Post by Remember Me? on Jun 20, 2008 13:07:19 GMT -5
Here is a promo I did for a Promo Based fed I'm on . . .
The Rock on a beach in his hometown of Miami the morning of the first ever 'WWF Revival' RAW match card.
The Rock can be seen relaxing on a beach early hours of the morning on the 30th of June 2008. It's a glorious day and the sun is shining down. The Rock is wearing red surfer shorts and has black sunglasses on. He begins to talk to himself.
The Rock:
Ah, it's great to be the People's Champ. The Rock gets to relax on a beach in his hometown and tonight The Rock gets to whip some candy ass!
A random fat dude then walks up to The Rock.
Random Fat Dude:
Why the hell are you talking to yourself and why the hell are you addressing yourself in the third person?
The Rock then sits up sharply.
The Rock:
Who in the blue hell do you think you are sneaking up on The Rock like that? You don't even have the audacity to introduce yourself? What is your name, Jabroni?
The random fat guy scratches his head before going to answer.
Random Fat Guy:
My na-
The Rock then hops up and gets in the random fat guy's face.
The Rock:
It doesn't matter what your name is!
The random fat guy then backs off a little.
The Rock:
You see all that matters is that tonight The Rock will be walking out in an arena full of The Rock's fans who will be chanting his name and that The Rock will beat down whoever Shane McMahon puts in front of him.
Random Fat Guy:
Uh, okay. Good luck with that.
The Rock:
Luck!? The Rock doesn't need luck. He has the People's Fists, Jabroni.
The Rock then makes two fists and shows them to the random fat guy. The random fat guy then rolls his eyes before walking off. The Rock watches as he does so.
The Rock:
Stupid Jabroni. He's probably off to McDonald's.
The Rock then lowers his glasses and raises his eyebrow as if he has spotted something of interest to him. It is of course a girl laying on her stomach sunbathing. She appears to be topless but nothing can be seen due to her laying on her stomach. She has long, brown hair.
The Rock:
It's time to get The Rock some Miami pie.
The Rock then smiles and pushes his glasses up before walking over to the lady.
The Rock:
Hey, mamma. How would you like to come with The Rock to the People's Restaurant and try some of the People's Strudel?
The "women" then turns around, only to reveal it was a man with long, brown hair. The Rock then jumps back a little in shock and takes off his sunglasses, peering down at the man, clearly in disbelief.
The Rock:
Jabroni, get yourself a hair cut. You look like a little b!tch. You're almost as bad as Shawn Michaels.
The guy, clearly shocked himself, scrambles off the scene. The Rock watches and shakes his head as the guy runs off, peering back at The Rock every so often. The Rock then pulls a disgusted face and begins talking to himself again.
The Rock:
The Rock has to get out of this place. In fact, The Rock should probably get to the airport and catch his flight to Oklahoma.
With that The Rock begins to walk away.
The Rock's journey to Oklahoma.
The Rock can be seen checking in at the airport. He hands the lady his passport and plane tickets. She begins to giggle as she takes them, clearly flustered and pleased by The Rock's presence. The Rock, who is wearing a black leather jacket, black leather bottoms, a bobble hat and black sunglasses, begins to smile politely as he tries to hide his identity from other passengers.
Lady:
Wow, you're-
The Rock extends his arm, signaling for her to stop talking. He then begins looking around before looking back toward her.
The Rock:
(whispering) Keep it down, mamma. The Rock doesn't want people to know who he is. From now on, call The Rock Bob.
Lady:
Uh, okay. Here are your things, Bob.
The lady passes The Rock's passport and ticket back to him.
Lady:
Now there's no need to rush because you're flight doesn't leave for two hours yet.
The Rock smiles. The lady giggles again as he does so.
The Rock:
Well that sounds good to Bob- I mean me.
Lady:
Okay, have a nice day now.
The Rock:
Bob- I mean I intend to.
The Rock then puts his suit case on the belt and slowly struts as he has ages to go before he has to board.
2 hours later . . .
Voice on loudspeaker:
There seems to be a delay for the flight to Oklahoma. We are sorry for any inconvenience.
The Rock then gets up from his seat and begins to yell.
