Post by Remember Me? on Jun 11, 2008 12:48:58 GMT -5
Ever wonder what the first ever promo was on USW? Ever wonder what started The Rock and T-Bone's rivalry? Well finally somebody has the answer... because finally... I decided to dig it up from the old USW board...
T-Bone's post:-
*Riot - Three Days Grace hits the loud speaker in a state of frenzy. T-Bone walks out sporting his Bone Club, a special weapon designed by him. It has a solid club end as well as an un clubed end which is hooked up as a microphone. He then stands in the middle of the stage and raises his Club to make the letter "T" while shaking his other hand with his Middle and Ring fingers out. He then makes his way down to the ramp. Fans stick out their hands in an attempt to get a feel for T-Bone. T-Bone walks over and then very thingyyly puls his hands away and starts talking trash to the crowd. T-Bone makes his way to the ring steps before climbing on the turnbuckle and repeating the action he did on stage. He then climbs down into the ring, paces it for a moment and starts to speak as his music cuts off*
Bill: Who is this guy?
Kyle: He is about to speak.
T-Bone: I came out here to introduce myself to the ingrates that inhabit this pathtic crowd. I am T-Bone and my mission is very clear and simple so that even the likes of you can understand. I will crush all that opposes me and I will win the top title this pathtic place has to offer. I am perfection personified. Everyone here in the crowd and in the back wishes they could be me. I came out here to make a statement to everyone who actually pays attention to this sess pool you call USW.
Bill: Not a nice guy, is he?
T-Bone: Anyway for now I am done bad mouthing you worthless peices of trash, but I know one of those artarded peices of trash known as my competition are gonna want to come out here and challenge me, so I say let them come.
OOC: Reminder you can't attack me becuase I have a weapon and am prepared to use it so don't try.
TBC By Whoever
The Rock's post:-
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tl69HIhBjg&mode=related&search= hits the arena and The Rock comes out and stands tall at the top of the ramp. The crowd go wild with excitment)
Bill: Oh my... the rumours are true... The Rock is here at USW!!!
Kyle: I can't believe what I'm seeing...
The Rock: Finally... The Rock has joined USW.
(The crowd continue to go wild as The Rock pauses for a brief moment)
The Rock: If you don't know me... I am the pie eating, jabroni beating, eyebrow raising, people's champion.
(The crowd chant 'Rocky')
The Rock: But The Rock is not only here to entertain the millions (the crowd chant 'and millions') of The Rock's fans by whooping candy asses. No, no... The Rock is also now officially the new GM for Monday Night Suffering thanks to his good friend, Ice Kid.
Billy: What a bombshell that was...
Kyle: We should be in for some great matches on Monday night's from now on.
The Rock: Now The Rock understands that there is already the World Title match this Monday... and The Rock is fine with that. But The Rock has is not yet in a match.
(The Rock pauses and turns his attention to T-Bone)
The Rock: Then The Rock can see some jabroni who carries, what can only be described as some sex toy, and he has the audasity to come out onto The Rock's show... walk down The Rock's ramp... and disrespect The Rock's fans.
(The crowd are now standing and continue chanting 'Rocky')
The Rock: So here's a challenge to you, T-Bone... Just bring it.
(The crowd cheer as The Rock waits for a response)
TBC by T-Bone
T-Bone's post:-
OOC: Lol, I can imagine the real rock doing that.......
*T-Bone stares at the Rock for a moment before cracking up. He then calms down enough to speak*
T-Bone: Idenity crisis much? The Rock this and The Rock that, blah, blah. Geez man if anyone in this arena had half a brain, they would know that you seemed to have trouble with self reconization. See, nobody acknowlages your BS so you have to say you name to feel warm and fuzzy inside. Not only that, but you talk in the third person and put posession on everything? Geez man. But the icing on the cake is the fact that well.... you are challenging me? Ok, let me put this in terms that even you can understand. T-Bone is gonna layth the smackdownth on The Rock's Jaboni, ass kissing, pie licking, candy ass! And thats the way it goes.....Whoosh!!!
TBC whoever
The Rock's post:-
OOC: Lol, thanks.
(The Rock stares at T-Bone)
The Rock: After 2 boring minutes of you babbling on about beating me, now it's time for me to put this in terms even you can understand. On Monday Night Suffering... Infront of the millions (the crowd chant 'and millions') of The Rock's fans... there will be me and some big ass jabroni squaring off in the middle of that very ring... and when the bell rings, The Rock will be standing victorious and the people will be chanting The Rock's name...
(The Rock lowers the mic and pauses and the crowd chant 'Rocky')
The Rock: So, jabroni, you can put that sex toy down... go back stage and train as hard as that fat ass can... and get ready for an ass whooping of a life time, Monday night.
(The crowd cheer)
The Rock: If ya smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what The Rock (the crowd chant 'is cooking')... is cooking.
(The Rock does the people's eyebrow and walks back stage with his music playing and the crowd still cheering)
Bill: Get ready folks... because not only will we have a title match for you Monday night, but we'll also have this incredible showdown.
Kyle: I personally think that The Rock will get HIS candy ass whooped on Monday!!!
Bill: You have to remember, The Rock is a great athlete. This will be a close one, and I most certainly wouldn't write the people's champion off. In my opinion, he is the favourite. Anyway... the viewers at home will have to tune in Monday night to find out who is the better wrestler!!!
