Post by OWNED!!! on Jun 13, 2008 0:24:54 GMT -5
***'Revelations' by Iron Maiden hits and blares throughout the arena. ***
Kate:
Ladies and Gentlemen would you all please stand up and put your hands together for the longest reigning United World Heavyweight Champion in EWA history and formerly Mr. Money in the Bank…hailing from Norway, he is none other than Kimbodo!
The fans boo at the top of their lungs as Kimdobo comes out from the back. Smoke fills the aisle at knee height as fireworks explode above the titantron. He then struts down the aisle. Some naive fans hold out their hands for Kimbodo to slap. He goes over and pretends to slap their hands and then leaves at the last minute, making them boo him more. Streamers and balloons fall from the skies and pyrotechnics light up all over the place as Kimbodo can’t stop smiling .
Ace:
And here comes EWA’s youngest champion and the man who has become one of the greatest superstars in EWA history over the course of a few months – Kimbodo!
Ross:
Well not only is he the longest reigning, but he’s defended that belt more than anyone in history! That’s pretty amazing.
Rodney:
And I guess you’d have to consider Kimbodo as a great champion – certainly the top three champions in EWA history along with JGH and The ShowStopper, but he’s got the deck stacked against him again!
Kimbodo then walks along the aisle and rolls into the ring. getting to his feet he points to himself before bending over. He then rises in his trademark eagle pose as the crowd boo even louder. Finally his fireworks stream from behind him like Scott Hall's and he sits down on a turnbuckle. The champ steps into the ring, picks up the belt and asks for a microphone. He’s soon handed one by Kate as his music dies down.
Ace:
That’s true. I mean he has two EWA veterans, two former World Champions in the sssss-ssss-submission specialist Maverick and the Phenomenal One Scott Buster! How can he survive?!
Ross:
I have no idea Ace, but Kimbodo will do his darndest to keep that belt around his waist.
Rodney:
But his best may not be good enough…
Ross:
Well it appears the champ has a thing or two to say right now…
Kimbodo:
Over 90 days…
The crowd murmur a bit.
Kimbodo:
Five defences…
The boos start up again.
Kimbodo:
And still I stand before the world…the universe, as YOUR United World Heavyweight Champion!.
Another round of boos from the crowd as Kimbodo lifts up the belt and taunts the crowd with it.
Kimbodo:
You see not only have I defended this title more frequently than any other World Champion in history, but I have defended it against any and all comers!
The crowd boo some more.
Kimbodo:
You people have never liked the laundry list before, but after Trials and Tribulations it just got a whole lot longer! I won this title and retired Flyer in the process at Cyber Kinetics!
The crowd keep booing.
Kimbodo:
I prevented P4 or Steve O’hara or whatever he’s calling himself these days from getting his hands on this belt!
The crowd actually let out some cheers for that one.
Kimbodo:
I destroyed and humiliated Icekid, leaving him as a pathetic, crippled loser...and ended his life…
Massive heat meets Kimbodo and he smiles and laughs as the crowd get angrier by the second.
Kimbodo:
And I not only got the former authority figure in EWA - Mr. Gamble - fired before retianing my title in what ended up being a three on one handicap match where JGH, Maverick Jones and Lachlan Smith combined couldn't take this title from my grasp!
Another rousing effort of heat from the crowd.
Kimbodo:
And then I was put in another two on one handicap match to defend my belt. You know what happened? I literally knocked P4 out and ended JGH’s career!
Kimbodo now turns and holds his title up again, looking into the crowd as they give him ungodly heat.
Kimbodo:
And now I’m getting people coming out of retirement to try and stop me! The so-called ‘Legend-Killer’ Tenney…
Medium pop for Tenney.
Kimbodo:
And now I’m getting people coming out of retirement to try and stop me! The so-called ‘Legend-Killer’ Tenney…
Medium pop for Tenney.
Kimbodo:
Well Tenney it’s been a while since you decided to crawl back to EWA, but the fact remains…I haven’t heard or seen you yet. Why is that Tenney? Is it maybe because you’re scared? I don’t blame you Tenney. I mean let’s face it, you’ve never been good enough to hang with the big boys, so it’s no surprise that you’re duckin’ me. It’s no surprise that you’re hoping and praying that someone – anyone – takes this belt off me so you don’t have to be exposed for being a coward!