The Rock:
What in the blue hell is that? You can't make The R- I mean Bob- I mean us wait like that!
Everyone begins to look at The Rock, who slouches down into his seat to avoid drawing even more attention to himself.
1 hour later . . .
The Rock is sleeping in seat.
Voice on loudspeaker:
This is the last call for people boarding the Oklahoma flight.
The Rock snores, not hearing this being said.
1/2 hour later . . .
The Rock wakes up, stretches his arms and yawns. Then, realizing nobody is around him, he leaps up out of his seat and goes over the the guy who boards people onto the plane.
The Rock:
Jabroni, The Rock needs to get on the flight to Oklahoma!
The guy looks up at The Rock and smiles.
Guy:
It's The Rock . . . I can't believe it!
The Rock:
Yeah, yeah, it's The Rock. Now get The Rock on the people's plane.
The guy then pulls out pen and paper from his pocket and hands them to The Rock, who hesitantly takes them.
Guy:
Please give me an autograph?
The Rock reluctantly nods his heads and scribbles his autograph on the piece of paper. He then hands it to the guy, who take it and peers down at it with delight.
The Rock:
So can you get The Rock on the people's plane?
The guy looks up at The Rock.
Guy:
(shaking his head) Nope.
The Rock:
Nope? Why the blue hell not?
Guy:
The plane has already left, you were asleep.
The Rock looks around frantically.
The Rock:
Well why didn't you wake The Rock up?
Guy:
You looked so peaceful.
The Rock:
The Rock can't believe this Brahma Bull crap. So how long until The Rock can get another flight, Jabroni?
Guy:
About two hours . . .
The Rock:
Two hours!? Two hours!?
4 hours later . . .
The Rock can be seen leaving the airport in Oklahoma with his suit case. He is muttering angrily to himself.
The Rock:
Stupid airport Jabroni's not waking The Rock up and then making The Rock wait two d*mn hours for another flight, only for that flight to be delayed by another hour. Then The Rock's bag was the last one of the belt!
The Rock then walks up to a well dressed limo driver, who opens the door to a stretched limo and The Rock chucks his suit case in before getting in himself.
The Rock in the 'WWF Revival' RAW arena before his match with Chris Jericho.
A limo can be seen pulling up and the cameras for RAW begin circling it to take clips for the live show that is underway. Then, the limo driver opens the back door to the limo and The Rock steps out, pulling his suit case with him. The crowd cheer loudly as he steps out. The Rock, realizing this is live, begins to smile and even does a People's Eyebrow for one of the cameras.
The King:
It's The Rock!
JR:
Yes, and tonight he's going one on one with Chris Jericho!
1/2 hour later . . .
The Rock is talking to Shane McMahon backstage off the air.
Shane McMahon:
Rock, tonight you are facing Chris Jericho in the Main Event.
The Rock rubs his chin and smiles.
The Rock:
Shane McMahon, after the long and crappy day The Rock has had . . . he says thank you.
Shane McMahon looks a little confused.
The Rock:
You see now The Rock gets to take all his frustration out on Chris Jericho's candy ass tonight. When The Rock looks at Chris Jericho in the ring, he will be thinking of the dumbass Jabroni's in the airport who left The Rock miss the arranged flight here, and The Rock will beat his candy ass . . . one . . . two . . . three!
Shane McMahon nods and smiles, clearly happy that The Rock is fired up.
The Rock:
Now if you excuse The Rock he has to go take a shower.
The Rock walks past Shane McMahon and enters a lockerroom. When he's inside, Shane McMahon can see a sign that reads 'Lita'.
Shane McMahon:
Hey, Rock!
The Rock pops his head out.
The Rock:
What do you want, Jabroni!? The Rock is trying to take a shower!
Shane McMahon shakes his head and giggles to himself.
Shane McMahon:
Oh nothing. Just good luck in your match tonight.
The Rock gives a confused look toward Shane McMahon before shaking his head and going back inside Lita's lockerroom. After a moment . . .
Lita:
Ahhhhhhhhhh! What the hell are you doing!?
Shane McMahon laughs as The Rock, covering his eyes, runs out of the lockerroom. The Rock then runs into the lockerroom next door which actually is his.
