Post by THE Brian Kendrick on May 7, 2008 8:58:55 GMT -5
After the commercial break, Brezzy, back in his original form, is standing in the center of the ring, with a microphone at hand.
Brezzy: Ah. It feels so good to be back!
Brezzy takes a moment to suck up the admiration from the crowd.
Ace: Well, Brezzy's back. He suffered many horrible and humiliating defeats and attacks. He was humiliated all the world over by the women of EWA. But there he is. Standing proudly in the ring. Triumphantly. He overcame the odds, defeating an opponent with a 200 pound weight advantage in an "I Quit" match, and now he's back in his original form. Welcome back to the Heavyweight division Brezzy!!
Ross: Although it was a pretty controversal victory, Brezzy still managed to pull it off. But now we're 1 diva short! Kandy Kaylee said the words "I Quit", and now she has no job! What's she gonna do with her life now!?
Ace: Well from what I've heard she has gone back to her old career as a Swimsuit Model for the local magazine in Miami. I think she'll be fine.
Brezzy: Now, I've learnt a valuable lesson through all of this. And now I've grown a greater amount of respect for the women in the entire wrestling industry!
The women in the crowd cheer.
Brezzy: And after my experience, I now know how hard life is as a Diva. It's not as easy as everyone else thinks it is. Do you not know how hard it is to look pretty every single day of the week? Do you not know how hard it is to let other people dress you up? Do you not know how hard it is to pose in front of a big camera, in nothing but your underwear, in a room full of people, knowing that those photographs are going to be uploaded onto the internet for the entire world to see!? Not to mention, how tough the women in wrestling really are.
Brezzy: I mean I must admit. I've wrestled alot of women over the past couple of weeks. And I must admit, if the entire EWA roster were all women, rather than seeing Mr.P, P4, JGH & Sycho Sam as the dominants, we'd see Kandy Kaylee, Raven & Torrie Duggan competing for the World Championship!!
Laughter from the fans.
Brezzy: I mean I can tell you, first hand, that Raven knows how to hit someone! Her Powerbombs knocked me out cold!! But if there's one person who I have to show my respects for is Kandy Kaylee Michelle.
The crowd cheers loudly.
Brezzy: I mean if it wasn't for her, I would have done something over the top. Something that I would have regretted later to the Diva's division here in EWA. And if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have had this extrodinary experience, and for that, I Thank You Kaylee. But now I feel ashamed that I put you out of your favourite job. So. If Kandy Kaylee is watching. If Kandy Kaylee is listening from the back. Listening from her lockerroom, please Kaylee. Let me show my appreciation for what you done personally!
The crowd cheer slightly and appear eager for the response.
TBC Kandy or Anyone else who wants to start a fued or something or nothing.
Brezzy: Ah. It feels so good to be back!
Brezzy takes a moment to suck up the admiration from the crowd.
Ace: Well, Brezzy's back. He suffered many horrible and humiliating defeats and attacks. He was humiliated all the world over by the women of EWA. But there he is. Standing proudly in the ring. Triumphantly. He overcame the odds, defeating an opponent with a 200 pound weight advantage in an "I Quit" match, and now he's back in his original form. Welcome back to the Heavyweight division Brezzy!!
Ross: Although it was a pretty controversal victory, Brezzy still managed to pull it off. But now we're 1 diva short! Kandy Kaylee said the words "I Quit", and now she has no job! What's she gonna do with her life now!?
Ace: Well from what I've heard she has gone back to her old career as a Swimsuit Model for the local magazine in Miami. I think she'll be fine.
Brezzy: Now, I've learnt a valuable lesson through all of this. And now I've grown a greater amount of respect for the women in the entire wrestling industry!
The women in the crowd cheer.
Brezzy: And after my experience, I now know how hard life is as a Diva. It's not as easy as everyone else thinks it is. Do you not know how hard it is to look pretty every single day of the week? Do you not know how hard it is to let other people dress you up? Do you not know how hard it is to pose in front of a big camera, in nothing but your underwear, in a room full of people, knowing that those photographs are going to be uploaded onto the internet for the entire world to see!? Not to mention, how tough the women in wrestling really are.
Brezzy: I mean I must admit. I've wrestled alot of women over the past couple of weeks. And I must admit, if the entire EWA roster were all women, rather than seeing Mr.P, P4, JGH & Sycho Sam as the dominants, we'd see Kandy Kaylee, Raven & Torrie Duggan competing for the World Championship!!
Laughter from the fans.
Brezzy: I mean I can tell you, first hand, that Raven knows how to hit someone! Her Powerbombs knocked me out cold!! But if there's one person who I have to show my respects for is Kandy Kaylee Michelle.
The crowd cheers loudly.
Brezzy: I mean if it wasn't for her, I would have done something over the top. Something that I would have regretted later to the Diva's division here in EWA. And if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have had this extrodinary experience, and for that, I Thank You Kaylee. But now I feel ashamed that I put you out of your favourite job. So. If Kandy Kaylee is watching. If Kandy Kaylee is listening from the back. Listening from her lockerroom, please Kaylee. Let me show my appreciation for what you done personally!
The crowd cheer slightly and appear eager for the response.
TBC Kandy or Anyone else who wants to start a fued or something or nothing.
