Post by hassanumer999 on Feb 29, 2008 7:31:36 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]THE PSYCHO'S PATH[/shadow]
[glow=red,2,300]This week, Sam talks about Redman, Mr.P, the deal with with Brezzy and Kandy Kaylee and attempts to interview DWF's own GRAVEDIGGER![/glow]
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. I know what all the readers of EWA.com are thinking. You guys are thinking "Hey, how can a person who's drunk 99% of the time actually WRITE??" Well, my dear readers. I'd like to inform you people, that I am, as a matter of total fact, completely sober now. Well... maybe I had just one sip of beer, but thats the end of the story, honest!!
Okay first of all I'd like to comment on something that has caught my eye on EWA these past weeks, and its the fued between Brezzy and Kandy Kaylee. Now, I don't mean any offense to Kandy Kaylee or Brezzy or whoever is pathetic enough to be involved in that fued, but... IT'S A LOAD OF HORSECR@P! I mean, magic wands, man turning into women, women turning 50 feet tall.... It's pathetic and unrealistic. It's obvious that Brezzy and Kandy Kaylee are just taking advantage of EWA's awesome special effects to put themselves over, I mean, how is it possible for a man to turn into a woman without plastic surgery???
Alright time to move on. Hmm... what to write about... what to write about.... Aha! I'll just write about what my manager told me to write about! Let's see now... Redman... Aha! I'll write about Redman. But first I'd just like to clarify how i HATE my manager. He's telling me now not to write whatever comes into my mind, because It'll show how stupid I am. WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE STUPID PERSON NEXT WEEK MANAGER!!!
Now where was I... Ah yes Redman. You know I don't have anything at all against Redman. He's a good dude. He likes beer, he's got a similar wrestling style compared to me. No, I don't have ANYTHING at all against Redman. Except that I DESPISE him. You know Redman, there's only room for one Beer drinking, @ss kicking dude in EWA, and It's certainly not you!
And finally.... Mr.P. You know, to be honest, When I was told that Mr.P had challenged the Hardcore Headbanger (that's me in case anyone forgot), I was laughing my @ss off. I mean, what business does Mr.P have with me? I'm just a *sniff* poor metalhead *sniff* trying to *sniff* make ends meet *sniff* to support my.. my.. *sniff* my family *sniff* But you know what? I don't care if I lose! Because after 6 months or so, when I'm more experienced in EWA, I'll be the one who wins!! That is... unless... Mr.P retires, or I retire, or EWA shuts down, or Mr.P is fired or I',m fired.... ANYWAY, what I'm trying to get across is that I've got nothing to lose! Well, except my hair, but other than that I've got nothing to lose! Wait, I forgot about my Metal cd collection....
AND NOW.... the interview with GRAVEDIGGER!!!!
Q.1. Do you like beer?
Ans. Yeah but straight Vodka's better
Q.2 How many parents do you have?
Ans. Zero I killed them
Q.3 Is it true that your Dad killed someone so bad that they died?
Ans. Yes and let me tell you. They DIED.
Q.4 What type of music you into?
Ans. Rock Hard Rock. Aaaand a little country you know. Lightens the spirits a little
Q.5 Is it true that you killed your high school maths teacher when she refused to have sex with you?
Ans. No that would be my Language Arts Teacher
Q.6 What does blood taste like?
Ans. Its wierd. Mine tastes like Cranberries but a mexican's tastes like hotsause while a black man's tastes like Kool-aid.
Q.7 Are you a cannibal?
Ans. No I only eat horse
Q.7b But then how do you know what human blood tastes like?
Ans. Another word on that I'll pluck out your eyeballs
Q.8 What was your most cherished memory from the mental asylum were you in?
Ans. The first time i almost escaped and killed a guard wile they brought me back to my pillow room.
Q.9 How humiliated were you when you lost to me in DWF?
Ans. I have to admit. I thought that it was going to be a good match but after a while I wanted to give up. I was MAD!!!
Q.10. Will you read your interview when it's posted on EWA.com?
Ans. Yeah i like to laugh at the losers who will reply to it.
Q.1. Do you like beer?
Ans. Yeah but straight Vodka's better
Q.2 How many parents do you have?
Ans. Zero I killed them
Q.3 Is it true that your Dad killed someone so bad that they died?
Ans. Yes and let me tell you. They DIED.
Q.4 What type of music you into?
Ans. Rock Hard Rock. Aaaand a little country you know. Lightens the spirits a little
Q.5 Is it true that you killed your high school maths teacher when she refused to have sex with you?
Ans. No that would be my Language Arts Teacher
Q.6 What does blood taste like?
Ans. Its wierd. Mine tastes like Cranberries but a mexican's tastes like hotsause while a black man's tastes like Kool-aid.
Q.7 Are you a cannibal?
Ans. No I only eat horse
Q.7b But then how do you know what human blood tastes like?
Ans. Another word on that I'll pluck out your eyeballs
Q.8 What was your most cherished memory from the mental asylum were you in?
Ans. The first time i almost escaped and killed a guard wile they brought me back to my pillow room.
Q.9 How humiliated were you when you lost to me in DWF?
Ans. I have to admit. I thought that it was going to be a good match but after a while I wanted to give up. I was MAD!!!
Q.10. Will you read your interview when it's posted on EWA.com?
Ans. Yeah i like to laugh at the losers who will reply to it.
And that's it for today folks! Log onto EWA.com for more gut wrenching, spine busting, Pile driving, power bombing, reverse suplexing, irish whipping Extreme Action!
[glow=red,2,300]DISCLAIMER: SYCHO SAM TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHATEVER HE SAYS. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, SUE BUDWEISER, IT'S THEIR FAULT![/glow]
