Post by Captain Awesome on Jul 20, 2008 22:45:27 GMT -5
The camera pans into a scene with Maria Stalls standing next to Captain Awesome in front of a TV screen.
Maria officially
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have here with me tonight the United States Champion, Captain Awesome. Tonight at Strive for Survival we have been having interviews with some of tonight's favorites for the Survival Royale. Now the microphone comes to you, Captain Awesome. What are some of your thoughts going into one of the biggest matches of EWA?
Awesome with an over-hyped expression
Well, I'll tell ya something, Miss Stalls, I'm gonna be in that ring with 28 guys that want a shot at my title! T-Bone and the marketers may have told you and millions of others that this rumble is for that there United World Heavyweight Championship. However, as any of these finely educated Awesomites can tell you, the last man to be eliminated in this Royale will get a shot at MY United States Championship.
Maria
Well, that is true. But, I thought there were 30 men in the Survival Royale. I know you're taking yourself out, but who else doesn't want your title?
Awesome with surprise
What? You aren't meaning to tell me that you think the one, the only jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising Brahma Bull... wants his own partner's title, are ya?
Maria awkwardly
Oh... of course not, I just forgot about-
Awesome looking very angry
YOU AREN'T TELLING ME YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE ROCK!
Maria with an worried look
No! Nononono! I didn't mean that-
Awesome lightens up with a witty smile
Ah, don't worry, Maria. I was just giving you a hard time. Anyway, The People's Tag Team doesn't break down into an uncivil, unterrific, uninteresting, uninspiring, unbelievably boring feud that you've seen millions of times before played out the exact same way EVERY SINGLE TIME! *Gasps and then quietly* No, no. We're tight.
Maria
Well, good luck on your match for the United Title!
Awesome with a smug grin
Oh trust me, luck has nothing to do with it.
Maria with a surprise
Of course it does! Every star here in EWA needs a little luck here and there.
Awesome confidently and quietly
No, no, my Maria. My Awesomites will tell you, that I run on Sheer Awesomeness. And when it comes down to it, that's all I need: Sheer Awesomeness.
Awesome then walks off camera
Maria with a serious look on her face, like remembering something
You're watching Strive for Survival, and I'm Maria Stalls.
The camera fades out with a phony smile on Maria's face
EOT
OOC: Do you guys think I should format the names and emotion differently from the speech? Like bold or something?
Maria officially
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have here with me tonight the United States Champion, Captain Awesome. Tonight at Strive for Survival we have been having interviews with some of tonight's favorites for the Survival Royale. Now the microphone comes to you, Captain Awesome. What are some of your thoughts going into one of the biggest matches of EWA?
Awesome with an over-hyped expression
Well, I'll tell ya something, Miss Stalls, I'm gonna be in that ring with 28 guys that want a shot at my title! T-Bone and the marketers may have told you and millions of others that this rumble is for that there United World Heavyweight Championship. However, as any of these finely educated Awesomites can tell you, the last man to be eliminated in this Royale will get a shot at MY United States Championship.
Maria
Well, that is true. But, I thought there were 30 men in the Survival Royale. I know you're taking yourself out, but who else doesn't want your title?
Awesome with surprise
What? You aren't meaning to tell me that you think the one, the only jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising Brahma Bull... wants his own partner's title, are ya?
Maria awkwardly
Oh... of course not, I just forgot about-
Awesome looking very angry
YOU AREN'T TELLING ME YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE ROCK!
Maria with an worried look
No! Nononono! I didn't mean that-
Awesome lightens up with a witty smile
Ah, don't worry, Maria. I was just giving you a hard time. Anyway, The People's Tag Team doesn't break down into an uncivil, unterrific, uninteresting, uninspiring, unbelievably boring feud that you've seen millions of times before played out the exact same way EVERY SINGLE TIME! *Gasps and then quietly* No, no. We're tight.
Maria
Well, good luck on your match for the United Title!
Awesome with a smug grin
Oh trust me, luck has nothing to do with it.
Maria with a surprise
Of course it does! Every star here in EWA needs a little luck here and there.
Awesome confidently and quietly
No, no, my Maria. My Awesomites will tell you, that I run on Sheer Awesomeness. And when it comes down to it, that's all I need: Sheer Awesomeness.
Awesome then walks off camera
Maria with a serious look on her face, like remembering something
You're watching Strive for Survival, and I'm Maria Stalls.
The camera fades out with a phony smile on Maria's face
EOT
OOC: Do you guys think I should format the names and emotion differently from the speech? Like bold or something?
