The ShowStopper Addresses T-bone and Mr. P

[Booker T]

*'All Along the Watchtower' by Jimi Hendrix hits, leading to an eruption of noise.*

[glow=red,2,300]Kate:[/glow] Ladies and Gentlemen, your World EWA Champion, The ShowStopper!

[glow=red,2,300]Ross: [/glow]Well this is The ShowStopper's first appearance here since the war he went through with T-bone at Winter-Feast, and in my opinion the standout match of the night along with Mr. P and Icekid.
[glow=red,2,300]Ace: [/glow]That's all good and well Ross, and yeah The ShowStopper won that match against T-bone, but this may well be the last time we see The ShowStopper with that World EWA Title around his waist.

*After quite a lot of time has elapsed, The ShowStopper emerges to a raucous reception. He somewhat gingerly makes his way down to the ring.*

[glow=red,2,300]Ace: [/glow]The ShowStopper not in his ring gear tonight because he's been given the night off. He actually doesn't look too bad in that suit, despite the fact that he's sporting a number of cuts, bruises and bandages.
[glow=red,2,300]Ross:[/glow] And folks if you've just joined us, that man right there, The ShowStopper will put up his World EWA Championship against the EWA World heavyweight Champion, Mr. P in a winner takes all match where both titles will be unified.
[glow=red,2,300]Ace: [/glow]And you've got to believe The ShowStopper's not gonna be anywhere near 100% in his match against Jeff Hardy on Collective Mayhem.

*By now The ShowStopper has entered the ring and is about to bring a mic to his mouth.*

[glow=red,2,300]ShowStopper: [/glow]At Winter-Feast, two men beat each other so badly that neither of them could walk out of the arena, even with assistance.
At Winter-Feast, two men beat each other so badly that neither man regained consiousness until the next morning.
At Winter-Feast two men beat each other so badly that both of those men recieved standing ovations at the end of the match.
For those reasons, I give you fans my personal guarantee that you will see T-bone vs. ShowStopper III.

*The crowd erupt when they hear this.*

[glow=red,2,300]Ross: [/glow]My god Ace! T-bone vs. ShowStopper III! I can't believe it!
[glow=red,2,300]
ShowStopper: [/glow]But onto more pressing issues, namely, my reign as World EWA Champion. You see I went through a war at Winter-Feast, but so did Mr. P.
However, Mr. P did not get hit with one Northern Lights Driver on the mat, and a second one on a steel chair.
Mr. P did not get busted open so badly that all he could see smell and taste was blood.
And Mr. P did not have to be wheeled out of the arena on a stretcher headed straight for the E.R.

[glow=red,2,300]Ace: [/glow]He has a piont there...

[glow=red,2,300]ShowStopper:[/glow] Mr. P also does not hold the distinction of delivering what many called the greatest move in wrestling history- specifically a sunset flip powerbomb from 10 feet in the air through the announce table.
Mr. P also did not deliver a Frankensteiner onto a steel chair.
And Mr. P sure as hell did not deliver argueably the greatest moment in wrestling history- a moonsault from the top of a ladder onto a man laying on a table with a steel chair and garbage can ontop of him. A move that not only broke the table, but broke a set of ribs as well.
You see Mr. P, it's all good and well to beat a guy who hasn't held a title in his life and pick up a World Title. And although I respect you as a wrestler and a competitor, the fact of the matter is that you don't know what it's like to be pushed to the limit, to be pushed to a point of no return, to be pushed so far that you're standing on pure adrenelin.
Mr. P I know you're listening backstage, so take note: I will put you through kinds of pain you've only heard about in urban myths. I'll draw pain from parts of your body you didn't even know existed. Mr. P, come our unification match, you'd better be prepared to have your body and soul taken apart, because at the end of the day, it's gonna come down to who wants that title more, and if you want it more than me, you'd better be willing to go through all that and a whole lot more.
I'll-

TBC by Anyone, preferable Mr. P

[Mr. P]

My Time is Now hits and Mr. P comes out with his EWA Heavyweight Championship belt wearing a suit.

[glow=red,2,300]Ross:[/glow] We know Ace, you don't have to say it.

[glow=limegreen,2,300]Ace:[/glow] haha, I actually was going to comment on something else.

[glow=red,2,300]Ross:[/glow] really, what would that be, Ace?

[glow=limegreen,2,300]Ace:[/glow] No, I can tell you don't want to know by the way you cut me off early.

