Post by Remember Me? on Mar 2, 2008 13:58:36 GMT -5
After a rather large abscene from EWA due to he and Scott Buster having personal problems with one another, The Rock has officially retired from EWA. He explained that being in both EWA and USW became stressfull and he had to chose between the two. Being the Universal Champion in USW, he went for the obvious choice. We managed to catch up with him and this is what he had to say...
"The Rock was sick of that Jabroni Butters in EWA and he decided to slap the lips off his mom's mouth, only after that Jabroni beat the people's mom up. Now The Rock gets told by that yellow bellied Jabroni T-Bone that I can't just go around assaulting people's moms? Well The Rock doesn't appreciate being told what to do. But the reason The Rock left EWA went deeper than that. You see The Rock was sick of T-Bone constantly trying to screw with the Great One. Just because The Rock is great and he sucks, he felt jealous. Well don't worry T-Bone, you're not the only one that sucks in EWA. What about Butters? What about The ShowStopper? What about your champ, Mister Z... P... ah it doesn't matter what that Jabroni's name is. Anyway, The Rock would just like to say it's over. The Rock's EWA career is officially over. Ever since that Jabroni Marcus Duke cost The Rock his title and Virus cost The Rock the US Title, The Rock decided enough was enough. Now, if EWA wasn't bad enough already, they'll have to try and survive without the electricity that The Rock brought with him to the arena. They'll have to try and survive without the Jabroni beating, alalala pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, stronger than a bear, faster than a buck, the biggest wrestler EWA has ever seen because everyone else else sucks. If ya smell what The Rock is cooking."
With that The Rock raised his eyebrow once more time and left.
"The Rock was sick of that Jabroni Butters in EWA and he decided to slap the lips off his mom's mouth, only after that Jabroni beat the people's mom up. Now The Rock gets told by that yellow bellied Jabroni T-Bone that I can't just go around assaulting people's moms? Well The Rock doesn't appreciate being told what to do. But the reason The Rock left EWA went deeper than that. You see The Rock was sick of T-Bone constantly trying to screw with the Great One. Just because The Rock is great and he sucks, he felt jealous. Well don't worry T-Bone, you're not the only one that sucks in EWA. What about Butters? What about The ShowStopper? What about your champ, Mister Z... P... ah it doesn't matter what that Jabroni's name is. Anyway, The Rock would just like to say it's over. The Rock's EWA career is officially over. Ever since that Jabroni Marcus Duke cost The Rock his title and Virus cost The Rock the US Title, The Rock decided enough was enough. Now, if EWA wasn't bad enough already, they'll have to try and survive without the electricity that The Rock brought with him to the arena. They'll have to try and survive without the Jabroni beating, alalala pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, stronger than a bear, faster than a buck, the biggest wrestler EWA has ever seen because everyone else else sucks. If ya smell what The Rock is cooking."
With that The Rock raised his eyebrow once more time and left.