Post by Remember Me? on Jun 3, 2008 14:51:07 GMT -5
Here's a promo I cut on 'Generation Next' for my fued with JGH:-
~~Moderator~~
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for The Rock Appreciation Night!
~~Crowd~~
BOO!
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The crowd boo loudly as this echoes through the arena and The Rock's music kicks in. After a moment, The Rock appears at the top of the ramp, still wearing black leather bottoms, a black leather jacket and black sunglasses.[/i]
~~Ross~~
Oh yeah, here we go. The hair on the back of my neck is standing up... I'm getting goosebumps all over. It's time to appreciate the Great One. Come on, Ace, stand up and clap!
The Rock slowly struts down the ramp, gazing at the booing and jeering crowd with a smile on his face, ignoring their response. Moderator claps as The Rock does so. The Rock then stops at the bottom of the ramp and shows the People's Eyebrow to the crowd. A few cheers are heard, but are drowned out by the majority of the crowd booing.[/i]
~~Ross~~
There it is, Ace, the People's Eyebrow. Just one of the things that made this man so rich and famous!
The Rock then walks up the steps to the ring, with the police moving to allow him to do so. The Rock then enters the ring through the second rope and walks over to a corner of the ring, steps up onto the second turnbuckle, bangs his hand on his chest and then flings his arm in the air, making a fist. The crowd boo in a greater volume and with more venom as he does this as Moderator looks on and smiles, still applauding The Rock, who begins trash talking to the crowd as he lowers his arm.[/i]
~~Ross~~
The Rock is a movie star, Ace. The only movie JGH could get into is a gay porno. I mean look at this sold out arena, do you really believe they'd all be here if it wasn't for The Rock?
~~Ace~~
So you're telling me that every single person came here to see The Rock, right?
~~Ross~~
Yeah...
~~Ace~~
Oh, you're making me sick. I need a Sploosh vomit bag!
~~Ross~~
Oh, come on; this is Rock Appreciation Night!
~~Ace~~
Well why don't you just go down there and give him a hug?
~~Ross~~
This isn't about me, Ace. It's about The Rock. I don't want to go in there now... this is The Rock's time. This is The Rock's moment!
The Rock then smiles as he steps down from the second turnbuckle and looks towards Moderator as his music stops playing. Some of the crowd can then be heard chanting 'Rocky Sucks'. Upon hearing this, The Rock looks to a section of the crowd and begins taunting and yelling at them, infuriating them more. The Rock then begins circling the ring, before stopping.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
You know what-
The Rock then stops and looks at someone in the crowd.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Hey, hey, stop giving The Rock the finger or The Rock will come out there and whip your candy ass, b!tch!
The crowd boo. The camera then focuses on a sign that reads 'Go back to Hollywood, Rock'.[/i]
~~Ross~~
Did you just see that sign? Get that guy, security!
The Rock then raises his mic to speak once more.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Now The Rock is out here for The Rock Appreciation Night, but it's obvious to The Rock that you Jabroni's don't appreciate him. You don't appreciate the Jabroni beating, alalala pie eating, best in the future, the present and the past, The Rock came to entertain you, you don't appreciate him, so you can all kiss the People's Ass!
The crowd boo loudly. Moderator then grabs a mic from the outside of the ring, looks towards The Rock and raises it to speak.[/i]
~~Moderator~~
Don't listen to them, Rock. They're just a bunch of Jabroni's, as you like to say.
The crowd boo.[/i]
~~Moderator~~
If they prefer to root for a cross dresser rather than the Great One then it proves how retarded they actually are.
Literally a 'F*ck You' chant breaks out. Moderator then looks around at the crowd, directing his speech towards them.[/i]
~~Moderator~~
Now we all know that you are retarded but I think even you retards can sit back, shut up and watch the titantron as we pay tribute to the Great One...
