Post by ---> Click <--- on Sept 21, 2008 5:34:01 GMT -5
It is now somewhere in the middle of the show. Since T-Bone put out the order that no one cares about the World title we will just ignore that the first match was for that title and act like neither Scott Buster or The Eagle had a match on this night yet. Maria didn't wanted to do this interview or maybe she was kidnapped who knows. Not me. All I know is that there is a new interviewer to interview the new tag champs. How I know? Look at him. He isn't Maria DUH! The new guy looks like the usual interviewer guy. He is not small, not tall, not fat, not thin. His hair is brown his face is uninteresting. Usual guy, looks like millions. His voice, also nothing special:
Scott Buster, Andy Brookes and The Eagle come in the picture Buster and Eagle with the tag title belts around their waists and Andy with the Smash title belt around his waist. They all three laugh as they look at Roger and Eagle puts a hand on Roger's shoulder and looks him deep in the eyes as he tries to hold the laughter back.
Eagle and Buster burst out laughing right in Roger's face while Andy sits down on a nearby chair as he can't stand anymore. The interviewer looks helpless to the camera trying to get the three men to grow up.
Eagle holds his stomach and calms down.
Buster raises the tag title belt.
Buster makes a dramatic pause in which Eagle pushes him aside and gets on the mic.
Buster laughs about that but Eagle ignores that.
Eagle looks at Roger who awkwardly answers.
Brookes comes now up from behind and slaps Roger across the face.
The three champs start to laugh loudly again and then turn to leave. Roger shakes his head about the future of EWA. The scene fades to the commentators who also shake their heads.
"Hello, my name is Roger C. Ockhard and I am here because Maria is still "sick" after her last interview with Scott Buster. Speaking of Scott Buster . . . he is my guest tonight. Who knew? And to make it more interesting here is also his new partner, new tag champ and perhaps new World champ, the boss said that I don't care, The Eagle! PLUS: The third man in what they call the Justice League Andy Brookes!"
Scott Buster, Andy Brookes and The Eagle come in the picture Buster and Eagle with the tag title belts around their waists and Andy with the Smash title belt around his waist. They all three laugh as they look at Roger and Eagle puts a hand on Roger's shoulder and looks him deep in the eyes as he tries to hold the laughter back.
"I . . . I think (HAHA) I think I didn't got your name . . . can you (HAHAAAA) can you please say that again?"
"Yeah, it's Roger . . . Roger C. Ockhard . . ."
"Yeah, it's Roger . . . Roger C. Ockhard . . ."
Eagle and Buster burst out laughing right in Roger's face while Andy sits down on a nearby chair as he can't stand anymore. The interviewer looks helpless to the camera trying to get the three men to grow up.
"This . . (HAHAHA) this is the greatest day of my life . . . (HAH) . . first Aragorn's face and now this (HAHAHA) . . ."
"Ok I don't know what's so funny but please, we don't got all day for this interview."
"Ok I don't know what's so funny but please, we don't got all day for this interview."
Eagle holds his stomach and calms down.
"Ok it really starts to hurt now, we should stop it, Buster."
". . . ok it was fun while it lasted."
"Thank you . . . now, first: Scott, you have been on your quest to become World Champ so long and yesterday you reached your goal but then you were stabbed in the back by your best friend Aragorn . . . what does that feel like?"
"Roger . . . (Hahmm) . . . Roger, where were you at the beginning of this show? Did you miss the part where I told the whole world that Aragorn and I had a deal? That we never were friends? Hell, how could anyone be friends with this untalented egomaniac? I only wanted this . . ."
". . . ok it was fun while it lasted."
"Thank you . . . now, first: Scott, you have been on your quest to become World Champ so long and yesterday you reached your goal but then you were stabbed in the back by your best friend Aragorn . . . what does that feel like?"
"Roger . . . (Hahmm) . . . Roger, where were you at the beginning of this show? Did you miss the part where I told the whole world that Aragorn and I had a deal? That we never were friends? Hell, how could anyone be friends with this untalented egomaniac? I only wanted this . . ."
Buster raises the tag title belt.
"I already proved that I was the best in the singles division. The Rock, Tenney, Maverick Jones, Mr. P, Mr. Amazo, the ShowStopper, Kimbodo,Andy Brookes, The Eagle and Aragorn . . . I have defeated them all. The tag title is the only title that means something on EWA. Mr. P and Maverick Jones held those titles for 84 days and I will break that record! For that I even took another less than one day title reign. Aragorn will never admit it but this was all a set up to make him one of a hundred World Champions and me the ultimate legend!"
Buster makes a dramatic pause in which Eagle pushes him aside and gets on the mic.
"Now you ask: Scott Buster, Andy Brookes and The Eagle wanted to kill each other just six days ago at Last Rites . . . whazzup withat? And that's a really good question. See, I was the last big name on Buster's list. As he said, he defeated anyone . . . but me. We said hey you and I as a team, good stuff! But who is the better man? And in the Last Rites Complex match we gave it all and by a fluke Scott Buster came out on top."
Buster laughs about that but Eagle ignores that.
"The ones of you out there who went to college may have noticed that Buster is a no no heel and that I am a happy happy joy joy face superstar . . . PLEASE! Do you guys actually think . . . ACTUALLY THINK . . . that I would spend my time working in the gym and bleeding in that ring only for your amusement? I could also just throw cakes at a stupid clown and would gain the same cheers that I get here! I am here to become a legend and to become a legend you need to be remembered. To be remembered you need to be special and now who is the most special wrestler in EWA history?"
Eagle looks at Roger who awkwardly answers.
"The ShowStopper maybe?"
Brookes comes now up from behind and slaps Roger across the face.
"No! It is Scott Buster you fool! He was World Champion three times and I bet every EWA fan can tell you the length of at least two of his reigns. Could you tell me the length of two title reigns the ShowStopper had? I don't think so. Everyone knows Buster and everyone knows that he gets what he wants! The Eagle and I are the future of EWA and Scott Buster will mark our names in the history books!"
"Is that why you two have a match for your Smash title today Andy?"
"You will see what that's about when it happens you nosy jerk. The Justice League does not spoil everything. I can only tell you this . . . the match is going to be hard."
". . . (HAHA) . . . how hard, Scott?"
"C. OCKHARD!"
"Is that why you two have a match for your Smash title today Andy?"
"You will see what that's about when it happens you nosy jerk. The Justice League does not spoil everything. I can only tell you this . . . the match is going to be hard."
". . . (HAHA) . . . how hard, Scott?"
"C. OCKHARD!"
The three champs start to laugh loudly again and then turn to leave. Roger shakes his head about the future of EWA. The scene fades to the commentators who also shake their heads.
"I don't understand why The Eagle and Andy Brookes changed to the evil side. They were both so succesful. Scott Buster turned them into bullies."
"(Hahaha) . . . C. Ockhard, now I get it!"
"(Hahaha) . . . C. Ockhard, now I get it!"
EOT
