Post by Captain Awesome on Sept 18, 2008 16:41:21 GMT -5
Captain Awesome's music hits the speakers, and the awesomites cheer on his Awesomeness as Awesome makes his way to the ring with a microphone in his hand. He steps in between the ropes and raises his arm. Awesome then brings the mic to his face as he begins to speak
Captain Awesome
Now listen up here folks, it's been a while since the Epitome of Awesomeness first entered this ring.
The crowd pops for some reason... oh yeah, it's cuz he's awesome
You see, since then, we had standards of AWESOMENESS. We've had talented superstars like John the CRUSHER, and who could forget TNT, 2 Extreme, Wolverine, or even RAID JOHNSON! Hell, we've acquired 4 new superstars since I've started that list!
Awesome pauses and smiles and shakes his head
Now I understand the thought process T-Bone may be going through: "We have Captain Awesome, we don't need talented performers anymore!" I agree entirely. But apparently, people have a problem with too much Awesome and not enough OTHER good new talent. In reality, I'm like a syringe of heroin!
The crowd goes silent in shock
You make me stab your arm with a needle, it hurts, dangit! You know, that sounded a lot better in my head before I said it.
They then burst in awkward laughter
Anyway, apparently, some of these people are getting an Awesome overdose! So, I'm here to address the issue. Since I seem to be the problem, I gotta be a part of the solution to make me worth paying for.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You see, I'm here to make sure that we get more greatness to walk through that curtain every night.
(Bigger)WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I've heard about this rookie who is making his "Second Coming."
What?
What was his name?
What?
Yeah, that's what I'm asking...
What?
Jimmy Carter?
What?
James Kirk?
What?
Kyle Matthews?
What? Now the camera gradually zooms in for a close up on Captain Awesome's Awesome face
JAMES MATTHEWS!!!! That's it... anyway, does anyone here remember his first coming? I guess I wasn't here for it. But even then, I should have seen it while watching every EWA show and Pay-Per-View since I've been small. Oh that's right, that's the guy who quit without giving his 2 weeks!
Booooooooooo!
Well, from the looks of it, Jimmy, you got some 'splainin' to do... so why don't you come on down, and tell us all a little story?
The camera zooms out to reveal a chair next to Captain Awesome, who then sits down on it. (The Magic of Cameras)
TBC by Chris Jeri- I mean, James Matthews
Captain Awesome
Now listen up here folks, it's been a while since the Epitome of Awesomeness first entered this ring.
The crowd pops for some reason... oh yeah, it's cuz he's awesome
You see, since then, we had standards of AWESOMENESS. We've had talented superstars like John the CRUSHER, and who could forget TNT, 2 Extreme, Wolverine, or even RAID JOHNSON! Hell, we've acquired 4 new superstars since I've started that list!
Awesome pauses and smiles and shakes his head
Now I understand the thought process T-Bone may be going through: "We have Captain Awesome, we don't need talented performers anymore!" I agree entirely. But apparently, people have a problem with too much Awesome and not enough OTHER good new talent. In reality, I'm like a syringe of heroin!
The crowd goes silent in shock
You make me stab your arm with a needle, it hurts, dangit! You know, that sounded a lot better in my head before I said it.
They then burst in awkward laughter
Anyway, apparently, some of these people are getting an Awesome overdose! So, I'm here to address the issue. Since I seem to be the problem, I gotta be a part of the solution to make me worth paying for.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You see, I'm here to make sure that we get more greatness to walk through that curtain every night.
(Bigger)WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I've heard about this rookie who is making his "Second Coming."
What?
What was his name?
What?
Yeah, that's what I'm asking...
What?
Jimmy Carter?
What?
James Kirk?
What?
Kyle Matthews?
What? Now the camera gradually zooms in for a close up on Captain Awesome's Awesome face
JAMES MATTHEWS!!!! That's it... anyway, does anyone here remember his first coming? I guess I wasn't here for it. But even then, I should have seen it while watching every EWA show and Pay-Per-View since I've been small. Oh that's right, that's the guy who quit without giving his 2 weeks!
Booooooooooo!
Well, from the looks of it, Jimmy, you got some 'splainin' to do... so why don't you come on down, and tell us all a little story?
The camera zooms out to reveal a chair next to Captain Awesome, who then sits down on it. (The Magic of Cameras)
TBC by Chris Jeri- I mean, James Matthews
