Post by THE Brian Kendrick on Feb 28, 2008 6:34:59 GMT -5
Brezzy is sitting in his apartment (away from everyone else (at least that's what they think)) with Maria Stalls for an interview about the events leading up to Cyber-Kinetics.
Maria: First of all thank you for letting us into your apartment here in downtown Raleigh Brezzy.
Brezzy: No problem toots.
Maria: Okay first question. When did these "messages" start?
Brezzy: Well okay it all started on the internet. I was on myspace. This was when I was going through a depressive stage before I moved to America. I posted a blog, pleading for help. No one replied except for this one person. The profile was kept private so I didn't know anything about the person - not even the name or gender! It was a real help. We continued to message each other, even though we never added each other as friends. Finally I came to America to join with the EWA. It turned out that the person was of EWA alumni, & offered to help. It got to a point in which we exchanged phone numbers. The person never replied any of my messages, or answered my calls. Until recently I got a thought that this person could be a stalker. And well, you know the rest.
Maria: A bit of a story there. And we can all say that that person is Kaylee Michelle right?
Brezzy: Yes that's right.
Maria: She kept her profile private from you. But did you do the same to her?
Brezzy: Well...umm...no I didn't. Of course she did always used to call me a "she". I don't know why. I wasn't posing or anything! She knew my name was Brezzy, & that I was going to the EWA. What more do you need to know!?
Maria: Calm down Brez. I'm sure lots of us done the same.
A brief awkward silence from the two.
Brezzy: But I didn't keep my profile private. I know that much.
Maria: But what do you think angered Kandy Kaylee so much?
Brezzy: I dunno. Well, she finally got to see a picture of me, & she stopped talking. And just recently, I started receiving threat messages from an anonymous person. So recently I called that person out.
Maria: What were you expecting when you called her out?
Brezzy: I dunno. I expected someone from the EWA roster that I may have incidently ticked off, but I never expected an actual Diva to turn up! And I did not expect Her to be the person I spoke to so much!
Maria: What was going through your mind when she stepped through that curtain?
Brezzy: Relief. I expected a huge bloke with big muscles & a look that could burn a hole through someone, but when Kaylee revealed herself, I had to hold myself from laughing.
Maria: But that feeling didn't last very long after she challenged you right?
Brezzy: Well, I was a tad confused, especially when Joseph Black came out making matches for me to compete in. I was a little confused about what wass going on. But now I'm okay with it.
Maria: Why's that?
Brezzy: Look at it this way - She's a Woman. I'm a Man. Now, which one do you think is the strongest?
Maria: Umm...well I know men a genetically stronger but...
Brezzy: Exactly! Kaylee doesn't stand a chance! And what are these matches she's challenged me too? All I have to do is throw her into a pool of mud? Or pin her while she's wearing a Bikini!? I'm actually looking forward to this match!
Maria: But she has a Magic Wand!
Brezzy: So...?
Maria: She has the power to change herself into a man, 3 times bigger than you!! She can alter her height, weight, muscle span!
Brezzy: And?
Maria: She can also turn YOU into a Woman! And alter YOUR appearance!
Another brief awkward silence
Brezzy: Yeah right! I believe that! If she can do such a thing, why don't she turn me into a woman right now!? And even if she could, she won't even be able to catch me! I may be bigger, but I'm also quicker! I DARE HER TO TURN ME INTO A WOMAN BEFORE CYBER-KINETIC! She won't even need to change me back until I kick her ass at the PPV.
Maria: Are you calm yet?
Brezzy: Yeah I think I am now.
Maria: Okay another question. You two are gonna have a diva's match. Whether you like it or not, you'll have to be turned into a woman sometime.
Brezzy: What's the question?
Maria: I've faced Kandy Kaylee in the past. She beat me. She is a tough cookie. Do you honestly think that you can beat a tough cookie like her?
Brezzy: Are you kidding!? I oughta smack you right now! But I won't. To answer your question, of course I'm gonna win! Why? Because that's how good I am. I can beat Icekid in a Dome of Destruction match, I can beat Jamez Hardy in a TLC match, I can beat Big J in an Arm Wrestling match! I'm that good!
Maria: Going into this match, you're gonna feel all new kinds of pain. Do you think you're up for the challenge?
Brezzy: You're just repeating yourself now. Kaylee can do all the things she can think of. Because if I'm gonna be a woman (which I won't!) there's no restricting me from delivering the same type of damage to her.
Maria: Okay. But it does look like she's getting into your head. You need to keep focus on the following tasks at hand before your match at CK.
Brezzy: I know. But it won't be a difficult task for me. I can do 2 things at once!
Maria: So you can multi task? Hmm. Maybe being a woman will be a perfect fit for you.
Brezzy: WHAT!? What did you just say? How dare you!
Maria: Wow. I can see why Kaylee challenged you. What an arrogant brat! I'd kick your ass if I could!!
Brezzy: But you can't. Just like Kandy Kaylee, you're nothing but a little girl!
Maria: This isn't over! When Kaylee's done with you, I'm gonna...
Brezzy: What? What are you gonna do? Who says Kaylee's gonna be done with me? She's gonna wish she never came back! And asked for you, you better leave before I make you wish you'd never been born!!!
Maria stands up & looks at Brezzy in disgust. She then storms out, but not without flipping the bird at him. Brezzy then sits back & sighs.
