Post by OWNED!!! on Jun 19, 2008 10:23:57 GMT -5
***'Revelations' by Iron Maiden hits and blares throughout the arena. ***
Kate:
Ladies and Gentlemen would you all please stand up and put your hands together for the longest reigning United World Heavyweight Champion in EWA history and formerly Mr. Money in the Bank…hailing from Norway, he is none other than Kimbodo!
The fans boo at the top of their lungs as Kimdobo comes out from the back. Smoke fills the aisle at knee height as fireworks explode above the titantron. He then struts down the aisle. Some naive fans hold out their hands for Kimbodo to slap. He goes over and pretends to slap their hands and then leaves at the last minute, making them boo him more. Streamers and balloons fall from the skies and pyrotechnics light up all over the place as Kimbodo can’t stop smiling .
Ace:
And here comes EWA’s youngest champion and the man who has become one of the greatest superstars in EWA history over the course of a few months – Kimbodo!
Ross:
Well not only is he the longest reigning, but he’s defended that belt more than anyone in history! That’s pretty amazing.
Rodney:
And I guess you’d have to consider Kimbodo as a great champion – certainly the top three champions in EWA history along with JGH and The ShowStopper, but he’s got the deck stacked against him again!
Kimbodo then walks along the aisle and rolls into the ring. getting to his feet he points to himself before bending over. He then rises in his trademark eagle pose as the crowd boo even louder. Finally his fireworks stream from behind him like Scott Hall's and he sits down on a turnbuckle. The champ steps into the ring, picks up the belt and asks for a microphone. He’s soon handed one by Kate as his music dies down.
Ace:
That’s true. I mean he has two EWA veterans, two former World Champions in the sssss-ssss-submission specialist Maverick and the Phenomenal One Scott Buster! How can he survive?!
Ross:
I have no idea Ace, but Kimbodo will do his darndest to keep that belt around his waist.
Rodney:
But his best may not be good enough…
Ross:
Well it appears the champ has a thing or two to say right now…
Kimbodo:
You know, I was just sitting in the back when I happened to overhear what Mr. Buster had to say…
The crowd boo a bit at the mention of Buster’s name.
Kimbodo:
Now I respect Scott Buster a performer and an athlete – and certainly as a competitor and a man who could well take my title come Global Supremacy. However, one thing he said did bother me. It wasn’t that he was telling the world that he was going to win this Sunday…no, no. It was when he placed Maverick Jones and his circus sideshow as a higher priority than the United World Heavyweight Championship…and the champion himself.
The boos start up again as Kimbodo holds up the title.
Kimbodo:
Now I’ll tell YOU Scott Buster, and that weird little midget Jones, why I’m going to walk out of Global Supremacy with this belt! Buster you can bring all the phenomenal moves you want to the table, and Maverick you can bring all of your minions…but at the end of the day, it won’t change the facts…
Another round of boos from the crowd as Kimbodo lifts up the belt and taunts the crowd with it.
Kimbodo:
You see not only have I defended this title more frequently than any other World Champion in history, but I have defended it against any and all comers!
The crowd boo some more.
Kimbodo:
You people have never liked the laundry list before, but I’m going to run through it again!!! I won this title and retired Flyer in the process at Cyber Kinetics!
The crowd keep booing.
Kimbodo:
I prevented P4 or Steve O’hara or whatever he’s calling himself these days from getting his hands on this belt!
The crowd actually let out some cheers for that one.
Kimbodo:
I destroyed and humiliated Icekid, leaving him as a pathetic, crippled loser...and ended his life…
Massive heat meets Kimbodo and he smiles and laughs as the crowd get angrier by the second.
Kimbodo:
And I not only got the former authority figure in EWA - Mr. Gamble - fired before retianing my title in what ended up being a three on one handicap match where JGH, Maverick Jones and Lachlan Smith combined couldn't take this title from my grasp!
Another rousing effort of heat from the crowd.
Kimbodo:
And then I was put in another two on one handicap match to defend my belt. You know what happened? I literally knocked P4 out and ended JGH’s career!
Kimbodo now turns and holds his title up again, looking into the crowd as they give him ungodly heat.