1/2 hour later . . .
The Rock steps out of the lockerroom sporting a black T-Shirt which reads 'Get Ready . . .', black tracksuit bottoms with white stripes going down the sides, white trainers and black sunglasses. A random staff member walks up to him.
Random Staff Member:
Hey, Rocky. I got a slot booked for you in the ring after the next match.
The Rock looks sharply toward the random staff member.
The Rock:
First of all, the name is The Rock. Secondly, The Rock doesn't need you to book him a slot in the ring. The Rock can go out there and address the millions and millions of The Rock's fans whenever he wants.
With that, The Rock storms off. The random staff member then shrugs and walks in the opposite direction.
1/4 hour later . . .
[glow=green,2,300]“If you smell *drum roll* what The Rock *drum roll* is cooking!”[/glow]
The crowd give a huge pop as this echoes through the arena and The Rock's theme music kicks in. Then, after a moment, they give an unbelievable pop as The Rock walks out through the curtain, still sporting the same attire as he had on 1/4 of an hour ago.
The King:
The Rock is making his way down to the ring and he looks fired up!
Jim Ross:
Yes and rightly so. Tonight is the first match card ever of 'WWF Revival' RAW and he's in the Main Event against Chris Jericho.
The Rock then begins to stroll down the ramp, smiling and acknowledging the cheering crowd as he does so.
Lillian Garcia:
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome for The Rock!
The crowd cheer loudly as Lillian Garcia says her previous line. As she was saying it, The Rock had made his way to the bottom of the ramp. He then walks up the steps to the ring, walks across the apron, steps up onto the second turnbuckle, still on the outside of the ring, and flings his arm in the air, making a fist. The crowd cheer as he does so.
The King:
I can't believe the Great One is here, JR!
The Rock then lowers his arm and steps off the second turnbuckle, before entering the ring through the second rope. He then walks across to the opposite side of the ring, and once again steps onto the second turnbuckle and raises his arm in the air, making a fist and getting a pop from the crowd. The Rock then lowers his arm after a moment and steps down from the second turnbuckle as his music begins to fade away, before pacing around the ring as the crowd begin to chant . . .
Crowd:
Jim Ross:
The crowd are fired up with anticipation of the People's Champ speaking!
The Rock then asks for a mic and it is given to him. He then raises it to speak when the crowd settle down.
The Rock:
Finally . . . The Rock has come back . . . (the crowd join in) to Oklahoma City!
The crowd cheer loudly as The Rock acknowledges their city.
The Rock:
It's good to be back in Oklahoma City . . . which is also the home of good old Jim Ross . . .
The Rock then points to Jim Ross, who waves back from the announce table. This gets a huge pop from the crowd who acknowledge their hometown hero.
The Rock:
Now tonight The Rock will be going up against Chris Jericho . . .
This generates heat from the crowd as they boo one of their most hated superstars, Chris Jericho.
The Rock:
The Rock just has one thing to say to that Jabroni and that is, like The Rock's electrifying T-Shirt reads . . . get ready!
The crowd cheer.
The Rock:
Tonight Chris Jericho you will be going up against the Jabroni beating, alalala pie eating, trail blazin', eyebrow raising, the best in the future, the present and the past, when you go one on one with the Great One, then The Rock will lay the SmackDown on your candy ass!
The crowd cheer loudly as The Rock, pumped up, begins pacing around the ring.
JR:
The Rock is fired up tonight and that could be a bad thing for Chris Jericho!
The Rock then raises his mic to speak once more . . .
The Rock:
If ya smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what The Rock . . .
Crowd:
The Rock shakes his head and continues after pausing for a moment.
The Rock:
. . . is cooking!
The crowd cheer as The Rock's theme music begins to play over the PA system and The Rock steps up onto the second turnbuckle and flings one arm in the air, making a fist. The commercials then kick in.
1 hour later . . .
The Rock is standing backstage in his In-Ring attire with blue lettering, jumping on the spot as he prepares to face Chris Jericho in the Main Event. He is doing so off the air. The man by the curtain then gives The Rock the nod.
