Post by Annihilator on Jul 8, 2008 12:47:28 GMT -5
{{::Ace Bell::}}
Well, this has been another insane night for EWA! It's been bursting with excitment from the beginning!
Well, this has been another insane night for EWA! It's been bursting with excitment from the beginning!
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
*Stares at Ace* Do you ever be quiet? Tonight hasn't been THAT great. Some mediocre preformances, a top rope move, big deal. My kids do this stuff in the backyard.
{{::Ace Bell::}}
Are you crazy!? I've been on the edge of my seat all night!
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
*Shakes head* I really need to look in to getting a new partner.....
{{::Ace Bell::}}
A new partner? Who could do my job better? Me and you are a team! I'm Batman, you're Robin! I'm Thing One, you're Thing Two! I'm Superman, you're Wonderw--
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
Don't even finish that sentence!
{{::Ace Bell::}}
Fine fine...but all i'm saying is----
*All the lights in the building shut off, leaving the crowd in a sea of darkness*
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
What in the world! T-Bone forgetting to pay the electric bill again...
{{::Ace Bell::}}
I don't know..I got a strange feeling about th--
*"The Air That I Breathe" by All That Remains blasts over the PA system. Red strobe lights begin to flicker to the beat of the guitar. Fans look at one another with questioning looks on their faces.*
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
Who in the hell.....I wasn't informed that we were getting a new wrestler.
*The camera zooms in on the curtains on the stage just in time to see them part, and a man in a red suit step out from behind them, weilding a jet black cane under his right hand.*
{{::Ace Bell::}}
Uhmm...that doesn't look like a new wrestler to me..I wonder what he wants?
*The man scans the crowd, laughs, then steps aside to make way for a large man to emerge from behind the curtains. The large man is looking at the ground, his hair hanging down in front of his face. He tightly clutches a chain in his fists, and slowly lifts his head, his hair parting to the side to reveal his cold blue stare from behind the black leather mask.*
{{::Ace Bell::}}
I just got cold chills! I don't like this man one bit!
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
Now this night is beginning to get interesting! This is the wrestler that I like to see!
*The man in the red suit begins to walk down the ramp towards the ring, and beckons the larger man to do so as well.*
{{::Ace Bell::}}
Uh oh, they're making their way to the ring. I don't like this at all Joeseph. Is security ready?
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
We don't need any security, keep your panties on Ace.
*The man in the red suit, now inside the ring, beckons for a microphone from one of the nearby ring workers. The ring worker hesitates and refuses to give up his mic. The man sighs, then instructs the larger man to get it. The behemoth of a man walks around the ring, grabs the worker by the front of his shirt, and hurls him into the wall. The now unconscious worker, drops the microphone, which is picked up by the large man, and tossed into the ring. The man in the red suit picks it up, and begins to speak*
{{::Mystery Man::}}
First off I want to say hello to all of you in EWA! But ah, where are my manners, my name is James Mitchell.
{{::Ace Bell::}}
James Mitchell? Didn't he manage somebody in Total Annihilation Wrestling?
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
Hah! Total Annihilation Wrestling was a joke! He better have something good to say if he wants to make it here.
{{::James Mitchell::}}
And it seems that one of the EWA staff members *James motions towards the unconscious worker laying on the arena floor* have already met my monster, Annihilator. We apologize for having to hurt your worker, he shouldn't have been so insobourdinate.
{{::Ace Bell::}}
Annihilator! How could I have not recognized him!?
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
Nope, not ringing a bell...
{{::Ace Bell::}}
Two time Underworld Champion in TAW and one time Middleweight Champion? He was virtually unstoppable in Total Annihilation Wrestling!
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
How many times do I have to tell you? TAW is nothing compared to here! All those phony titles mean nothing to me!
{{::James Mitchell::}}
Anyways, after getting a call from our old friend T-Bone, we decided to check out this "Extreme Wrestling Alliance" that everyone's been so hyped up about. And i'll admit, we're quite impressed! Good work T-Bone.
*A mixture of cheers and boos erupt from the crowd as T-Bone's name is mentioned*
{{::James Mitchell::}}
Hush hush. Now, i'm sure you all know Annihilator's credentials from Total Annihilation Wrestling, and if you don't, then where in the hell have you been? But, just in case you're wondering, Annihilator is a two time Underworld Champion, and a one time, and technically still the Middleweight Champion in TAW. But, seeing as how Total Annihilation Wrestling is in fact dead, those titles don't matter anymore. So we're starting a new clean slate here in EWA!
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
See? "Those titles don't matter anymore."
{{::James Mitchell::}}
But, in all seriousness, *James Mitchell stares directly into the camera* We do plan to pave a path through any competition who decides to stand in the way of us, and gold. You have been warned. So, good luck to all the wrestlers in the back, you WILL need it.
*James Mitchell stares in the camera for a moment longer, then drops the mic. He walks over to Annihilator and whispers something in his ear, Annihilator nods, exits the ring, and walks towards the worker.*
{{::Ace Bell::}}
What is he going to do now? Leave him alone already!
*Annihilator grabs the worker by his shirt, lifts him up over his head with both hands, and throws him into the ring.*
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
This is going to be good!
*Annihilator walks over the the announcers table, and beckons for Ace Bell's chair.*
{{::Ace Bell::}}
Uhm here you go!
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
Yeah, you saw what happened last time he didn't get what he wanted.....on second though, don't give it to him!
*Annihilator enters the ring, and sets the chair up in the middle of the ring. He sets up the worker in a Pumhandle position, lifts him up in the air, then slams him down onto the chair.*
{{::Ace Bell::}}
Oh my god! Get some medics out here ASAP!
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
Haha yes! THAT'S the kind of action I like to see!
*Annihilator steps over the still unconscious worker and exits the ring, walking next to James Mitchell up the ramp, not acknowledging the frantic medics running past them.*
{{::Ace Bell::}}
Can he do that?!
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
Of course he can, unless you're going to stop him.
{{::Ace Bell::}}
..........
{{::Joeseph Ross::}}
Exactly.
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