Kimbodo:
BUSTER!!! You listen to me right now and you listen up good! The reason I’ll be standing at the end of Global Supremacy with this title in hand is because unlike you Buster, I don’t get distracted! Last week I was assaulted by the freakshow and left in a mess. I was barely coherent. Just like you Buster, I wanted to tear the troupe of retards to shreds!
Good pop for the threat against Jones and co.
Kimbodo:
But unlike you Buster, I regained my senses. I realized my main priority is this title. That’s why I’ve been champion for so long and why you haven’t! In fact, if I recall correctly, your only World Title win lasted all of 15 seconds!
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kimbodo:
Oh, I know you liked that one Maverick, but how long did your last title reign last? A few hours!
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The crowd are getting into Kimbodo’s promo as he’s dropping bombs left and right tonight.
Kimbodo:
In fact, if we added the lengths of both your title reigns together and multiplied them by 40, it still wouldn’t even be close to how long I’ve held this belt!
The crowd actually let out a bit of a cheer for that line.
Kimbodo:
And what about if we added your title defences together? Oh wait…neither of you have EVER successfully defended this belt!!!
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kimbodo has managed to turn himself into a bit of tweener by now with his blatant shots at his opponents.
Kimbodo:
Maverick Jones, rest assured I will get revenge on you this Sunday! But more importantly, I will not be held down by the two of you. You both had your time in the sun! You both had your title reigns and ya know what? You both….BLEW IT!!!
The crowd cheer, voicing their approval.
Kimbodo:
And this Sunday, at Global Supremacy, history will repeat itself! You’ll both you’re your chance again! Ladies and Gentlemen...Kimbodo's Global Supremacy is Upon Us...and this Sunday...it'll be upon Scoot Buster and Maverick Jones!
***'Revelations' by Iron Maiden hits and blares throughout the arena. ***
The crowd are stunned as Kimbodo drops the mic with a smirk on his face and title on his shoulder.
Ace:
Whoa! Kimbodo with some fighting words, but can the champ overcome to of the best EWA has to offer?
Ross:
Well Kimbodo has always managed to overcome the odds, but this is surely too much?!
Rodney:
The champ’s got a strong façade on, but we’ll have to wait till Global Supremacy to see what really happens!
EOT
Kate:
Ladies and Gentlemen would you all please stand up and put your hands together for the longest reigning United World Heavyweight Champion in EWA history and formerly Mr. Money in the Bank…hailing from Norway, he is none other than Kimbodo!
The fans boo at the top of their lungs as Kimdobo comes out from the back. Smoke fills the aisle at knee height as fireworks explode above the titantron. He then struts down the aisle. Some naive fans hold out their hands for Kimbodo to slap. He goes over and pretends to slap their hands and then leaves at the last minute, making them boo him more. Streamers and balloons fall from the skies and pyrotechnics light up all over the place as Kimbodo can’t stop smiling .
Ace:
And here comes EWA’s youngest champion and the man who has become one of the greatest superstars in EWA history over the course of a few months – Kimbodo!
Ross:
Well not only is he the longest reigning, but he’s defended that belt more than anyone in history! That’s pretty amazing.
Rodney:
And I guess you’d have to consider Kimbodo as a great champion – certainly the top three champions in EWA history along with JGH and The ShowStopper, but he’s got the deck stacked against him again!
Kimbodo then walks along the aisle and rolls into the ring. getting to his feet he points to himself before bending over. He then rises in his trademark eagle pose as the crowd boo even louder. Finally his fireworks stream from behind him like Scott Hall's and he sits down on a turnbuckle. The champ steps into the ring, picks up the belt and asks for a microphone. He’s soon handed one by Kate as his music dies down.
Ace:
That’s true. I mean he has two EWA veterans, two former World Champions in the sssss-ssss-submission specialist Maverick and the Phenomenal One Scott Buster! How can he survive?!
Ross:
I have no idea Ace, but Kimbodo will do his darndest to keep that belt around his waist.
Rodney:
But his best may not be good enough…
Ross:
Well it appears the champ has a thing or two to say right now…
Kimbodo:
You know, I was just sitting in the back when I happened to overhear what Mr. Buster had to say…
The crowd boo a bit at the mention of Buster’s name.
