Post by hassanumer999 on Mar 9, 2008 2:53:58 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]THE PSYCHO'S PATH[/shadow]
[glow=red,2,300]This week, Sam talks about Mr.P's and Flyer's faltering marriage, and their adopted son Chris Williams as well as interviewing Brezzy and reading his 'fan' mail[/glow]
[shadow=red,left,300]FAN MAIL[/shadow]
Dear Sycho Sam,
I wanted to know what you're favorite metal song is.
Thanks, Dave Heitfeld
Well, Dave, I'd say it's a tie between Kalmah's Hades and Kalmah's alteration. As you can guess, they're both Kalmah songs.
- Sam
I wanted to know what you're favorite metal song is.
Thanks, Dave Heitfeld
Well, Dave, I'd say it's a tie between Kalmah's Hades and Kalmah's alteration. As you can guess, they're both Kalmah songs.
- Sam
[shadow=red,left,300]INTERVIEW[/shadow]
Q.1 Do you like Beer?
Ans. I do like a few cans of Budwheisers.
Q.2 It must have been an honour to have Me as a tag team partner, right?
Ans. Not an honour, but it's been real. At least there's someone with talent in DWF!
Q.3 There's still one thing you never done - pin Redman, or Mr.P. I dunno why because I beat him without even breaking a sweat! Do you suck that bad all the time?
Ans. Are you kidding? I can kick his ass anyday! He's just not worth my time.
Q.4 I don't mean to get too personal but have you ever had a Girlfriend?
Ans. Hasn't anybody? But it wasn't my fault she never lived up to my standards.
Q.5 Have you had any problems with other women in the past?
Ans. Oh yeah tonnes. None of them are good enough to be in my presence.
Q.6 You're really giving that backstage interviewer, Karia Stools or something, a hard time. What's she ever done to you?
Ans. She questioned me. Whatever I say I'm gonna do, god dammit I will do it, and I'm not gonna let some "girl" get in my way!
Q.7 On a completely different topic, what type of music you into?
Ans. Punk rock. Horror Punk. Grunge. That sorta stuff.
Q.8 Is it true that you once almost choked someone out for spilling mustard on your jacket?
Ans. Oh yeah. He bled & cried in my bare hands. True story.
Q.9 Wow. That jacket must mean alot to you right?
Ans. Nah. I got it from a 60s shop in Cardiff.
Q.10 Okay. Ever since you came here to the EWA, you've been going on about some kind of Destiny. What's that all about?
Ans. Well, wrestling was my true calling. I answered that call. The Heavyweight championship of South Wales ain't good enough for me. To fulfill my destiny, I must obtain the biggest prize in a worldwide promotion, & the EWA United World Title is my target.
Q.11 And this Kandy Kaylee person has challenged you to a match at Cyber-Kinetics. Do you honestly believe that she can do all those things she say?
Ans. Well I have to see it to believe it.
Q.12 How can anyone actually say that this is even possible?
Ans. I know! I reckon she's got everyone else playing along. She's just trying to scare me, but it ain't working!
Q.13 But you're going along with it. Why are you going along with it, even if it means risking your Sexuality?
Ans. Look. It ain't gonna happen! She's trying to lure me into something, but I'll tell you what. If she can do those "magic tricks" you would think that she performed that trick sooner. And when I finally get my hands on her, it's not gonna be her nose she'll be protecting!
Q.14 Alright. Now matter how much I think it's ridiculous, what match are you hoping to compete in?
Ans. All of them sound awful, but truth be told if it did happen (which it won't), I'd go for the Mud Pool Match.
Q.15 Why?
Ans. No DQs? Come on! I'll be like a bull in an antiques store! Bikini or not, Kaylee's gonna wish that she never been born!
Q.16 Is there any other match you'd prefer to fight in?
Ans. I'd just love to drive her, chest first, into a pile of thumbtacks, & piledrive her through a table. So my choices, but I'd love to rip her to shreds in no ropes barbed wire match.
Q.17 Yeah! Right on! Anyways, you're in alot of trouble heading into this match, seeing you don't get to choose the match type. Do you have some sort of strategy or something?
Ans. None is needed. She got nothing to defend herself. That little wand of hers is just a little piece of plastic! You don't even need to see that!
Q.18 Hey, do you think I look good in these shades?
Ans. Yeah dude. They suit you!
Q.19 Okay we're approaching the end now. Want a beer?
Ans. Nah I'm good.
Q.20 Okay now one last question. Will you read your interview when it's posted on EWA.com?
Ans. Of course. But let me say something. If Kandy Kaylee's reading this I hope a chill goes up her spine, because let me tell you something Kaylee. That might be the last feeling you'll ever have!
Ans. I do like a few cans of Budwheisers.
Q.2 It must have been an honour to have Me as a tag team partner, right?
Ans. Not an honour, but it's been real. At least there's someone with talent in DWF!
Q.3 There's still one thing you never done - pin Redman, or Mr.P. I dunno why because I beat him without even breaking a sweat! Do you suck that bad all the time?
Ans. Are you kidding? I can kick his ass anyday! He's just not worth my time.
Q.4 I don't mean to get too personal but have you ever had a Girlfriend?
Ans. Hasn't anybody? But it wasn't my fault she never lived up to my standards.
Q.5 Have you had any problems with other women in the past?
Ans. Oh yeah tonnes. None of them are good enough to be in my presence.
Q.6 You're really giving that backstage interviewer, Karia Stools or something, a hard time. What's she ever done to you?
Ans. She questioned me. Whatever I say I'm gonna do, god dammit I will do it, and I'm not gonna let some "girl" get in my way!
