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Post by T-Bone on Jan 26, 2008 12:23:50 GMT -5
EWA has finally unveiled a new plan to make EWA the Extremist and most Unique fed out there. In a shocking move EWA's standard rings are now Five Sided! Thats right folks, with a Five Sided ring brings new oppertunitys for EWA. No longer can conventional straitgys work. With each turnbuckle oppositing a section of ring ropes, how much change can this bring? Only time will tell if this was a great move or not.
OOC: You can use this thread for your characters thoughts
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Post by ---> Click <--- on Jan 26, 2008 13:22:34 GMT -5
EWA.com has spoken with United States Champion Scott Buster about the big change in EWA. Scott Buster Seriously... what in the hell does T-Bone thinks he is doing there? A FIVE sided ring? What kind of maneuvers can you show there? ZZZZZZZZERO! No whip-in from side to side, no run in the ropes and then dive over the ropes on the opposite side... HAH and no PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!! HAHAHAHAHA... ok but it's still a stupid idea I think but... oh well I am the phenomenal Scott Buster, I can even perform in a one sided ring..... phenomenal! EWA.com tries to think of a one sided ring but still cannot tell you how this should work. Was it just a joke? Does Scott Buster know secretes of the world that no one else knows? Is Scott Buster an alien? Watch EWA CM, RI or TC to find out.
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Post by The Legend of TOTEWAC... on Jan 27, 2008 8:27:55 GMT -5
EWA.com interviewed another big superstar,The Game Aragorn.
Aragorn:I think it's the stupidest thing I ever heard.T-Bone must be on crack or something,like always.He didn't realise I'm a major force in this company,and now he brings up this five sided bullsh1t thing?I mean come on...aniway the people can be releaved of finally getting rid from the monkeys elbow,because it was the most boring move in sports entertainment.But all in all this just add's a plus to my fighting style,because not only that I'll use four turnbuckles to whip that showstopping imbecils a*s,but now I've got a fifth one too!I hope you'll are ready for the a*s whipping I'm preparing to that peice of joke.Now get out of my way!
With that Aragorn left AND left all the people wondering when did The Game get so c0cky? [/center]
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Post by Remember Me? on Jan 27, 2008 9:12:08 GMT -5
EWA.com caught up with one of the many superstars that will be effected by this change, The Rock.
~~The Rock~~ You're telling The Rock that he can't do the People's Elbow? Well that's a load of Brahma Bull crap. The Rock is the Great One and he can do whatever he wants, Jabronis'. In fact, that new ring is a good thing. Now The Rock has an extra turnbuckle to smash some Jabroni's head against. If ya smell what The Rock is cooking.
Of course then The Rock showed the Peop- Nation's Eyebrow and left in a hurry.
TBC by whoever [/i][/center]
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Post by T-Bone on Apr 26, 2008 9:45:48 GMT -5
Trashing this, no longer 5 sided, not that any of you really remembered it was.
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Post by Dusk on Apr 26, 2008 14:15:15 GMT -5
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