[glow=green,2,300]“If you smell *drum roll* what The Rock *drum roll* is cooking!”[/glow]
As soon as that hits the PA system, The Rock storms through the curtain to receive a loud ovation from the crowd . . .
[/i]The Rock can be seen relaxing on a beach early hours of the morning on the 30th of June 2008. It's a glorious day and the sun is shining down. The Rock is wearing red surfer shorts and has black sunglasses on. He begins to talk to himself.
The Rock:
Ah, it's great to be the People's Champ. The Rock gets to relax on a beach in his hometown and tonight The Rock gets to whip some candy ass!
A random fat dude then walks up to The Rock.
Random Fat Dude:
Why the hell are you talking to yourself and why the hell are you addressing yourself in the third person?
The Rock then sits up sharply.
The Rock:
Who in the blue hell do you think you are sneaking up on The Rock like that? You don't even have the audacity to introduce yourself? What is your name, Jabroni?
The random fat guy scratches his head before going to answer.
Random Fat Guy:
My na-
The Rock then hops up and gets in the random fat guy's face.
The Rock:
It doesn't matter what your name is!
The random fat guy then backs off a little.
The Rock:
You see all that matters is that tonight The Rock will be walking out in an arena full of The Rock's fans who will be chanting his name and that The Rock will beat down whoever Shane McMahon puts in front of him.
Random Fat Guy:
Uh, okay. Good luck with that.
The Rock:
Luck!? The Rock doesn't need luck. He has the People's Fists, Jabroni.
The Rock then makes two fists and shows them to the random fat guy. The random fat guy then rolls his eyes before walking off. The Rock watches as he does so.
The Rock:
Stupid Jabroni. He's probably off to McDonald's.
The Rock then lowers his glasses and raises his eyebrow as if he has spotted something of interest to him. It is of course a girl laying on her stomach sunbathing. She appears to be topless but nothing can be seen due to her laying on her stomach. She has long, brown hair.
The Rock:
It's time to get The Rock some Miami pie.
The Rock then smiles and pushes his glasses up before walking over to the lady.
The Rock:
Hey, mamma. How would you like to come with The Rock to the People's Restaurant and try some of the People's Strudel?
The "women" then turns around, only to reveal it was a man with long, brown hair. The Rock then jumps back a little in shock and takes off his sunglasses, peering down at the man, clearly in disbelief.
The Rock:
Jabroni, get yourself a hair cut. You look like a little b!tch. You're almost as bad as Shawn Michaels.
The guy, clearly shocked himself, scrambles off the scene. The Rock watches and shakes his head as the guy runs off, peering back at The Rock every so often. The Rock then pulls a disgusted face and begins talking to himself again.
The Rock:
The Rock has to get out of this place. In fact, The Rock should probably get to the airport and catch his flight to Oklahoma.
With that The Rock begins to walk away.
The Rock's journey to Oklahoma.
The Rock can be seen checking in at the airport. He hands the lady his passport and plane tickets. She begins to giggle as she takes them, clearly flustered and pleased by The Rock's presence. The Rock, who is wearing a black leather jacket, black leather bottoms, a bobble hat and black sunglasses, begins to smile politely as he tries to hide his identity from other passengers.
Lady:
Wow, you're-
The Rock extends his arm, signaling for her to stop talking. He then begins looking around before looking back toward her.
The Rock:
(whispering) Keep it down, mamma. The Rock doesn't want people to know who he is. From now on, call The Rock Bob.
Lady:
Uh, okay. Here are your things, Bob.
The lady passes The Rock's passport and ticket back to him.
Lady:
Now there's no need to rush because you're flight doesn't leave for two hours yet.
The Rock smiles. The lady giggles again as he does so.
The Rock:
Well that sounds good to Bob- I mean me.
Lady:
Okay, have a nice day now.
The Rock:
Bob- I mean I intend to.
The Rock then puts his suit case on the belt and slowly struts as he has ages to go before he has to board.
2 hours later . . .
Voice on loudspeaker:
There seems to be a delay for the flight to Oklahoma. We are sorry for any inconvenience.
The Rock then gets up from his seat and begins to yell.
The Rock:
What in the blue hell is that? You can't make The R- I mean Bob- I mean us wait like that!