The crowd boo and then quiet down moments later as everyone looks at the titantron, where a tribute to The Rock plays. After it, the crowd begin to boo again and chant 'Rocky Sucks' as Moderator claps and The Rock smiles, ignoring them.[/i]
~~Ross~~
Wow, what a tribute. That's an academy award winner, right there.
Suddenly, JGH's music hits and The Rock and Moderator go into a defense stance and yell at the police to stand guard. The crowd give a huge pop.[/i]
~~Ace~~
What th-
~~Ross~~
No, that's not right. JGH shouldn't be here... he's barred from the arena, Sploosh it!
Then "JGH" walks out onto the top of the ramp. The crowd then begin to boo as Moderator and The Rock laugh.[/i]
~~Ross~~
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh no, run, it's JGH!
~~Ace~~
This isn't right. It's a Sploosh midget, and it's wearing a pink dress with flowers!
The Rock then raises his mic to speak, still laughing at the midget wearing a pink dress with flowers. The midget also has a mic in his hand.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
(laughing) Wow, wow, wow. Calm down, Jabroni. Don't make The Rock come up there and whip that candy ass.
"JGH" then raises the mic to speak.
~~"JGH"~~
I'll tell you what I will do, Rock. I'm going to come down there, get my butt kicked, and then stick this mic up my butt after the show to pleasure myself!
The crowd boo, but some laughs are heard. The Rock and Moderator then lean over in stitches with laughter.[/i]
~~Ace~~
Oh, come on. This makes me sick.
~~Ross~~
(laughing) What are you talking about? This is freaking hilarious!
The Rock then raises his mic to speak, still laughing, as the crowd continue to boo.
~~The Rock~~
(laughing) Okay... okay... take his candy ass to the back!
The police then storm up the ramp and grab "JGH", who tries to run away. They then escort him backstage, leaving The Rock and Moderator laughing and the crowd booing and jeering.
~~Ross~~
Wow, the police really struggled to get JGH under control!
Suddenly the crowd begin to cheer as a massive lorry drives on the top of the ramp from the backstage area, right after every single police man had left the area. The Rock and Moderator look on with interest as it does so. The lorry then backs up and parks right in front of the titantron, blocking anyone from entering or leaving. The Rock and Moderator then frantically look towards each other and yell at one another as out steps...[/i]
~~Ace~~
The real JGH!
The crowd give a huge pop as JGH steps out of the lorry with a serious look on his face as he gazes towards The Rock and Moderator. JGH then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. As he does so, The Rock lunges at him, only for JGH to pull down on the top rope and send The Rock crashing to the outside. The crowd cheer loudly as he does so.[/i]
~~Ross~~
What is JGH doing? This is The Rock Appreciation Night, Sploosh it!
JGH then sharply turns his head towards Moderator, who extends both his arms, trying to calm JGH down. The crowd are now cheering insanely. This desperate attempt to calm JGH down doesn't work, however, as JGH lunges at Moderator and kicks him in the gut before nailing him with The Highlight Reel, leaving the crowd cheering at an insane level.[/i]
~~Ace~~
This crowd are going insane for JGH!
The Rock then slides into the ring with a steel chair. JGH rolls out, snatches a random member of staff's mic and jumps over the guard rail and into the cheering crowd. JGH then looks at The Rock, who is holding a steel chair in one hand and his head with the other, and points to the fallen Moderator while saying...[/i]
~~JGH~~
That's what I'm going to do to you at 'Reprisal', Rock-a-Jabroni!
The Rock then begins to trash talk towards JGH, who is now right in the middle of the crowd.[/i]
~~Ross~~
JGH just ruined Rock Appreciation Night and attacked our owner!
The crowd cheer loudly and the fans near JGH begin to tap him on the back in support. The camera then focuses on a fallen Moderator, then at an enraged Rock and then towards JGH, who smiles on with satisfaction. The 'Generation Next' logo then appears on the screen before the show goes off the air.
