Sycho Sam's locker room

[hassanumer999]

Description: A crate full of beer cans in one corner, a whole army of heavy metal posters, 20 pizza boxes stacked in one corner, all empty and smell like fungus, and make sure you enter wearing a set of earplugs...... mere mortals cannot bear the sound of metal ;D

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Sycho Sam is sitting in his locker room, headbanging to megadeth's the conjuring, when an interviewer walks into his room

Sam: Hey, can't you knock??

Interviewer: Well, on the door it said dont bother knocking

Sam: So who are you?

Interviewer: I'm coming here to interview you about Mr.P's challenge.

Sam, who is drinking a can of beer, spits it out and says

Sam: Who the hell is Mr.P?

Interviewer: He's umm the United Heavyweight Champion

Sam: Hey, was'nt the United Heavyweight Champion that Emo guy?

Interviewer: No, the emo was the DWF champion

Sam: DWF, EWA, whats the difference?

Interviewer: Well actually DWF is a ...

Sam: Shut Up, cant you see i'm going on to EWA.com to see what this Mr.F said about me?

Interviewer: Actualy its Mr.P

Sam: That's what i said, Mr.P

Interveiwer: No, you said....

Sam: Shut up, im reading....... blah blah blah..... TAPIOKA DEATHMATCH.......blah blah blah..... CIBER KINETICS WARM UP

Interviewer: So, what do you have to say

Sam: normally, i woudnt have agreed to the challenge. But since he called the Taipei Death Match a TAPIOKA death match, I'll accept

Interviewer: Okay, thanks, Sir

Sam: Hey Hey Hey, I aint finished

Interviewer: okay, go on then

Sam: Of course, 99 percent of the fans are laughing their @sses of because im gonna face Mr.S and i'm obviosly gonna lose

Interviewer: Mr.P

Sam: How many times i'm gonna tell you, I SAID MR.P!!! okay now, Mr.P says that this will be a lesson to me and a warm up match to him, right? Well he doesnt know that Sycho Sam is prepared for every situation

Sam picks up his Kendo Stick

Sam: And, this match might just be the type of match i need to hone my skills prior to my match against redman at ciber kinetics. Now, you interviewer, get out, and you owe me a beer, i spit mine thanks to you

[bigj]

BIG J walks past the interviewer,and enters the Sycho Sam's lockerroom.Looking at him.

Sycho Sam:What the hell are you doing here.

BIG J:Well I heard of your match against Mr.P.So I'm here to ask if you would let me stand at ringside.In case Mr.P trys cheating.So what do you say?

TBC

[hassanumer999]

Sam takes out a cigarette and lights it, taking a good look at Big J's expression to see if he really means it.

"So let's see, you're 7 feet tall, thats almost as big as King Kong. And you've also got the athleticisim of a gazelle, and i guess the power of King Kong should come natutally to you."

Sam pauses and inhales deeply, obviously exxagerating the effect

"Dude, you're more than welcome to be my 'manager' in the match."

Sam grins

"But Mr.Y cheating? I dont think so, i mean he IS the United Heavyweight Champ, but just in case that Flyman and his little masked musketeer try to deprive me of a good *learning* experience, you're gonna come in real handy. Not to mention, this Kendo Stick"

Sam shakes Big J's hand as the scene fades