Post by Mr. P on Sept 10, 2008 23:38:27 GMT -5
During Tenacious Conflict The lights dim and Mister P's theme music begins to play throughout the arena. Eventually Mister P walks onto the stage met by a mixed reaction.
Kate
Please welcome, MMMMMMMisterrrrrrr PPPPPPPPPP!!
Mister P crouches down at the top of the ramp and puts up one finger, setting off pyro. Mister P then jumps up and begins to walk down the ramp.
Ross
Mister P will be in action alittle later tonight, he must be here to talk about his opponent tonight. He'll face Andy Brookes in one on one competition as a preview of This sunday at Last Rites, the biggest pay per view of the year.
Ace
I think that's putting it mildly. This is if The Red Sox and the Yankees played the world series, The Packers and Vikings playing the Superbowl, and Brazil and Madrid in the world cup. Not only that, but they're both in the most dangerous match of their careers.
Rodney
Inside the Last Rites Complex. Five men go in, the match is not over until four of them are deemed unfit to continue. Mister P is the only man to have done it twice. Last year he came so close to bringing home the gold until he was thrown off of the cage, letting the Showstopper secure the victory. No one ever leaves that match in the condition they enter in.
Mister P at this point is in the ring, reaching out to get a microphone from an official. Mister P retrieves the microphone, walking back into the center of the ring. Mister P's music fades and the crowd begins to die down. Mister P has a look of uncertainty as he raises the microphone.
Mister P
It's been said a number of times throughout history that "it's better to burn out than to fade away." And it seemed like towards the beginning and middle of my career that no one exemplified that better than I did. I captured title after title in the most death defying matches. I'd was thrown off a dome through the ring, I've been thrown off the Last Rites Complex, I've even been buried alive.
The crowd gives a small pop for Mr. P's accomplishments and matches.
Mister P
I won the first Dome of Destruction, I've had a record 11 title reigns throughout my history, and I've been involved in some of the biggest factions EWA's ever seen including The Nation of Domination and Perfection Personified. But it seems more and more lately I've been dropping the ball. I've come up short twice in recent matches when trying to recapture the United Title.
The crowd cheers for The Eagle.
Mister P
And among the losses and no shows I've begun to ask myself, "why am I still here?" I have nothing more to prove. I'm beginning to overstay my welcome in the EWA, just lowering my record rather than actually entertaining the fans. So in my recent fading I made a promise to myself. That regardless of the outcome of The Last Rites Complex, I will be on the show after. For one more match in this great establishment. and I can't think of anyone I would rather face in my farewell match than The Great One, The Rock!
The crowd gives a explodes in applause for the match proposal given by Mister P.
Mister P
Rock, we've had our ups and downs in EWA and all I want is one match. One match to sum up everything I've been here for. And if one of us walks out of Last Rites with the title, then it'll be a Regeneration rematch for the United Title.
Mister P's theme music hits and Mister P looks to the crowd before exiting the ring and begining to walk up the ramp.
Ace
I can't believe it, Mister P just announced his retirement! This is huge.
Rodney
One more of EWA's originals will leave us just after Last Rites II as Mister P gives a farewell match against The Rock, arguably the greatest performer EWA has ever seen.
Ross
Well when you talk about the greatest performers of EWA, you can't leave out Mister P himself. and Last Rites is promising to become one of the greatest matches ever.
eot
Kate
Please welcome, MMMMMMMisterrrrrrr PPPPPPPPPP!!
Mister P crouches down at the top of the ramp and puts up one finger, setting off pyro. Mister P then jumps up and begins to walk down the ramp.
Ross
Mister P will be in action alittle later tonight, he must be here to talk about his opponent tonight. He'll face Andy Brookes in one on one competition as a preview of This sunday at Last Rites, the biggest pay per view of the year.
Ace
I think that's putting it mildly. This is if The Red Sox and the Yankees played the world series, The Packers and Vikings playing the Superbowl, and Brazil and Madrid in the world cup. Not only that, but they're both in the most dangerous match of their careers.
Rodney
Inside the Last Rites Complex. Five men go in, the match is not over until four of them are deemed unfit to continue. Mister P is the only man to have done it twice. Last year he came so close to bringing home the gold until he was thrown off of the cage, letting the Showstopper secure the victory. No one ever leaves that match in the condition they enter in.
Mister P at this point is in the ring, reaching out to get a microphone from an official. Mister P retrieves the microphone, walking back into the center of the ring. Mister P's music fades and the crowd begins to die down. Mister P has a look of uncertainty as he raises the microphone.
Mister P
It's been said a number of times throughout history that "it's better to burn out than to fade away." And it seemed like towards the beginning and middle of my career that no one exemplified that better than I did. I captured title after title in the most death defying matches. I'd was thrown off a dome through the ring, I've been thrown off the Last Rites Complex, I've even been buried alive.
The crowd gives a small pop for Mr. P's accomplishments and matches.
Mister P
I won the first Dome of Destruction, I've had a record 11 title reigns throughout my history, and I've been involved in some of the biggest factions EWA's ever seen including The Nation of Domination and Perfection Personified. But it seems more and more lately I've been dropping the ball. I've come up short twice in recent matches when trying to recapture the United Title.
The crowd cheers for The Eagle.
Mister P
And among the losses and no shows I've begun to ask myself, "why am I still here?" I have nothing more to prove. I'm beginning to overstay my welcome in the EWA, just lowering my record rather than actually entertaining the fans. So in my recent fading I made a promise to myself. That regardless of the outcome of The Last Rites Complex, I will be on the show after. For one more match in this great establishment. and I can't think of anyone I would rather face in my farewell match than The Great One, The Rock!
The crowd gives a explodes in applause for the match proposal given by Mister P.
Mister P
Rock, we've had our ups and downs in EWA and all I want is one match. One match to sum up everything I've been here for. And if one of us walks out of Last Rites with the title, then it'll be a Regeneration rematch for the United Title.
Mister P's theme music hits and Mister P looks to the crowd before exiting the ring and begining to walk up the ramp.
Ace
I can't believe it, Mister P just announced his retirement! This is huge.
Rodney
One more of EWA's originals will leave us just after Last Rites II as Mister P gives a farewell match against The Rock, arguably the greatest performer EWA has ever seen.
Ross
Well when you talk about the greatest performers of EWA, you can't leave out Mister P himself. and Last Rites is promising to become one of the greatest matches ever.
eot