Brezzy: Ah. It's good to be the man!
EOT
Maria: First of all thank you for letting us into your apartment here in downtown Raleigh Brezzy.
Brezzy: No problem toots.
Maria: Okay first question. When did these "messages" start?
Brezzy: Well okay it all started on the internet. I was on myspace. This was when I was going through a depressive stage before I moved to America. I posted a blog, pleading for help. No one replied except for this one person. The profile was kept private so I didn't know anything about the person - not even the name or gender! It was a real help. We continued to message each other, even though we never added each other as friends. Finally I came to America to join with the EWA. It turned out that the person was of EWA alumni, & offered to help. It got to a point in which we exchanged phone numbers. The person never replied any of my messages, or answered my calls. Until recently I got a thought that this person could be a stalker. And well, you know the rest.
Maria: A bit of a story there. And we can all say that that person is Kaylee Michelle right?
Brezzy: Yes that's right.
Maria: She kept her profile private from you. But did you do the same to her?
Brezzy: Well...umm...no I didn't. Of course she did always used to call me a "she". I don't know why. I wasn't posing or anything! She knew my name was Brezzy, & that I was going to the EWA. What more do you need to know!?
Maria: Calm down Brez. I'm sure lots of us done the same.
A brief awkward silence from the two.
Brezzy: But I didn't keep my profile private. I know that much.
Maria: But what do you think angered Kandy Kaylee so much?
Brezzy: I dunno. Well, she finally got to see a picture of me, & she stopped talking. And just recently, I started receiving threat messages from an anonymous person. So recently I called that person out.
Maria: What were you expecting when you called her out?
Brezzy: I dunno. I expected someone from the EWA roster that I may have incidently ticked off, but I never expected an actual Diva to turn up! And I did not expect Her to be the person I spoke to so much!
Maria: What was going through your mind when she stepped through that curtain?
Brezzy: Relief. I expected a huge bloke with big muscles & a look that could burn a hole through someone, but when Kaylee revealed herself, I had to hold myself from laughing.
Maria: But that feeling didn't last very long after she challenged you right?
Brezzy: Well, I was a tad confused, especially when Joseph Black came out making matches for me to compete in. I was a little confused about what wass going on. But now I'm okay with it.
Maria: Why's that?
Brezzy: Look at it this way - She's a Woman. I'm a Man. Now, which one do you think is the strongest?
Maria: Umm...well I know men a genetically stronger but...
Brezzy: Exactly! Kaylee doesn't stand a chance! And what are these matches she's challenged me too? All I have to do is throw her into a pool of mud? Or pin her while she's wearing a Bikini!? I'm actually looking forward to this match!
Maria: But she has a Magic Wand!
Brezzy: So...?
Maria: She has the power to change herself into a man, 3 times bigger than you!! She can alter her height, weight, muscle span!
Brezzy: And?
Maria: She can also turn YOU into a Woman! And alter YOUR appearance!
Another brief awkward silence
Brezzy: Yeah right! I believe that! If she can do such a thing, why don't she turn me into a woman right now!? And even if she could, she won't even be able to catch me! I may be bigger, but I'm also quicker! I DARE HER TO TURN ME INTO A WOMAN BEFORE CYBER-KINETIC! She won't even need to change me back until I kick her ass at the PPV.
Maria: Are you calm yet?
Brezzy: Yeah I think I am now.
Maria: Okay another question. You two are gonna have a diva's match. Whether you like it or not, you'll have to be turned into a woman sometime.
Brezzy: What's the question?
Maria: I've faced Kandy Kaylee in the past. She beat me. She is a tough cookie. Do you honestly think that you can beat a tough cookie like her?
Brezzy: Are you kidding!? I oughta smack you right now! But I won't. To answer your question, of course I'm gonna win! Why? Because that's how good I am. I can beat Icekid in a Dome of Destruction match, I can beat Jamez Hardy in a TLC match, I can beat Big J in an Arm Wrestling match! I'm that good!
Maria: Going into this match, you're gonna feel all new kinds of pain. Do you think you're up for the challenge?
Brezzy: You're just repeating yourself now. Kaylee can do all the things she can think of. Because if I'm gonna be a woman (which I won't!) there's no restricting me from delivering the same type of damage to her.
Maria: Okay. But it does look like she's getting into your head. You need to keep focus on the following tasks at hand before your match at CK.
Brezzy: I know. But it won't be a difficult task for me. I can do 2 things at once!
Maria: So you can multi task? Hmm. Maybe being a woman will be a perfect fit for you.
Brezzy: WHAT!? What did you just say? How dare you!
Maria: Wow. I can see why Kaylee challenged you. What an arrogant brat! I'd kick your ass if I could!!
Brezzy: But you can't. Just like Kandy Kaylee, you're nothing but a little girl!
Maria: This isn't over! When Kaylee's done with you, I'm gonna...
Brezzy: What? What are you gonna do? Who says Kaylee's gonna be done with me? She's gonna wish she never came back! And asked for you, you better leave before I make you wish you'd never been born!!!
Maria stands up & looks at Brezzy in disgust. She then storms out, but not without flipping the bird at him. Brezzy then sits back & sighs.
Brezzy: Ah. It's good to be the man!
EOT
