast, sorry I mean best top in which she has enourmes boobs. She really makes the best of her screen time. She still believes that she could become a famous actress by looking sweet and interviewing wrestlers. She's really stupid.
Maria "Hello EWA fans! This is Maria, I know that you know it but I like to say it often so really everyone gets it. Tonight here with me is my favorite interview partner! Scott Buster!"
Buster comes in the picture and looks at Maria with a mix of disgust and fear.
Maria "We've been here in EWA for so long and we had so many interviews! What do you think where this will end?"
Buster looks really worried now. He just pushes her out of the picture and turns to the camera.
Scott Buster "Thank you Maria. That was really awesome. What would we do without you? I guess EWA would be ruined! . . . Now seriously folks. Tonight I will fight Jane Kingston. Jane? Isn't that a girl's name? . . . oh Juan! Ok, ok yeah. So Juan Kingston will get to face me, the Phenomenal One, the King of the EWA ring, Mr. Money Money Yeah Yeah, the defeater of all that is not defeated yet! I ask you, EWA fan shrimps, why? I have been doing well week after week. I am a Hall of Famer. In fact, I am THE Hall of Famer! Yes I made mistakes but what more do I have to do to finally be someone in EWA again? What do you want T-Bone? What is it that you hate so much about me? Gosh!"