The crowd boo Kimbodo heavily as he goes on.
Kimbodo:
Tenney, the only reason to use Legend in your description would be to give you a new nickname: “The Legendary B1tch!”
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kimbodo:
And speaking of b1tches…Aragorn!
The crowd laugh at the segway and then start up a chant.
Crowd:
UH! UH! UH! UH! UH!
Kimbodo:
Now let The Submission Master get this straight. This guy is in EWA for over a year and he’s yet to be in contention for or win a World Title…
Crowd:
UH!
Kimbodo:
Hasn’t come close to winning the United States title…
Crowd:
UH!
Kimbodo:
Heck, this guy hasn’t even won the Smash Title! The Smash Title! I mean we had a guy who stole his name from a Pizza Parlour win that belt!
The crowd laugh again as Kimbodo shakes his head in mock disbelief.
Kimbodo:
So after this list of failures, this guy gets the single worse @ss whooping in EWA history and in the process gets retired at the hands of The ShowStopper-
Unbelievable pop from the crowd for the legend himself.
Kimbodo:
And to top it all off I’ve made him tap out twice already, despite all the performance enhancements he’s taken...
The crowd laugh again and another “UH!” chant starts up.
Kimbodo:
And now he thinks he deserves a title shot?!
The crowd boo, voicing their disapproval.
Kimbodo:
Really, is this what I have to look forward to? No, no, no. Kimbodo wants to be remembered for beating the biggest names EWA had to offer, not the curtain-jerkers. So here’s how it’s gonna go down. Starting today, I am officially launching to 4 Pillars Campaign!
The crowd murmur a bit, clearly having no idea what the f*ck the Champ is on about..
Kimbodo:
And I’m sure you People will not be disappointed…
***'Revelations' by Iron Maiden hits and blares throughout the arena. ***
He crowd are stunned as Kimbodo drops the mic with a smirk on his face and title on his shoulder.
Ace:
Whoa! What could Kimbodo mean by this?
Ross:
Well I think the question is, what is the Four Pillars Campaign?!
Rodney:
This is all very intruiging!
EOT
Kate:
Ladies and Gentlemen would you all please stand up and put your hands together for the longest reigning United World Heavyweight Champion in EWA history and formerly Mr. Money in the Bank…hailing from Norway, he is none other than Kimbodo!
The fans boo at the top of their lungs as Kimdobo comes out from the back. Smoke fills the aisle at knee height as fireworks explode above the titantron. He then struts down the aisle. Some naive fans hold out their hands for Kimbodo to slap. He goes over and pretends to slap their hands and then leaves at the last minute, making them boo him more. Streamers and balloons fall from the skies and pyrotechnics light up all over the place as Kimbodo can’t stop smiling .
Ace:
And here comes EWA’s youngest champion and the man who has become one of the greatest superstars in EWA history over the course of a few months – Kimbodo!
Ross:
Well not only is he the longest reigning, but he’s defended that belt more than anyone in history! That’s pretty amazing.
Rodney:
And I guess you’d have to consider Kimbodo as a great champion – certainly the top three champions in EWA history along with JGH and The ShowStopper, but he’s got the deck stacked against him again!
Kimbodo then walks along the aisle and rolls into the ring. getting to his feet he points to himself before bending over. He then rises in his trademark eagle pose as the crowd boo even louder. Finally his fireworks stream from behind him like Scott Hall's and he sits down on a turnbuckle. The champ steps into the ring, picks up the belt and asks for a microphone. He’s soon handed one by Kate as his music dies down.
Ace:
That’s true. I mean he has two EWA veterans, two former World Champions in the sssss-ssss-submission specialist Maverick and the Phenomenal One Scott Buster! How can he survive?!
Ross:
I have no idea Ace, but Kimbodo will do his darndest to keep that belt around his waist.
Rodney:
But his best may not be good enough…
Ross:
Well it appears the champ has a thing or two to say right now…
Kimbodo:
Over 90 days…
The crowd murmur a bit.
Kimbodo:
Five defences…
The boos start up again.
Kimbodo:
And still I stand before the world…the universe, as YOUR United World Heavyweight Champion!.
