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Post by william321 on Mar 23, 2008 20:05:06 GMT -5
Ace:Well they told us Johnny would be here to cut a promo.
Johnny:Hey everyone look to the titantron.
Johnny is on the titantron live from an insane asylum, while wearing a straight jacket & one of the persons that works there is holding the microphone for Johnny.
Johnny:Hello everone, do you remember Sycho Sam.
Fan:Sycho Sam, Sycho Sam, Sycho Sam!!!
Johnny:yes, yes go suck Sam's ****, he sucks i beat his *** repeatedly, yet here i am in DWF, well i bet your wondering why am i in a insane asylum.
Fans:No.
Johnny:Well when i was told i'm still in DWF i lost my Inter-Transversal championship & i was given a dark match at Cyber Kinetics.
Fans:Shut the **** up, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap!!!
Johnny:Well i had a nervous breakdown & i was close to going on a rampage attacking anyone in sight, so they called 911 so i had to go to the insane asylum.
Ross:I knew this would one day happen.
Johnny:I'm sure right now Ross made a smart *** remark so i took his taped soap operas & taped this promo over it.
Ross:You son of a...
Ace:i didn't know you were into that.
Johnny:Well see you at the next DWF show.
TBC Sam
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Post by hassanumer999 on Mar 25, 2008 14:37:43 GMT -5
Just then Sycho Sam, enters the ring smiling. No music is played, Sam is just wearing a leather jacket and black shades. As he enters the ring, he grabs a mic.
:Sam:
Well, look-ey here. The Emo Freak Show, no, wait. It's JOHNNY ENMITY now. Well, Johnny Enmity has finally got a mental breakdown.
Sam laughs to himself slightly before continuing.
:Sam:
Johnny, I've been better than you at EVERY GOD D*MN THING. Like back in wrestling school, you could'nt even do a f*cking SUPLEX properly. A SUPLEX, which is the easiest move in the book. It took you two years to graduate from the wrestling school we went to in Philedelphia, TWO YEARS!! And me? I graduated in 3 months, Johnny. THREE MONTHS. And even though you were six years younger than me, you still could'nt use your age as an advantage, I mean, you could'nt even run without tripping on your shoelaces!
:Ace:
Sam is'nt too good at making us laugh. I dont see anything funny with what he's saying.
Johnny is looking through the camera at Sam with venomous eyes, but before he can say something, Sam continues.
:Sam:
And when Sycho Sam came to DWF to re assert himself in the wrestling world, he finds little old Johnny Enmity once again. This time though, things would be different. I never managed to defeat Johnny Enmity in DWF. For once in his life, Johnny was better than me. Johnny, was better than the guy who bullied him in wrestling school. And Johnny, I guess he was just ecstatic was'nt he?
Sam pulls back his hair and takes off his shades, and holds them in his left hand, while Johnny looks on in disgust.
:Sam:
Then, yours truly graduated from DWF. And it was the icing on the cake for me. Because Johnny DID'NT graduate. And so we come to this. Johnny. . . . I challenge you, at Allied Ritual. I want to humiliate you once more. I want to defeat the only person that I never defeated one on one in DWF.
Sam then looks towards the titantron, straight towards Johnny.
:Sam:
So, Johnny, instead of venting your anger in a Mental Asylum, why don't you face the Hardcore Headbanger instead?
Sam moves back and waits for an answer |
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Post by william321 on Mar 25, 2008 14:57:36 GMT -5
Johnny looks at the camera man.
Johnny:Is this mother****** for real? Sammy Sammy Sam, if i remember right i went to that wrestling school taught you how to wrestle.
Sam makes an embarassed face.
Sam:He's lying I swear.
Johnny:Come remember the teacher he said Johnny you are the second human suplex machine, remember your training match? ROLL THAT FOOTAGE!!!
another video plays on the titantron of a young Sycho Sam wrestling a midget, the Midget has Sam in an ankle lock & Sam taps out. Johnny is back on the titantron.
Johnny:See Sam you got owned you only bullied me cause you were jealous sure the teacher didn't like me cause i never wore tights or wrestling boots. But i kicked your *** repeatedly. i mean sure i didn't graduate because i'm too violent but hey i at least i didn't tap out to a midget.
Ace:That was Sam?
Sam:I told you to never show that video.
Johnny:What's the matter Samantha are you going to cry, maybe you should go to McDonald's get yourself a wahburger & some french cries.
Sam:Shut up.
Johnny:Sure you & me at the next Pay Per View, & if i win then Sorry About Your D*mn Luck!!!
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Post by Mr. P on Mar 25, 2008 15:45:17 GMT -5
ooc: I like Joe Dirt too
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