Man we S-S-S-S-S-S-SUCKED!
T-Bone's post:-
*Riot - Three Days Grace hits the loud speaker in a state of frenzy. T-Bone walks out sporting his Bone Club, a special weapon designed by him. It has a solid club end as well as an un clubed end which is hooked up as a microphone. He then stands in the middle of the stage and raises his Club to make the letter "T" while shaking his other hand with his Middle and Ring fingers out. He then makes his way down to the ramp. Fans stick out their hands in an attempt to get a feel for T-Bone. T-Bone walks over and then very thingyyly puls his hands away and starts talking trash to the crowd. T-Bone makes his way to the ring steps before climbing on the turnbuckle and repeating the action he did on stage. He then climbs down into the ring, paces it for a moment and starts to speak as his music cuts off*
Bill: Who is this guy?
Kyle: He is about to speak.
T-Bone: I came out here to introduce myself to the ingrates that inhabit this pathtic crowd. I am T-Bone and my mission is very clear and simple so that even the likes of you can understand. I will crush all that opposes me and I will win the top title this pathtic place has to offer. I am perfection personified. Everyone here in the crowd and in the back wishes they could be me. I came out here to make a statement to everyone who actually pays attention to this sess pool you call USW.
Bill: Not a nice guy, is he?
T-Bone: Anyway for now I am done bad mouthing you worthless peices of trash, but I know one of those artarded peices of trash known as my competition are gonna want to come out here and challenge me, so I say let them come.
OOC: Reminder you can't attack me becuase I have a weapon and am prepared to use it so don't try.
TBC By Whoever
The Rock's post:-
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tl69HIhBjg&mode=related&search= hits the arena and The Rock comes out and stands tall at the top of the ramp. The crowd go wild with excitment)
Bill: Oh my... the rumours are true... The Rock is here at USW!!!
Kyle: I can't believe what I'm seeing...
The Rock: Finally... The Rock has joined USW.
(The crowd continue to go wild as The Rock pauses for a brief moment)
The Rock: If you don't know me... I am the pie eating, jabroni beating, eyebrow raising, people's champion.
(The crowd chant 'Rocky')
The Rock: But The Rock is not only here to entertain the millions (the crowd chant 'and millions') of The Rock's fans by whooping candy asses. No, no... The Rock is also now officially the new GM for Monday Night Suffering thanks to his good friend, Ice Kid.
Billy: What a bombshell that was...
Kyle: We should be in for some great matches on Monday night's from now on.
The Rock: Now The Rock understands that there is already the World Title match this Monday... and The Rock is fine with that. But The Rock has is not yet in a match.
(The Rock pauses and turns his attention to T-Bone)
The Rock: Then The Rock can see some jabroni who carries, what can only be described as some sex toy, and he has the audasity to come out onto The Rock's show... walk down The Rock's ramp... and disrespect The Rock's fans.
(The crowd are now standing and continue chanting 'Rocky')
The Rock: So here's a challenge to you, T-Bone... Just bring it.
(The crowd cheer as The Rock waits for a response)
TBC by T-Bone
T-Bone's post:-
OOC: Lol, I can imagine the real rock doing that.......
*T-Bone stares at the Rock for a moment before cracking up. He then calms down enough to speak*
T-Bone: Idenity crisis much? The Rock this and The Rock that, blah, blah. Geez man if anyone in this arena had half a brain, they would know that you seemed to have trouble with self reconization. See, nobody acknowlages your BS so you have to say you name to feel warm and fuzzy inside. Not only that, but you talk in the third person and put posession on everything? Geez man. But the icing on the cake is the fact that well.... you are challenging me? Ok, let me put this in terms that even you can understand. T-Bone is gonna layth the smackdownth on The Rock's Jaboni, ass kissing, pie licking, candy ass! And thats the way it goes.....Whoosh!!!
TBC whoever
The Rock's post:-
OOC: Lol, thanks.
(The Rock stares at T-Bone)
The Rock: After 2 boring minutes of you babbling on about beating me, now it's time for me to put this in terms even you can understand. On Monday Night Suffering... Infront of the millions (the crowd chant 'and millions') of The Rock's fans... there will be me and some big ass jabroni squaring off in the middle of that very ring... and when the bell rings, The Rock will be standing victorious and the people will be chanting The Rock's name...
(The Rock lowers the mic and pauses and the crowd chant 'Rocky')
The Rock: So, jabroni, you can put that sex toy down... go back stage and train as hard as that fat ass can... and get ready for an ass whooping of a life time, Monday night.
(The crowd cheer)
The Rock: If ya smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what The Rock (the crowd chant 'is cooking')... is cooking.
(The Rock does the people's eyebrow and walks back stage with his music playing and the crowd still cheering)
Bill: Get ready folks... because not only will we have a title match for you Monday night, but we'll also have this incredible showdown.
Kyle: I personally think that The Rock will get HIS candy ass whooped on Monday!!!
Bill: You have to remember, The Rock is a great athlete. This will be a close one, and I most certainly wouldn't write the people's champion off. In my opinion, he is the favourite. Anyway... the viewers at home will have to tune in Monday night to find out who is the better wrestler!!!
Man we S-S-S-S-S-S-SUCKED!
