Post by Dusk on Mar 22, 2008 15:01:26 GMT -5
Maria is backstage with a mic and the camera focusing on her.(Der) just before she starts to speak, IceKid passes by her.
Maria
Ohp! IceKid, can I have a few minutes with you?
IceKid
You're not asking after the show is over anymore, you're going to start misleading the people into thinking . . . Yes! Of course.
Maria
Cool! Get it? Cause . . .
IceKid
Yea, I got it.
Maria
So, at Cyber Kinetics you were crowned Number One Contender for the United Title, are you happy?
IceKid
Well first off, I wasn't "Crowned" Number One Contender for that title, I did it by laying out a man past the count of ten. The so-called Legend Killer who got smashed by The Legend. I'm still living, and the legacy continues as I take that United Title and flaunt it. But I give it to Tenney, an entire month proving to me he can beat me with a buddy at his side and an enemy on mine . . . but truth be told, I've got more respect for the guy. And Tenney, if you're watching . . . "I'd gladly give you dabs anyday."
Maria
I feel that homie.
IceKid
? ? ?
Maria
So, Kimbodo cashed in his Money in the Bank opportunity and defeated Flyer the same night he won it at Cyber Kinetics. Knowing this, does it make you feel on edge facing Kimbodo for the title?
IceKid
Face who?
Maria
Kimbodo.
IceKid
. . . I'm sorry, again? I totally missed that.
Maria
Kimbodo.
IceKid
? ? ? . . . Who the f#ck is that?!
Maria
EWA's United Champion . . . he beat Flyer on Sunday, remember?
IceKid
Oh yeaaa, that Hawian guy.
Maria
Actually . . .
IceKid
Well, to Flyer: If you need a shoulder to cry on, P4's back so he'll know what you're talking about. But Kimbozo, his Kimbody, and his Kimbanking is already a Kimburden in my Kimbooty.
Maria
He's "The Submission Master" he choked Flyer for that very title. Do you think he'll potentially do the same to you?
IceKid
I've had a "Submission Master" try to choke me out before, do you know what happened? Well he doesn't, the guy blacked out as his hand was playing pitty pat with the mat. I don't give a rats ass, a monkeys ass, a giraffes ass, your ass anyday to some Hawian who won a title for beatin Flyer. Wait, Flyer beat Mr.P? Now THAT's impressive. Actually, no, Mr.P's been off for some time now . . .
Maria
IceKid?
IceKid
Right, point is, I've beaten guys like Kimberly.
Maria
Kimbodo
IceKid
No thanks, I hate Yoga. And I've beaten guys bigger than him, smaller than him, and overall better than him.
Maria
Well in tonight's Main Event, you are tagging with Virus against the "Submission Masters" Kimbodo and Maverick. You're thoughts?
IceKid
Maverick, thaaaaat's the guy! Man, he's really let himself go since that 9 and 0 streak.
Maria
That was almost an entire year ago . . .
IceKid
Hence why he sucks so much now a days.
Maria
But he was EWA United Champion before and did make Virus tap out, who also was a former EWA United Champion.
IceKid
What the hell, where was I when these things happened? I don't remember any of this.
Maria
Well their reigns were . . .
IceKid
Oh, I gotcha. . . What was the question again?
Maria
Your thoughts on the Main Event . . .
IceKid
Right. Well I'm cool, Virus' ok, Maverick sucks, and that Hawian guy should kill himself for being so d@mn Kimboring. That's my two cents, see ya.
IceKid walks out of the camera's view and the screen fades . . .
Maria
Ohp! IceKid, can I have a few minutes with you?
IceKid
You're not asking after the show is over anymore, you're going to start misleading the people into thinking . . . Yes! Of course.
Maria
Cool! Get it? Cause . . .
IceKid
Yea, I got it.
Maria
So, at Cyber Kinetics you were crowned Number One Contender for the United Title, are you happy?
IceKid
Well first off, I wasn't "Crowned" Number One Contender for that title, I did it by laying out a man past the count of ten. The so-called Legend Killer who got smashed by The Legend. I'm still living, and the legacy continues as I take that United Title and flaunt it. But I give it to Tenney, an entire month proving to me he can beat me with a buddy at his side and an enemy on mine . . . but truth be told, I've got more respect for the guy. And Tenney, if you're watching . . . "I'd gladly give you dabs anyday."
Maria
I feel that homie.
IceKid
? ? ?
Maria
So, Kimbodo cashed in his Money in the Bank opportunity and defeated Flyer the same night he won it at Cyber Kinetics. Knowing this, does it make you feel on edge facing Kimbodo for the title?
IceKid
Face who?
Maria
Kimbodo.
IceKid
. . . I'm sorry, again? I totally missed that.
Maria
Kimbodo.
IceKid
? ? ? . . . Who the f#ck is that?!
Maria
EWA's United Champion . . . he beat Flyer on Sunday, remember?
IceKid
Oh yeaaa, that Hawian guy.
Maria
Actually . . .
IceKid
Well, to Flyer: If you need a shoulder to cry on, P4's back so he'll know what you're talking about. But Kimbozo, his Kimbody, and his Kimbanking is already a Kimburden in my Kimbooty.
Maria
He's "The Submission Master" he choked Flyer for that very title. Do you think he'll potentially do the same to you?
IceKid
I've had a "Submission Master" try to choke me out before, do you know what happened? Well he doesn't, the guy blacked out as his hand was playing pitty pat with the mat. I don't give a rats ass, a monkeys ass, a giraffes ass, your ass anyday to some Hawian who won a title for beatin Flyer. Wait, Flyer beat Mr.P? Now THAT's impressive. Actually, no, Mr.P's been off for some time now . . .
Maria
IceKid?
IceKid
Right, point is, I've beaten guys like Kimberly.
Maria
Kimbodo
IceKid
No thanks, I hate Yoga. And I've beaten guys bigger than him, smaller than him, and overall better than him.
Maria
Well in tonight's Main Event, you are tagging with Virus against the "Submission Masters" Kimbodo and Maverick. You're thoughts?
IceKid
Maverick, thaaaaat's the guy! Man, he's really let himself go since that 9 and 0 streak.
Maria
That was almost an entire year ago . . .
IceKid
Hence why he sucks so much now a days.
Maria
But he was EWA United Champion before and did make Virus tap out, who also was a former EWA United Champion.
IceKid
What the hell, where was I when these things happened? I don't remember any of this.
Maria
Well their reigns were . . .
IceKid
Oh, I gotcha. . . What was the question again?
Maria
Your thoughts on the Main Event . . .
IceKid
Right. Well I'm cool, Virus' ok, Maverick sucks, and that Hawian guy should kill himself for being so d@mn Kimboring. That's my two cents, see ya.
IceKid walks out of the camera's view and the screen fades . . .
