Post by OWNED!!! on Apr 24, 2008 21:51:16 GMT -5
After everyone has made their choices as to the titles they want to choose, JGH is celebrating in the ring. The show has gone off the air but the camera's are still rolling and this is only being broadcast on EWA.com
Ace:
Ladies and gentlemen we just have received confirmation that Kimbodo is being escorted to the back by security!
Ross:
Oh man…
Ace:
And…yes? Oh, I think we have a camera there!
Rodney:
To the back!!!
The camera cuts to the back and it shows Kimbodo being taken back while he screams at the security.
Kimbodo:
That piece of monkey crap Gamble sends a bunch of oompa loompas out as security?! I’m the champ! I’m the best this place has to offer! And you’re gonna send a bunch of donut-eating midgets to get me out of here!?!
Kimbodo now sees the camera and looks right into it as he speaks.
Kimbodo:
I've been screwed by Mr. P! I've been screwed by JGH! I’ve been screwed by Ricky Jones! I've been screwed by the The Extreme Wrestling Alliance! FRUSTRATED ISN'T EVEN THE GOD D@MN WORD FOR IT!!! This is BULLSH!T! You screwed me! everybody screwed me! AND NOBODY DOES A GOD D@MN THING ABOUT IT!!!
Kimbodo is now furious as he stares into the camera.
Kimbodo:
Nobody in this building cares! Nobody in the locker room cares! TOO MUCH GOD D@MN INJUSTICE IN THIS HELL-HOLE AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE!!! Everyone knows it! I know it! Everyone KNOWS IT!!! I’m the godd@mn World Champion! EVERYBODY JUST TURNS A BLIND EYE! YOU KEEP TURNING A BLIND EYE TO IT! I got that…that...retard called Gamble... HE TURNS A BLIND EYE TO IT!!! Everybody in that dressing room knows that I’m the better than them all AND THEY JUST CAN’T TAKE IT!!! You just…can’t…TAKE IT!!! Well you know what, I've had enough of this blatant BULLSH1T!!! F*CK YOU, GAMBLE! F*CK YOU, EWA!! And most of all, F*CK EVERYONE IN THAT LOCKER-ROOM!!!
Kimbodo spits on the camera lens and then superkicks it, causing it to shatter as the feed cuts out and the show goes off the air.
EOT
Ace:
Ladies and gentlemen we just have received confirmation that Kimbodo is being escorted to the back by security!
Ross:
Oh man…
Ace:
And…yes? Oh, I think we have a camera there!
Rodney:
To the back!!!
The camera cuts to the back and it shows Kimbodo being taken back while he screams at the security.
Kimbodo:
That piece of monkey crap Gamble sends a bunch of oompa loompas out as security?! I’m the champ! I’m the best this place has to offer! And you’re gonna send a bunch of donut-eating midgets to get me out of here!?!
Kimbodo now sees the camera and looks right into it as he speaks.
Kimbodo:
I've been screwed by Mr. P! I've been screwed by JGH! I’ve been screwed by Ricky Jones! I've been screwed by the The Extreme Wrestling Alliance! FRUSTRATED ISN'T EVEN THE GOD D@MN WORD FOR IT!!! This is BULLSH!T! You screwed me! everybody screwed me! AND NOBODY DOES A GOD D@MN THING ABOUT IT!!!
Kimbodo is now furious as he stares into the camera.
Kimbodo:
Nobody in this building cares! Nobody in the locker room cares! TOO MUCH GOD D@MN INJUSTICE IN THIS HELL-HOLE AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE!!! Everyone knows it! I know it! Everyone KNOWS IT!!! I’m the godd@mn World Champion! EVERYBODY JUST TURNS A BLIND EYE! YOU KEEP TURNING A BLIND EYE TO IT! I got that…that...retard called Gamble... HE TURNS A BLIND EYE TO IT!!! Everybody in that dressing room knows that I’m the better than them all AND THEY JUST CAN’T TAKE IT!!! You just…can’t…TAKE IT!!! Well you know what, I've had enough of this blatant BULLSH1T!!! F*CK YOU, GAMBLE! F*CK YOU, EWA!! And most of all, F*CK EVERYONE IN THAT LOCKER-ROOM!!!
Kimbodo spits on the camera lens and then superkicks it, causing it to shatter as the feed cuts out and the show goes off the air.
EOT