Post by T-Bone on Aug 2, 2008 10:10:41 GMT -5
T-Bone's Theme kicks in over the loudspeaker nanoseconds after the opening theme and stuff ended.
"I was going to say welcome to another edition of Collective Mayhem, and give the run down of tonight's card, but the boss has other things in mind." - Ace
"Last week he was forced to give The Game Aragorn control of Tuesday's Tenacious Conflict after he won the 5-Man Survivior Match at Strive For Survival, and he did some damage with that power." - Ross
The boss makes his way down to ringside to address the fans.
"Last week, per my own rule, I had to give Aragorn what he earned. Con trol of Tuesday's Tenacious Conflict. And from there he did some bad things to people he didn't like. First by attacking Maverick after his match, nailing him int the head with a sledgehammer. We all know about Maverick and his jaw line problems. Lucky for him Game missed and hit his cheek bone this time."
T-Bone stops address the fans frm ringside to slide in the ring.
"He put tag team partners against each other and then made The Rock and Eagle face the whole roster, only for them to lose valiently in the end and get beat down by Aragorn and Buster. Waves of you have folded EWA.com urging me to punish those two by firing them or making them face the whole roster with their hands behind their backs. I'm not saying I didn't consider that option, it sounds pretty Sploosh good right now."
"Listen to this crowd chant "Do it" - Sinclair
"I wish they would shut up and let the boss speak." - Ross
"No see I am a fair man, and when their is risk, there is always reward. So at Desperate Measures Aragorn and Scott Buster will team up against Maverick Jones and a partner of his choosing for the EWA Tag team Championships, in Hell in a Cell."
Crowd explodes with cheers.
"And what a punishment for The Game. Maverick Jones is like the pinicle of cage type matches. 5-Sides of Hell, Dome of Destruction(USW)(TAW), Last Rites Complex-"
"Most of which he didn't win. Aragorn has been in one Extreme cage type match here The Conquer The Mountain match in which he won."
"This type of enviroment will let both Maverick and The Game do their worst."
T-Bone's music hits and he leaves.
"Speaking of Desperate Measures. In our Pre-Main Event, The Rock promises they will put on the greatest match of all time as he challenges Captain Awesome for the U.S. Title."
"Andy Brookes and Brezzy have never seen eye to eye and now they will complete in a Tables, Ladders, and Chains, match. Which one of them can hang yo?"
"And in our Main Event. Mr. P, Virus, and Thunderkid did some clear cutting during the Survival Royale, cutting their way to a World Title match against The Eagle."
"Or whoever that may be. Both Maverick Jones and Scott Buster are blocking Eagle's road to Desperate Measures."
EOT
"I was going to say welcome to another edition of Collective Mayhem, and give the run down of tonight's card, but the boss has other things in mind." - Ace
"Last week he was forced to give The Game Aragorn control of Tuesday's Tenacious Conflict after he won the 5-Man Survivior Match at Strive For Survival, and he did some damage with that power." - Ross
The boss makes his way down to ringside to address the fans.
"Last week, per my own rule, I had to give Aragorn what he earned. Con trol of Tuesday's Tenacious Conflict. And from there he did some bad things to people he didn't like. First by attacking Maverick after his match, nailing him int the head with a sledgehammer. We all know about Maverick and his jaw line problems. Lucky for him Game missed and hit his cheek bone this time."
T-Bone stops address the fans frm ringside to slide in the ring.
"He put tag team partners against each other and then made The Rock and Eagle face the whole roster, only for them to lose valiently in the end and get beat down by Aragorn and Buster. Waves of you have folded EWA.com urging me to punish those two by firing them or making them face the whole roster with their hands behind their backs. I'm not saying I didn't consider that option, it sounds pretty Sploosh good right now."
"Listen to this crowd chant "Do it" - Sinclair
"I wish they would shut up and let the boss speak." - Ross
"No see I am a fair man, and when their is risk, there is always reward. So at Desperate Measures Aragorn and Scott Buster will team up against Maverick Jones and a partner of his choosing for the EWA Tag team Championships, in Hell in a Cell."
Crowd explodes with cheers.
"And what a punishment for The Game. Maverick Jones is like the pinicle of cage type matches. 5-Sides of Hell, Dome of Destruction(USW)(TAW), Last Rites Complex-"
"Most of which he didn't win. Aragorn has been in one Extreme cage type match here The Conquer The Mountain match in which he won."
"This type of enviroment will let both Maverick and The Game do their worst."
T-Bone's music hits and he leaves.
"Speaking of Desperate Measures. In our Pre-Main Event, The Rock promises they will put on the greatest match of all time as he challenges Captain Awesome for the U.S. Title."
"Andy Brookes and Brezzy have never seen eye to eye and now they will complete in a Tables, Ladders, and Chains, match. Which one of them can hang yo?"
"And in our Main Event. Mr. P, Virus, and Thunderkid did some clear cutting during the Survival Royale, cutting their way to a World Title match against The Eagle."
"Or whoever that may be. Both Maverick Jones and Scott Buster are blocking Eagle's road to Desperate Measures."
EOT