Everyone begins to look at The Rock, who slouches down into his seat to avoid drawing even more attention to himself.
1 hour later . . .
The Rock is sleeping in seat.
Voice on loudspeaker:
This is the last call for people boarding the Oklahoma flight.
The Rock snores, not hearing this being said.
1/2 hour later . . .
The Rock wakes up, stretches his arms and yawns. Then, realizing nobody is around him, he leaps up out of his seat and goes over the the guy who boards people onto the plane.
The Rock:
Jabroni, The Rock needs to get on the flight to Oklahoma!
The guy looks up at The Rock and smiles.
Guy:
It's The Rock . . . I can't believe it!
The Rock:
Yeah, yeah, it's The Rock. Now get The Rock on the people's plane.
The guy then pulls out pen and paper from his pocket and hands them to The Rock, who hesitantly takes them.
Guy:
Please give me an autograph?
The Rock reluctantly nods his heads and scribbles his autograph on the piece of paper. He then hands it to the guy, who take it and peers down at it with delight.
The Rock:
So can you get The Rock on the people's plane?
The guy looks up at The Rock.
Guy:
(shaking his head) Nope.
The Rock:
Nope? Why the blue hell not?
Guy:
The plane has already left, you were asleep.
The Rock looks around frantically.
The Rock:
Well why didn't you wake The Rock up?
Guy:
You looked so peaceful.
The Rock:
The Rock can't believe this Brahma Bull crap. So how long until The Rock can get another flight, Jabroni?
Guy:
About two hours . . .
The Rock:
Two hours!? Two hours!?
4 hours later . . .
The Rock can be seen leaving the airport in Oklahoma with his suit case. He is muttering angrily to himself.
The Rock:
Stupid airport Jabroni's not waking The Rock up and then making The Rock wait two d*mn hours for another flight, only for that flight to be delayed by another hour. Then The Rock's bag was the last one of the belt!
The Rock then walks up to a well dressed limo driver, who opens the door to a stretched limo and The Rock chucks his suit case in before getting in himself.
The Rock in the 'WWF Revival' RAW arena before his match with Chris Jericho.
A limo can be seen pulling up and the cameras for RAW begin circling it to take clips for the live show that is underway. Then, the limo driver opens the back door to the limo and The Rock steps out, pulling his suit case with him. The crowd cheer loudly as he steps out. The Rock, realizing this is live, begins to smile and even does a People's Eyebrow for one of the cameras.
The King:
It's The Rock!
JR:
Yes, and tonight he's going one on one with Chris Jericho!
1/2 hour later . . .
The Rock is talking to Shane McMahon backstage off the air.
Shane McMahon:
Rock, tonight you are facing Chris Jericho in the Main Event.
The Rock rubs his chin and smiles.
The Rock:
Shane McMahon, after the long and crappy day The Rock has had . . . he says thank you.
Shane McMahon looks a little confused.
The Rock:
You see now The Rock gets to take all his frustration out on Chris Jericho's candy ass tonight. When The Rock looks at Chris Jericho in the ring, he will be thinking of the dumbass Jabroni's in the airport who left The Rock miss the arranged flight here, and The Rock will beat his candy ass . . . one . . . two . . . three!
Shane McMahon nods and smiles, clearly happy that The Rock is fired up.
The Rock:
Now if you excuse The Rock he has to go take a shower.
The Rock walks past Shane McMahon and enters a lockerroom. When he's inside, Shane McMahon can see a sign that reads 'Lita'.
Shane McMahon:
Hey, Rock!
The Rock pops his head out.
The Rock:
What do you want, Jabroni!? The Rock is trying to take a shower!
Shane McMahon shakes his head and giggles to himself.
Shane McMahon:
Oh nothing. Just good luck in your match tonight.
The Rock gives a confused look toward Shane McMahon before shaking his head and going back inside Lita's lockerroom. After a moment . . .
Lita:
Ahhhhhhhhhh! What the hell are you doing!?
Shane McMahon laughs as The Rock, covering his eyes, runs out of the lockerroom. The Rock then runs into the lockerroom next door which actually is his.
1/2 hour later . . .
