Brezzy Interview 07/29/08

[THE Brian Kendrick]

Maria
Welcome to another exciting episode of EWA Tenacious Conflict. I'm Maria Stalls, and I'm standing here with former Smash Division Champion, Brezzy, and his partner, Desire.

Maria turns to face the two.

Maria
First of all Brezzy, the Survival Royale match didn't go entirely in your favour didn't it?

Maria holds the mic up to Brezzy's mouth.

Brezzy
Now listen. I admit it. I talked the talk, but I couldn't walk the walk. It was more than I could handle. But then again, it was only my debut in a match like that. And now with a little experience under my belt, now I know what goes on in that match, I guarantee you that I will win the next match next year. As for this year however, I wouldn't mind if someone like Mr. P or the Rock eliminated me, because them guys have class. They feel the same way about these awful fans as I do. But how could I have been thrown over the top rope like a Nobody like Thunderkid? I haven't even heard of him! Have you?

Maria
Well he did compete in last year's Survival Royale match and...

Brezzy
So he just came back from out of the blue, and without busting his ass, he expects to win the World Championship? That's just as ridiculous as the outcome of the match! But let me tell you this Maria. Thunderkid is gonna pay for what he did to me, and he's gonna pay dearly.

Maria
Okay umm, speaking of the Outcome of the match, tell us what you think?

Brezzy
Are you serious? What I don't understand is how the Eagle, a kid who hasn't been here in the EWA for a month, could win the World Heavyweight Championship. There are much more worthy champions than him. Namely Me! You know something? I hope he holds on to that belt, and hold on to it dearly. Because, unlike allowing Aragorn to win that Conquer the Mountain match, I'm gunning for that Title like a homing missile. Because after he won that belt, he just entered the plain Where Eagles Dare, and where Eagles soar, only to crash and burn under their own Ego. And I will be there to pick up the spoils. So Eagle, if your listening, I hope you check twice before hitting that ring again, because I won't be far behind.

Desire laughs sarcastically as Brezzy turns his attention back to his girl. Maria looks perplexed.

Maria
Very harsh words, but right now you've gotta pay more attention to your match, which is next. You have to team up with a man who has a little unfinished business with you, to take on the man who took your Smash Division title belt, and the returning Torrie Duggan. Shouldn't you be more concerned about her, I mean she was Kandy Kaylee's best friend before you forced her to leave the EWA.

Desire snatches the microphone out of Maria's hand.

Desire
To answer your question, no. My man should not have to worry about that little match because he's got much bigger fish to fry. And when I say fish, I mean birds. We just hope that the Eagle takes more care when he's in the same arena as us.

Brezzy, laughing along with Desire, picks up the microphone from Desire's hands.

Brezzy
Now hold on a second babe. Maria, did you just say Torrie Duggan?

Maria
Well erm...

Brezzy
The Torrie Duggan? Oh man. I've seen her magazines! She is something else! She's as fat as sin! Hey Torrie, how about next to you do a photoshoot, try wearing something that fits you, fatty! Ha! Facing her in the ring will be a Cake Walk. Torrie's most probably storming the cafeteria as soon as I said that. Ha!

Brezzy and Desire laugh loudly at Torrie.

Maria
Umm, I don't think she's fat. Besides she can wrestle you know. If I were you, I shouldn't laugh, because like I said, she is Kandy Kaylee's best friend, and she knows how to use her Magic Wand, and...

Brezzy
Alright shut it a sec will you? What we have here is a Blonde B***o that thinks she can wrestle. Now look at my girl, Desire.

The camera zooms in on Desire, who does a little twirl for the camera.

Brezzy
Now that's a girl who can wrestle. I mean I bet that Desire can beat that fat chick with her eyes closed! And furthermore, Desire would grace the pages of Playboy, unlike that fat chick. I tell you, I've had my fair share of injuries, but once I saw that fatty in that magazine, I never felt so much eye pain! Ha!

Desire goes back to hugging Brezzy as he holds the microphone up to her mouth.

Desire
Hey gorgeous. Let's take care of business.

Brezzy
Okie Dokie baby. I just hope that I don't get crushed under that fatty's weight!

Brezzy & Desire walk away laughing as Maria remains alone in the room.

EOT or TBC to anyone who's interested

[The Eagle]

:
Wait just a minute!

Brezzy turn around with his arm still around Desire. When he turns around he finds The Eagle standing there. He is wearing no top, dark blue jeans, black armbands and black wrestling boots. His United World Heavyweight Championship in resting on his left shoulder.

The Eagle:
So you want a shot at this title?

The Eagle taps his title and Brezzy nods.

The Eagle:
Well get your monkey ass to the back of the que because there's an entire locker room full of superstars who deserve a shot more than you!

Brezzy looks a little ticked off.