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The show comes back on the air after the final commercial break and the camera focuses on the ring where the Moderator is standing with a mic. State police are seen surrounding the ring. The crowd boo as Moderator raises his mic to speak.
~~Moderator~~
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for The Rock Appreciation Night!
~~Crowd~~
BOO!
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The crowd boo loudly as this echoes through the arena and The Rock's music kicks in. After a moment, The Rock appears at the top of the ramp, still wearing black leather bottoms, a black leather jacket and black sunglasses.[/i]
~~Ross~~
Oh yeah, here we go. The hair on the back of my neck is standing up... I'm getting goosebumps all over. It's time to appreciate the Great One. Come on, Ace, stand up and clap!
The Rock slowly struts down the ramp, gazing at the booing and jeering crowd with a smile on his face, ignoring their response. Moderator claps as The Rock does so. The Rock then stops at the bottom of the ramp and shows the People's Eyebrow to the crowd. A few cheers are heard, but are drowned out by the majority of the crowd booing.[/i]
~~Ross~~
There it is, Ace, the People's Eyebrow. Just one of the things that made this man so rich and famous!
The Rock then walks up the steps to the ring, with the police moving to allow him to do so. The Rock then enters the ring through the second rope and walks over to a corner of the ring, steps up onto the second turnbuckle, bangs his hand on his chest and then flings his arm in the air, making a fist. The crowd boo in a greater volume and with more venom as he does this as Moderator looks on and smiles, still applauding The Rock, who begins trash talking to the crowd as he lowers his arm.[/i]
~~Ross~~
The Rock is a movie star, Ace. The only movie JGH could get into is a gay porno. I mean look at this sold out arena, do you really believe they'd all be here if it wasn't for The Rock?
~~Ace~~
So you're telling me that every single person came here to see The Rock, right?
~~Ross~~
Yeah...
~~Ace~~
Oh, you're making me sick. I need a Sploosh vomit bag!
~~Ross~~
Oh, come on; this is Rock Appreciation Night!
~~Ace~~
Well why don't you just go down there and give him a hug?
~~Ross~~
This isn't about me, Ace. It's about The Rock. I don't want to go in there now... this is The Rock's time. This is The Rock's moment!
The Rock then smiles as he steps down from the second turnbuckle and looks towards Moderator as his music stops playing. Some of the crowd can then be heard chanting 'Rocky Sucks'. Upon hearing this, The Rock looks to a section of the crowd and begins taunting and yelling at them, infuriating them more. The Rock then begins circling the ring, before stopping.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
You know what-
The Rock then stops and looks at someone in the crowd.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Hey, hey, stop giving The Rock the finger or The Rock will come out there and whip your candy ass, b!tch!
The crowd boo. The camera then focuses on a sign that reads 'Go back to Hollywood, Rock'.[/i]
~~Ross~~
Did you just see that sign? Get that guy, security!
The Rock then raises his mic to speak once more.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Now The Rock is out here for The Rock Appreciation Night, but it's obvious to The Rock that you Jabroni's don't appreciate him. You don't appreciate the Jabroni beating, alalala pie eating, best in the future, the present and the past, The Rock came to entertain you, you don't appreciate him, so you can all kiss the People's Ass!
The crowd boo loudly. Moderator then grabs a mic from the outside of the ring, looks towards The Rock and raises it to speak.[/i]
~~Moderator~~
Don't listen to them, Rock. They're just a bunch of Jabroni's, as you like to say.
The crowd boo.[/i]
~~Moderator~~
If they prefer to root for a cross dresser rather than the Great One then it proves how retarded they actually are.
Literally a 'F*ck You' chant breaks out. Moderator then looks around at the crowd, directing his speech towards them.[/i]
~~Moderator~~
Now we all know that you are retarded but I think even you retards can sit back, shut up and watch the titantron as we pay tribute to the Great One...
