Psycho's Path #3

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[shadow=red,left,300]THE PSYCHO'S PATH[/shadow]

[glow=red,2,300]This week, Sam interviews Flyer, as well as reading his fan mail![/glow]

[shadow=red,left,300]FAN MAIL[/shadow]

Dear Sycho Sam,
My girlfriend hates me and I don't know what to do.
- Amon Amarth.

Well, Amon, I think you should try burning a church.

Dear Sycho Sam,
I lost my wallet. What should I do?
- JGH

Well, JGH, burn down a church.

Dear Sycho Sam,
I think Chris Williams is a girl. I am also a girl but I fell in love with Chris Williams, but then after reading your article, I realised that Chris Williams is a girl too. I love Chris Williams, so what should I do?
- Chris William's sister

Well, Chris Willaim's sister, I'd say burn down a church. And uhh, give Williams some money so that he can get plastic surgery. That way, Chris will become a man, and you can start loving him again. And yeah, Incest is illegal.

[shadow=red,left,300]INTERVIEW[/shadow]

:Sam:
Good to have you with us today, Flyer

:Flyer:
Good to be here, man.

:Sam:
Alright, I have a few questions that I think the fans are desperate to know.

:Flyer:
Shoot

:Sam:
Our first question then: Do you like beer?

:Flyer:
What??? Umm... Well, I have an occasional drink, I prefer wine, though.

:Sam:
Wine? I was just messing around about you being a chick last week, but now I'm not so sure. What kind of man prefers wine over beer?

:Flyer:
One that can beat you down, then up, then down again.

:Sam:
Tuche. Onward then. Where did you go on your honeymoon with Mr. P?

:Flyer:
What the?

:Sam:
Cancun? Wow, not where I'd pick to take my new wife, but hey, whatever floats your loveboat.

:Flyer:
What the heck man, I did not say anything about taking Mr. P to Cancun for our honeymoon, or even getting married!

:Sam:
I guess you like it in the closet then, huh?

:Flyer:
What?! Listen man, I-

:Sam:
NEXT QUESTION! Oh, this one is one that everyone is dying to know about... What is Chris Willaim's gender?

:Flyer:
Finally, a question that does not question my sexuality! However, I am not quite sure of what Chris's gender is. As soon as you think you know him, he goes and switches again! It's really frustrating!

:Sam:
That's what I've been saying! Just pick a gender and settle down, Chris Williams! Well, that's all the questions I have for you, Flyer... so I guess that's the end. I need to get back to training for my match with you

:Flyer:
Oh, I forgot about that match, well, good luck Sam, you're gonna need it.

[glow=red,2,300]DISCLAIMER: SYCHO SAM TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHATEVER HE SAYS. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, SUE BUDWEISER, IT'S THEIR FAULT![/glow]

OOC: got nothing more to say, but it makes sense story wise, because sam would be preparing for williams