The Rock steps out of the lockerroom sporting a black T-Shirt which reads 'Get Ready . . .', black tracksuit bottoms with white stripes going down the sides, white trainers and black sunglasses. A random staff member walks up to him.
Random Staff Member:
Hey, Rocky. I got a slot booked for you in the ring after the next match.
The Rock looks sharply toward the random staff member.
The Rock:
First of all, the name is The Rock. Secondly, The Rock doesn't need you to book him a slot in the ring. The Rock can go out there and address the millions and millions of The Rock's fans whenever he wants.
With that, The Rock storms off. The random staff member then shrugs and walks in the opposite direction.
1/4 hour later . . .
[glow=green,2,300]“If you smell *drum roll* what The Rock *drum roll* is cooking!”[/glow]
The crowd give a huge pop as this echoes through the arena and The Rock's theme music kicks in. Then, after a moment, they give an unbelievable pop as The Rock walks out through the curtain, still sporting the same attire as he had on 1/4 of an hour ago.
The King:
The Rock is making his way down to the ring and he looks fired up!
Jim Ross:
Yes and rightly so. Tonight is the first match card ever of 'WWF Revival' RAW and he's in the Main Event against Chris Jericho.
The Rock then begins to stroll down the ramp, smiling and acknowledging the cheering crowd as he does so.
Lillian Garcia:
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome for The Rock!
The crowd cheer loudly as Lillian Garcia says her previous line. As she was saying it, The Rock had made his way to the bottom of the ramp. He then walks up the steps to the ring, walks across the apron, steps up onto the second turnbuckle, still on the outside of the ring, and flings his arm in the air, making a fist. The crowd cheer as he does so.
The King:
I can't believe the Great One is here, JR!
The Rock then lowers his arm and steps off the second turnbuckle, before entering the ring through the second rope. He then walks across to the opposite side of the ring, and once again steps onto the second turnbuckle and raises his arm in the air, making a fist and getting a pop from the crowd. The Rock then lowers his arm after a moment and steps down from the second turnbuckle as his music begins to fade away, before pacing around the ring as the crowd begin to chant . . .
Crowd:
Jim Ross:
The crowd are fired up with anticipation of the People's Champ speaking!
The Rock then asks for a mic and it is given to him. He then raises it to speak when the crowd settle down.
The Rock:
Finally . . . The Rock has come back . . . (the crowd join in) to Oklahoma City!
The crowd cheer loudly as The Rock acknowledges their city.
The Rock:
It's good to be back in Oklahoma City . . . which is also the home of good old Jim Ross . . .
The Rock then points to Jim Ross, who waves back from the announce table. This gets a huge pop from the crowd who acknowledge their hometown hero.
The Rock:
Now tonight The Rock will be going up against Chris Jericho . . .
This generates heat from the crowd as they boo one of their most hated superstars, Chris Jericho.
The Rock:
The Rock just has one thing to say to that Jabroni and that is, like The Rock's electrifying T-Shirt reads . . . get ready!
The crowd cheer.
The Rock:
Tonight Chris Jericho you will be going up against the Jabroni beating, alalala pie eating, trail blazin', eyebrow raising, the best in the future, the present and the past, when you go one on one with the Great One, then The Rock will lay the SmackDown on your candy ass!
The crowd cheer loudly as The Rock, pumped up, begins pacing around the ring.
JR:
The Rock is fired up tonight and that could be a bad thing for Chris Jericho!
The Rock then raises his mic to speak once more . . .
The Rock:
If ya smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what The Rock . . .
Crowd:
The Rock shakes his head and continues after pausing for a moment.
The Rock:
. . . is cooking!
The crowd cheer as The Rock's theme music begins to play over the PA system and The Rock steps up onto the second turnbuckle and flings one arm in the air, making a fist. The commercials then kick in.
1 hour later . . .
The Rock is standing backstage in his In-Ring attire with blue lettering, jumping on the spot as he prepares to face Chris Jericho in the Main Event. He is doing so off the air. The man by the curtain then gives The Rock the nod.
[glow=green,2,300]“If you smell *drum roll* what The Rock *drum roll* is cooking!”[/glow]
As soon as that hits the PA system, The Rock storms through the curtain to receive a loud ovation from the crowd . . .