Another round of boos from the crowd as Kimbodo lifts up the belt and taunts the crowd with it.
Kimbodo:
You see not only have I defended this title more frequently than any other World Champion in history, but I have defended it against any and all comers!
The crowd boo some more.
Kimbodo:
You people have never liked the laundry list before, but after Trials and Tribulations it just got a whole lot longer! I won this title and retired Flyer in the process at Cyber Kinetics!
The crowd keep booing.
Kimbodo:
I prevented P4 or Steve O’hara or whatever he’s calling himself these days from getting his hands on this belt!
The crowd actually let out some cheers for that one.
Kimbodo:
I destroyed and humiliated Icekid, leaving him as a pathetic, crippled loser...and ended his life…
Massive heat meets Kimbodo and he smiles and laughs as the crowd get angrier by the second.
Kimbodo:
And I not only got the former authority figure in EWA - Mr. Gamble - fired before retianing my title in what ended up being a three on one handicap match where JGH, Maverick Jones and Lachlan Smith combined couldn't take this title from my grasp!
Another rousing effort of heat from the crowd.
Kimbodo:
And then I was put in another two on one handicap match to defend my belt. You know what happened? I literally knocked P4 out and ended JGH’s career!
Kimbodo now turns and holds his title up again, looking into the crowd as they give him ungodly heat.
Kimbodo:
And now I’m getting people coming out of retirement to try and stop me! The so-called ‘Legend-Killer’ Tenney…
Medium pop for Tenney.
Kimbodo:
And now I’m getting people coming out of retirement to try and stop me! The so-called ‘Legend-Killer’ Tenney…
Medium pop for Tenney.
Kimbodo:
Well Tenney it’s been a while since you decided to crawl back to EWA, but the fact remains…I haven’t heard or seen you yet. Why is that Tenney? Is it maybe because you’re scared? I don’t blame you Tenney. I mean let’s face it, you’ve never been good enough to hang with the big boys, so it’s no surprise that you’re duckin’ me. It’s no surprise that you’re hoping and praying that someone – anyone – takes this belt off me so you don’t have to be exposed for being a coward!
The crowd boo Kimbodo heavily as he goes on.
Kimbodo:
Tenney, the only reason to use Legend in your description would be to give you a new nickname: “The Legendary B1tch!”
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kimbodo:
And speaking of b1tches…Aragorn!
The crowd laugh at the segway and then start up a chant.
Crowd:
UH! UH! UH! UH! UH!
Kimbodo:
Now let The Submission Master get this straight. This guy is in EWA for over a year and he’s yet to be in contention for or win a World Title…
Crowd:
UH!
Kimbodo:
Hasn’t come close to winning the United States title…
Crowd:
UH!
Kimbodo:
Heck, this guy hasn’t even won the Smash Title! The Smash Title! I mean we had a guy who stole his name from a Pizza Parlour win that belt!
The crowd laugh again as Kimbodo shakes his head in mock disbelief.
Kimbodo:
So after this list of failures, this guy gets the single worse @ss whooping in EWA history and in the process gets retired at the hands of The ShowStopper-
Unbelievable pop from the crowd for the legend himself.
Kimbodo:
And to top it all off I’ve made him tap out twice already, despite all the performance enhancements he’s taken...
The crowd laugh again and another “UH!” chant starts up.
Kimbodo:
And now he thinks he deserves a title shot?!
The crowd boo, voicing their disapproval.
Kimbodo:
Really, is this what I have to look forward to? No, no, no. Kimbodo wants to be remembered for beating the biggest names EWA had to offer, not the curtain-jerkers. So here’s how it’s gonna go down. Starting today, I am officially launching to 4 Pillars Campaign!
The crowd murmur a bit, clearly having no idea what the f*ck the Champ is on about..
Kimbodo:
And I’m sure you People will not be disappointed…
***'Revelations' by Iron Maiden hits and blares throughout the arena. ***
He crowd are stunned as Kimbodo drops the mic with a smirk on his face and title on his shoulder.
Ace:
Whoa! What could Kimbodo mean by this?
Ross:
Well I think the question is, what is the Four Pillars Campaign?!
Rodney:
This is all very intruiging!
EOT