Q.7 On a completely different topic, what type of music you into?
Ans. Punk rock. Horror Punk. Grunge. That sorta stuff.
Q.8 Is it true that you once almost choked someone out for spilling mustard on your jacket?
Ans. Oh yeah. He bled & cried in my bare hands. True story.
Q.9 Wow. That jacket must mean alot to you right?
Ans. Nah. I got it from a 60s shop in Cardiff.
Q.10 Okay. Ever since you came here to the EWA, you've been going on about some kind of Destiny. What's that all about?
Ans. Well, wrestling was my true calling. I answered that call. The Heavyweight championship of South Wales ain't good enough for me. To fulfill my destiny, I must obtain the biggest prize in a worldwide promotion, & the EWA United World Title is my target.
Q.11 And this Kandy Kaylee person has challenged you to a match at Cyber-Kinetics. Do you honestly believe that she can do all those things she say?
Ans. Well I have to see it to believe it.
Q.12 How can anyone actually say that this is even possible?
Ans. I know! I reckon she's got everyone else playing along. She's just trying to scare me, but it ain't working!
Q.13 But you're going along with it. Why are you going along with it, even if it means risking your Sexuality?
Ans. Look. It ain't gonna happen! She's trying to lure me into something, but I'll tell you what. If she can do those "magic tricks" you would think that she performed that trick sooner. And when I finally get my hands on her, it's not gonna be her nose she'll be protecting!
Q.14 Alright. Now matter how much I think it's ridiculous, what match are you hoping to compete in?
Ans. All of them sound awful, but truth be told if it did happen (which it won't), I'd go for the Mud Pool Match.
Q.15 Why?
Ans. No DQs? Come on! I'll be like a bull in an antiques store! Bikini or not, Kaylee's gonna wish that she never been born!
Q.16 Is there any other match you'd prefer to fight in?
Ans. I'd just love to drive her, chest first, into a pile of thumbtacks, & piledrive her through a table. So my choices, but I'd love to rip her to shreds in no ropes barbed wire match.
Q.17 Yeah! Right on! Anyways, you're in alot of trouble heading into this match, seeing you don't get to choose the match type. Do you have some sort of strategy or something?
Ans. None is needed. She got nothing to defend herself. That little wand of hers is just a little piece of plastic! You don't even need to see that!
Q.18 Hey, do you think I look good in these shades?
Ans. Yeah dude. They suit you!
Q.19 Okay we're approaching the end now. Want a beer?
Ans. Nah I'm good.
Q.20 Okay now one last question. Will you read your interview when it's posted on EWA.com?
Ans. Of course. But let me say something. If Kandy Kaylee's reading this I hope a chill goes up her spine, because let me tell you something Kaylee. That might be the last feeling you'll ever have!
[shadow=red,left,300]MR. P AND FLYER[/shadow]
As you all know, Mr.P and Flyer just got married before the Dome of Destruction. Flyer's old husband, Enigma started having multi personality disorders and Flyer had decided that enough was enough. Flyer then started dating Mr.P and soon enough Enigma dissapeared from EWA. After Mr.P won the Dome of Destruction, Mr.P and Flyer married and adopted Chris Williams as their son (maybe he's their daughter, who knows? 
). Then Flyer was announced as one of the contenders for Mr.P's United title and that's when their marriage started to go down the drain. Flyer quickly started to lead the polls, and as quickly as they fell in love, they fell out of it too. Chris Williams was caught up in this strange triangle, having to choose between two people who loved him and gave him shelter when he came to EWA. Things got worse when the DWF brigade, led by yours truly, disposed off the United champ in an effortless encounter. Flyer lost his Inter title to Johnny Enmity. Backstage, Mr.P and Flyer had a face-off and Chris Williams accepted to help Mr.P.
). Then Flyer was announced as one of the contenders for Mr.P's United title and that's when their marriage started to go down the drain. Flyer quickly started to lead the polls, and as quickly as they fell in love, they fell out of it too. Chris Williams was caught up in this strange triangle, having to choose between two people who loved him and gave him shelter when he came to EWA. Things got worse when the DWF brigade, led by yours truly, disposed off the United champ in an effortless encounter. Flyer lost his Inter title to Johnny Enmity. Backstage, Mr.P and Flyer had a face-off and Chris Williams accepted to help Mr.P.[shadow=red,left,300]CHRIS WILLIAMS[/shadow]
Chris Williams. The man (or is he??) that I'm scheduled to face at Ciber Kinetics. You know, I've never liked him since the beginning. He was handed an oppurtunity of a lifetime when Mr.P said that he would train him to become a champion. Haha. And I got a serious laugh out of that one. On the same week that I defeated Redman TWICE, Chris Williams struggled to make a mark. Getting a beating from Brezzy TWICE! He finally won his first match, but I was'nt too impressed. I mean, Brezzy did all the work while Williams was sitting drinking gallons of beer. I mean, to become a champ, you gotta have commitment and all that other stupid stuff that my trainer told me. It seems that Mr.P is'nt teaching his young padawan the right stuff. So, I'm supposed to face this LOSER in let's see.. either a Bar Brawl, a First Blood or a Street Fight. I'm saying this right now, I don't like first blood matches. When I'm in a no dq match, my aim is to make my opponent AND myself bleed. End of story. And Williams, Mr.P better train you well... Because once you get in the ring with the Hardcore Headbanger, you step into the ring with someone who has based his life on two principles, BRUTALITY and VIOLENCE.
[glow=red,2,300]DISCLAIMER: SYCHO SAM TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHATEVER HE SAYS. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, SUE BUDWEISER, IT'S THEIR FAULT![/glow]