Kimbodo:
Now I respect Scott Buster a performer and an athlete – and certainly as a competitor and a man who could well take my title come Global Supremacy. However, one thing he said did bother me. It wasn’t that he was telling the world that he was going to win this Sunday…no, no. It was when he placed Maverick Jones and his circus sideshow as a higher priority than the United World Heavyweight Championship…and the champion himself.
The boos start up again as Kimbodo holds up the title.
Kimbodo:
Now I’ll tell YOU Scott Buster, and that weird little midget Jones, why I’m going to walk out of Global Supremacy with this belt! Buster you can bring all the phenomenal moves you want to the table, and Maverick you can bring all of your minions…but at the end of the day, it won’t change the facts…
Another round of boos from the crowd as Kimbodo lifts up the belt and taunts the crowd with it.
Kimbodo:
You see not only have I defended this title more frequently than any other World Champion in history, but I have defended it against any and all comers!
The crowd boo some more.
Kimbodo:
You people have never liked the laundry list before, but I’m going to run through it again!!! I won this title and retired Flyer in the process at Cyber Kinetics!
The crowd keep booing.
Kimbodo:
I prevented P4 or Steve O’hara or whatever he’s calling himself these days from getting his hands on this belt!
The crowd actually let out some cheers for that one.
Kimbodo:
I destroyed and humiliated Icekid, leaving him as a pathetic, crippled loser...and ended his life…
Massive heat meets Kimbodo and he smiles and laughs as the crowd get angrier by the second.
Kimbodo:
And I not only got the former authority figure in EWA - Mr. Gamble - fired before retianing my title in what ended up being a three on one handicap match where JGH, Maverick Jones and Lachlan Smith combined couldn't take this title from my grasp!
Another rousing effort of heat from the crowd.
Kimbodo:
And then I was put in another two on one handicap match to defend my belt. You know what happened? I literally knocked P4 out and ended JGH’s career!
Kimbodo now turns and holds his title up again, looking into the crowd as they give him ungodly heat.
Kimbodo:
BUSTER!!! You listen to me right now and you listen up good! The reason I’ll be standing at the end of Global Supremacy with this title in hand is because unlike you Buster, I don’t get distracted! Last week I was assaulted by the freakshow and left in a mess. I was barely coherent. Just like you Buster, I wanted to tear the troupe of retards to shreds!
Good pop for the threat against Jones and co.
Kimbodo:
But unlike you Buster, I regained my senses. I realized my main priority is this title. That’s why I’ve been champion for so long and why you haven’t! In fact, if I recall correctly, your only World Title win lasted all of 15 seconds!
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kimbodo:
Oh, I know you liked that one Maverick, but how long did your last title reign last? A few hours!
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The crowd are getting into Kimbodo’s promo as he’s dropping bombs left and right tonight.
Kimbodo:
In fact, if we added the lengths of both your title reigns together and multiplied them by 40, it still wouldn’t even be close to how long I’ve held this belt!
The crowd actually let out a bit of a cheer for that line.
Kimbodo:
And what about if we added your title defences together? Oh wait…neither of you have EVER successfully defended this belt!!!
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kimbodo has managed to turn himself into a bit of tweener by now with his blatant shots at his opponents.
Kimbodo:
Maverick Jones, rest assured I will get revenge on you this Sunday! But more importantly, I will not be held down by the two of you. You both had your time in the sun! You both had your title reigns and ya know what? You both….BLEW IT!!!
The crowd cheer, voicing their approval.
Kimbodo:
And this Sunday, at Global Supremacy, history will repeat itself! You’ll both you’re your chance again! Ladies and Gentlemen...Kimbodo's Global Supremacy is Upon Us...and this Sunday...it'll be upon Scoot Buster and Maverick Jones!
***'Revelations' by Iron Maiden hits and blares throughout the arena. ***
The crowd are stunned as Kimbodo drops the mic with a smirk on his face and title on his shoulder.
Ace:
Whoa! Kimbodo with some fighting words, but can the champ overcome to of the best EWA has to offer?
Ross:
Well Kimbodo has always managed to overcome the odds, but this is surely too much?!
Rodney:
The champ’s got a strong façade on, but we’ll have to wait till Global Supremacy to see what really happens!
EOT
