Post by thegame on May 15, 2008 11:26:33 GMT -5
(The scene opens as you see the fans sitting around the arena. Suddenly, unfamiliar music hits and it's none other than Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" The fans watch the entrance area as an even more unfamiliar face comes walking through the curtain. He makes his way to the ring, mostly ignoring fans his first time out here. There are a few fans with "Diamond" signs that he stops and laughs at. The man slides into the ring and is handed a mic. The fans, already pretty quiet, sit in their seats as the music fades.)
Man:
I'm willing to bet that all of you are asking each other who I am. Who am I? Who else could I be other than Jake Andrews.....The Solution! But, what is the problmem?! The problem is this place being infested with morons. Infested with idiots and jackasses. And that goes for the wrestlers backstage too!
(The fans begin to catch onto this guy and start to boo him pretty loudly as he gives off a thingyy grin.)
"The Solution" Jake Andrews:
Seriously people. Look at who is standing around in this arena. Absolute garbage like Shaggy 2 Dope, Breezy Whoever he is, "Diamond" and some hooker running around like she has slept with everyone...and she probably has! Much like most of the so called Women in this crowd!
(This gets the fans riled up even more as Jake Andrews paces in the ring for a few seconds. He looks around the arena at the angry fans and continues.)
"The Solution" Jake Andrews:
I heard Diamond out here talking about some tribal D-Bag...Kabooki...Kamuchi...Kamakazi..WannaMakeMePukey. This place is diseased with sub par talent, sub par fans and sub par owners. Jake Andrews is the ONLY Solution the EWA has for success and talent. Cause it's sure lacking right now!
(The fans get almost deafening with jeers as Jake Andrews reaches into the pocket of his pants and pulls out his wallet.)
"The Solution" Jake Andrews:
I don't know how you guys can hate someone who will solve the problems around here. In Fact, I'll prove it to all of you. Here's the problem.... you all want to have a piece of me right now. You want to take a swing at this face....and I'll tell you the solution to it. DO IT! I'm willing to bet the $100 in my wallet that a hand picked member of the crowd cannot knock me off my feet.
(Fans begin to cheer and raise their hands. Jake Andrews points to one. Security helps this kid over the barrier and he climbs into the ring. Jake Andrews grins at the kid who is easily 50lbs smaller and 6 inches shorter. Jake Andrews doesn't even give him a chance. He grabs the fans and lifts him up high over his head. he then tosses the fan out into the crowd where Security manages to catch him. The fans are now deafening as Jake Andrews grins.)
"The Solution" Jake Andrews:
That's Pathetic. I pick the one person who looked like he'd give me a challenge and it was a joke. Much like all of you and much like the so called wrestlers that are standing backstage.
(Someone has had enough as their music hits and they make their way out to confront "The Solution" Jake Andrews)
Man:
I'm willing to bet that all of you are asking each other who I am. Who am I? Who else could I be other than Jake Andrews.....The Solution! But, what is the problmem?! The problem is this place being infested with morons. Infested with idiots and jackasses. And that goes for the wrestlers backstage too!
(The fans begin to catch onto this guy and start to boo him pretty loudly as he gives off a thingyy grin.)
"The Solution" Jake Andrews:
Seriously people. Look at who is standing around in this arena. Absolute garbage like Shaggy 2 Dope, Breezy Whoever he is, "Diamond" and some hooker running around like she has slept with everyone...and she probably has! Much like most of the so called Women in this crowd!
(This gets the fans riled up even more as Jake Andrews paces in the ring for a few seconds. He looks around the arena at the angry fans and continues.)
"The Solution" Jake Andrews:
I heard Diamond out here talking about some tribal D-Bag...Kabooki...Kamuchi...Kamakazi..WannaMakeMePukey. This place is diseased with sub par talent, sub par fans and sub par owners. Jake Andrews is the ONLY Solution the EWA has for success and talent. Cause it's sure lacking right now!
(The fans get almost deafening with jeers as Jake Andrews reaches into the pocket of his pants and pulls out his wallet.)
"The Solution" Jake Andrews:
I don't know how you guys can hate someone who will solve the problems around here. In Fact, I'll prove it to all of you. Here's the problem.... you all want to have a piece of me right now. You want to take a swing at this face....and I'll tell you the solution to it. DO IT! I'm willing to bet the $100 in my wallet that a hand picked member of the crowd cannot knock me off my feet.
(Fans begin to cheer and raise their hands. Jake Andrews points to one. Security helps this kid over the barrier and he climbs into the ring. Jake Andrews grins at the kid who is easily 50lbs smaller and 6 inches shorter. Jake Andrews doesn't even give him a chance. He grabs the fans and lifts him up high over his head. he then tosses the fan out into the crowd where Security manages to catch him. The fans are now deafening as Jake Andrews grins.)
"The Solution" Jake Andrews:
That's Pathetic. I pick the one person who looked like he'd give me a challenge and it was a joke. Much like all of you and much like the so called wrestlers that are standing backstage.
(Someone has had enough as their music hits and they make their way out to confront "The Solution" Jake Andrews)