[glow=red,2,300]Ross:[/glow] you were going to say it, weren't you?

[glow=limegreen,2,300]Ace:[/glow] yeah(disapointed)

Mr. P gets in the ring and shakes showstopper's hand. He gets a mic.

[glow=cyan,2,300]Mr. P:[/glow] YOU were in a violent match?? It was one hell of a match but a Dome of Destruction kind of kicks the crap out of it. yeah, you have exploding ladders and a tipping ring. But I had tables ladders, tacks, barbed wire, and a dome!! I mean domes are like superhero versions of regular cages. I delivered a word life elbow drop, I threw a guy off of a super cage, I got tacks shoved in my leg and barbed wire rubbed in my face. In MY match, the ref was ready to end the match without a clear winner. My back got fractured from a sharpshooter. After that match, I couldn't tell up from down. I LITERALY was walking on my hands for an hour and(kind of drifting into a mumble) passed out for like a day becuase all of my blood rushed to my head. I respect you and I think you put up a great fight but Icey and me are the real reason that the seats in that arena were SOLD OUT. I also don't think you wanted that belt as much as I did. Role the footage of my interview after my match.

Mr. P is holding the EWA Heavyweight Championship Belt on his shoulder and looking at it very distracted

Mr. P: What?!? (getting out of his"transe") Oh, I feel great. I just beat Ice Kid for the biggest prize in EWA

Mr. P kisses his belt

[glow=cyan,2,300]Mr. P:[/glow] I don't see that kind of devotion from you. But, it's not your fault that you didn't observe how brutal my match was because obviously(waving his hand in front of his face) YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

TBC: T bone, Showstopper, or Ice Kid

[Booker T]

*The ShowStopper waits for Mr. P to finish his tyraid and then rubs his chin as a smile forms across his face.*
[glow=red,2,300]ShowStopper:[/glow] That's cute, the whole 'you can't see me' thing you've got going on, very cute. But I think you're still suffering from delusions if you think that you want that title more than me. In fact I'd Sweet Chin Music you into next week right now if I could lift my leg above my waist.
You see I don't know if this registered with you, but I beat a man so badly that he couldn't answer a 120 second count! Now I don't know if you've been beated that badly in your life, but rest assured that you'll get to experience that first hand when I stop your show in our unification match, because I'm the Icon, the Mainevent, I am The ShowStopper! It wasn't your match that sold out the arena, it was my match with the boss that sold it out. People came flooding in to see the greatest entertainer of the modern era: ME! And in our unification I will give you and the millions and millions all over the world a show like they have never seen before - Why? - because I can!
TBC by Anyone involved.

[Mr. P]

Mr. P: obviously you don't understand, I don't give up. I DONT stay down. You could crush me with as many of your Sploosh trash cans as you want, by the time the count nine, I'm breakin' your spine. If you don't beleive me, go ask Ice Kid, He'll probably be betting on me whipping you're ass up and down the arena. You think you're the greatest entertainer of the modern era? take a look at this.

A video plays on the megatron with Mr. P's theme music showing multiple pics of the following:

Throw back
Protoplex
5 knuckle shuffle
The FU
The STFU
and Word Life Elbow Drops off of extreme places or through things.

Mr. P: I'm the greatist out there I'll prove it when I win that LAST MAN STANDING match!!

Both men argue without mics for a minute and Mr. P takes a swing at showstopper. Show ducks under it and tries to hit a Sweet Chin Music but only gets his leg about half way of where it needs to be before it spazzes out. Mr. P goes for an FU but his back started hurting him and he droped to his knees letting Show stopper get off. Body guards break them up with about 5 guys on each champion.

TBC: anyone involved

[Booker T]

*The bodyguards break up the melee and take each champion to opposite turnbuckles. Mr. P and The ShowStopper keep struggling and trying to get to each other but cxan't get past the security.*

*The ShowStopper finally stops resisting and motions to the guards to give him some room. They comply and The ShowStopper takes the chmace provided and charges at Mr. P, hitting a splash on the bodyguards. Both mem keep throwing hands and trying to get at each other when the guards drag The ShowStopperto his corner, still struggling.*

*Mr. P then appasrently has a back spasm and motions to the guards to get help. He crouches down on his knees, but as soon as the guards turn to motion to the doctors he gets up and charges at The ShowStopper, splashing the guards and attempting to land puches on The ShowStopper until.......*

TBC by Anyone involved.