The crowd boo and then quiet down moments later as everyone looks at the titantron, where a tribute to The Rock plays. After it, the crowd begin to boo again and chant 'Rocky Sucks' as Moderator claps and The Rock smiles, ignoring them.[/i]
~~Ross~~
Wow, what a tribute. That's an academy award winner, right there.
Suddenly, JGH's music hits and The Rock and Moderator go into a defense stance and yell at the police to stand guard. The crowd give a huge pop.[/i]
~~Ace~~
What th-
~~Ross~~
No, that's not right. JGH shouldn't be here... he's barred from the arena, Sploosh it!
Then "JGH" walks out onto the top of the ramp. The crowd then begin to boo as Moderator and The Rock laugh.[/i]
~~Ross~~
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh no, run, it's JGH!
~~Ace~~
This isn't right. It's a Sploosh midget, and it's wearing a pink dress with flowers!
The Rock then raises his mic to speak, still laughing at the midget wearing a pink dress with flowers. The midget also has a mic in his hand.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
(laughing) Wow, wow, wow. Calm down, Jabroni. Don't make The Rock come up there and whip that candy ass.
"JGH" then raises the mic to speak.
~~"JGH"~~
I'll tell you what I will do, Rock. I'm going to come down there, get my butt kicked, and then stick this mic up my butt after the show to pleasure myself!
The crowd boo, but some laughs are heard. The Rock and Moderator then lean over in stitches with laughter.[/i]
~~Ace~~
Oh, come on. This makes me sick.
~~Ross~~
(laughing) What are you talking about? This is freaking hilarious!
The Rock then raises his mic to speak, still laughing, as the crowd continue to boo.
~~The Rock~~
(laughing) Okay... okay... take his candy ass to the back!
The police then storm up the ramp and grab "JGH", who tries to run away. They then escort him backstage, leaving The Rock and Moderator laughing and the crowd booing and jeering.
~~Ross~~
Wow, the police really struggled to get JGH under control!
Suddenly the crowd begin to cheer as a massive lorry drives on the top of the ramp from the backstage area, right after every single police man had left the area. The Rock and Moderator look on with interest as it does so. The lorry then backs up and parks right in front of the titantron, blocking anyone from entering or leaving. The Rock and Moderator then frantically look towards each other and yell at one another as out steps...[/i]
~~Ace~~
The real JGH!
The crowd give a huge pop as JGH steps out of the lorry with a serious look on his face as he gazes towards The Rock and Moderator. JGH then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. As he does so, The Rock lunges at him, only for JGH to pull down on the top rope and send The Rock crashing to the outside. The crowd cheer loudly as he does so.[/i]
~~Ross~~
What is JGH doing? This is The Rock Appreciation Night, Sploosh it!
JGH then sharply turns his head towards Moderator, who extends both his arms, trying to calm JGH down. The crowd are now cheering insanely. This desperate attempt to calm JGH down doesn't work, however, as JGH lunges at Moderator and kicks him in the gut before nailing him with The Highlight Reel, leaving the crowd cheering at an insane level.[/i]
~~Ace~~
This crowd are going insane for JGH!
The Rock then slides into the ring with a steel chair. JGH rolls out, snatches a random member of staff's mic and jumps over the guard rail and into the cheering crowd. JGH then looks at The Rock, who is holding a steel chair in one hand and his head with the other, and points to the fallen Moderator while saying...[/i]
~~JGH~~
That's what I'm going to do to you at 'Reprisal', Rock-a-Jabroni!
The Rock then begins to trash talk towards JGH, who is now right in the middle of the crowd.[/i]
~~Ross~~
JGH just ruined Rock Appreciation Night and attacked our owner!
The crowd cheer loudly and the fans near JGH begin to tap him on the back in support. The camera then focuses on a fallen Moderator, then at an enraged Rock and then towards JGH, who smiles on with satisfaction. The 'Generation Next' logo then appears on the screen before the show goes off the air.
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