The Eagle:
I've heard how people have been saying that this is the worst time to be champion with Aragorn as Mister Money in the Bank, with Scott Buster wanting his re-match and with ThunderKid, Virus and Mister P all earning the right to be called a number one contender during the Survival Royale!

The Eagle then pauses.

The Eagle:
But you see I don't care who challenges me for the title belt because whoever challenges me, whenever they challenge me, how ever many challenges me at the same time, I'll be standing tall at the end of the match with MY United World Heavyweight Title!

Brezzy shakes his head.

The Eagle:
That is a guaran... d**n... tee!

The Eagle then goes over to Maria Stalls and puts his arm around her.

The Eagle:
Lets go, babe.

The Eagle and Maria Stalls then walk off the scene as Brezzy and Desire are both left shaking their heads.

Ace Bell:
Well The Eagle has made it clear that he fears no-one!

Joseph Ross:
Well he should. He has the whole locker room hunting him down and that's not a good thing!

Rodney Sinclair:
Well his first test as champion will be tonight when he teams with The Rock and Tenney to take on the entire locker room, with the exception of our one-night-only GM Aragorn and our former United World Heavyweight Champion, Scott Buster.

End of Thread![/i]

[Silly yaks, Maverick is wack!]

But Eagle walks directly into Maverck Jones. Maverick stares at him with the cold, tranced gaze guys have come to like to avoid.

Maverick Jones
You know. I was suppose to face you for that title tonight. Tis a shame really. The Prince of Precision proving why he is the Submission Master. It really is getting tiring to put all other submissionistswho think they are the greatest in their place. But!

Maverick holds up his hand as Eagle tensed a little.

Maverick Jones
Sadly, before I could do anything, Aragorn with his GM power stripped me of mine and then put me in a handicap match. At first I thought, man I gotta do something about it. Then I realized it was a blessing in disguise. Now is the worst time to be United Champ. You got Aragorn lurking. He is pretty good at lurking, I see im lurking outside other guys locker rooms often. No alas don't speak, I don't know how to answer for that behavior.

Maverick Jones stops speaking for a moment to hiss and move his hands as if writing something. He stops and speks again.

Maverick Jones
Force of habit. But yeah you are in a bad way. You got the Phoenominal idiot Buster with his rematch clause, then you got your buddies Mr. P and Virus at Desperate Measures. Heck that isn't the worse part.

Maverick points to a scar on his jaw line.

Maverick Jones
winnng the Royale gives you a spot in the Last Rites Complex. That is the kind of match that screws with your health for the rest of your life. I wrestle on borrowed time. The Showstopper shatterd part of my jaw in that match. Since the I've suffered two injuries, and a brief stay in a mental hospital as a result. Did you see any tapes of the match? I was the first eliminated. They didn't remove me from the chamber for about 20 more minutes as the match went on. For 20 minutes, the latter half I was awake for, my jaw hung unprotected. I have nightmares about watching that video. Maybe you'll want to give up now and try again when your health isn't at such great risk. Jamez Hardy couldn't take the pressure and cracked inside that very sadistic structure.

Maverick stretches out his jaw a bit. Just when Eagle looked like he was going to speak Maverick began hissing and then talking again.

Maverick Jones
Be that as it may I have a reason to talk to you. Unlike everyone else who has talked to you, I will not beat around the bush. I've paid my dues here and you haven't So how about you be a fighting Champion? Why don't you meat me in the ring next week and put that title of yours on the line. Let someone who ha paid their dues handle the pressure that is coming up upon you. What do you say?

Maria Stalls
I thought you said now is the worst time to be the champ?

Maverick Jones
Ahh my lady but tis. The Viper here is livin on borrowed time. Eventually my injuries will catc up with me. So I figured I'd go out with a bang. Now Champ I will do what no one else you have talked to has done. Ask you a second time to put that title up against me.

TBC

[The Eagle]

The Eagle thinks about this for a few seconds as Maverick Jones waits excitedly for an answer. The Eagle then looks up at him with a smirk on his face.

The Eagle:
Normally I'd tell people to get to the back of the line and earn their shot but been as you asked so nicely, you got your title match!

Maverick Jones smiles as The Eagle says this.

The Eagle:
I'd be happy to bury your career once and for all. You're yesterday's news and you need to step aside for the youth of today, which would be me. You see I am the greatest submission wrestler you'll ever come across and I'll be happy to show you first hand what I can actually do.

Maverick Jones looks unimpressed.

The Eagle:
You see I will grab you and lock you into the Eagle Clutch and I won't be letting go until you tap out like the little b1tch that you are!

Maverick Jones scowls at this comment.

The Eagle:
Now that is guaran... d**n... tee!

The Eagle then laughs before he and Maria Stalls barge past Maverick Jones and walk off the scene as Maverick Jones smiles at the fact that he's got his title shot.

Joseph Ross:
The Eagle may regret ever making that decision!

End of Thread?[/i]