The Raging Redneck Returns

[Redman]

*Cowards by American Head Charge Hits the PA system*

Ace:who is this i didn't hear about any new guys
Ross:and we only knew The Rock was returning

*a voice says something*

:That's the bottom line

Ross:Could it be
Ace:it couldn't be


:Because Redman said so

*The Fans cheer*

Ace:IT IS!
Ross:It some one could be pulling our leg

*Redman drives out to the Ring in his 1986 Dodge Ram on 35's and gets in the ring*

Ace:see told you
Ross:OH MY GOD
Ace:The Redneck is back

*Redman looks around at the Crowd as they cheer and he raise's the mic to his mouth*

Redman:Im back!

*The crowd cheers*

Redman:Sploosh it's good to be back i bet im the last person yall would see back here but yall should know i couldn't leave my fans like that

*Redman looks at Ace and Ross*

Redman:Sploosh Ross looks like you have been eating well

Ace:i think he just called you fat
Ross:well i have gain a few pounds

Redman:Ace you and you look like you have gotten uglyer...i didnt think that was possible

*Ross laughs*

Ace:shut up Ross

Redman:any ways im ba...

*someone's music hits*

TBC by anyone