Post by Dusk on Feb 26, 2008 21:48:08 GMT -5
IceKid's sitting in a chair backstage with Maria Stalls, away from the loudness of the usual backstage area. This is the beginning of the Tuesday Night Show.
Maria
This is Maria Stalls, EWA interviewer, here with IceKid. Thanks for taking some time for this interview. So in the spirit of Cyber Kinetics, EWA.com asked viewers to send in questions to ask. Of course EWA officials selected a few that are on topic, so to the first one. "Hey IceKid, how does it feel to beat two of your three competitors and still be losing the polls? Do you think this win will cost Flyer his chances of becoming EWA United Champion?"-Jaime 16, from Miami, Florida. You know IceKid, I'm sure she meant-"
IceKid
Well Jaime, it feels great to take down the man beaten by Mr.P and his pawn at the same time. Cause then, if the three of us lose the poll, you can see me do it again. And when I do, you can be d*mn sure that when I point to camera with that finger stuck between my pointer and ring finger, it's a finger just for you. As for Flyer's chances of winning, who knows. Mr.What's-He-Called and Flyer's pimp I'm sure gave him some votes, but to tell you the truth, I'm cool with Flyer going for the title. Show America the third time they had a chance to vote for something greater, and f*cked up. So no, I don't think my win costed Flyer his chances, Flyer's lost costed him . . . Next question.
Maria
Ok um . . . Derek G. from Las Vegas, Nevada writes "I'm bummed Aragorn had to fall out of the race, I was sure he'd win the United Title Next. I think he still could have taken out the competition in that tag team match with injuries, what do you think?" . . . IceKid . .
IceKid
What I think is that if he managed to back out and stay away from action because he's afraid to get ass kicked to China, buy tickets for the both of us, and get on one of his knees cause the other one is "injured" so that I can personally hand it to him *deep breath* . . . then yes, he would have taken the competition on a small journey. I also think that you should sell those tickets, cause come March 23 I'm gonna be serching for a Derek G. And if you're lucky enough, you can sit next to Jaime in the back of my trunk. . .
Maria
Oh, ok, um, speaking of tag team, tonight you've got a tag team match against JGH and Tenney, who is Aragorn's replacement. And your partner will be the United Champ himself, Mr.P! Do you think your going to get along with Mr.P after this long lasting rivalry between you two?
IceKid
Rivalry? What do you mean rivalry? Nah, Mr.P and I have been cool since day one. Yeah sure a disagreement here, bucking heads there, but it's all business.
Maria
But when you refereed the Five Man Cell match you ended it by hitting Mr.P with an Ice Breaker?
IceKid
Like I said, business. My business of course . . .
Maria
Do you think he has your back in this match?
IceKid
Heeeell no! Mr.P's not as stupid as he looks, the guy's beaten me before . . . like . . . twice I think . . . I can't remember the second time, but I do remember the first. And it was for the same gold he's got on his shoulder right now. Then again, this might end up like the second time we faced when he had that same gold on his shoulder . . . hmm, or that time he had the I.T. title on his shoulder . . . or . . . the United States Title on his shoulder. Now I think I'm getting why he doesn't like me so much, but I do know Mr.P's been thinking about it. If he can't get Flyer to win the polls, you know he's going to make sure Tenney and I tear each other apart. That'll nickname all four options as Easy, Injured, Injured, Did it a month ago.
Maria
So you're confident in your match with Mr.P?
IceKid
Mr.P's the only guy I should be worried about. Are you kidding me, you want me to look out for Tenney and JGH? Hahahaha, JGH and I go back to the Bad Boyz days, you don't have to worry about the guy who buys the beer, trust me. And Tenney's "The Legend Killer" yeah, let me know when you finally start buddy.
TBC Anyone
Maria
This is Maria Stalls, EWA interviewer, here with IceKid. Thanks for taking some time for this interview. So in the spirit of Cyber Kinetics, EWA.com asked viewers to send in questions to ask. Of course EWA officials selected a few that are on topic, so to the first one. "Hey IceKid, how does it feel to beat two of your three competitors and still be losing the polls? Do you think this win will cost Flyer his chances of becoming EWA United Champion?"-Jaime 16, from Miami, Florida. You know IceKid, I'm sure she meant-"
IceKid
Well Jaime, it feels great to take down the man beaten by Mr.P and his pawn at the same time. Cause then, if the three of us lose the poll, you can see me do it again. And when I do, you can be d*mn sure that when I point to camera with that finger stuck between my pointer and ring finger, it's a finger just for you. As for Flyer's chances of winning, who knows. Mr.What's-He-Called and Flyer's pimp I'm sure gave him some votes, but to tell you the truth, I'm cool with Flyer going for the title. Show America the third time they had a chance to vote for something greater, and f*cked up. So no, I don't think my win costed Flyer his chances, Flyer's lost costed him . . . Next question.
Maria
Ok um . . . Derek G. from Las Vegas, Nevada writes "I'm bummed Aragorn had to fall out of the race, I was sure he'd win the United Title Next. I think he still could have taken out the competition in that tag team match with injuries, what do you think?" . . . IceKid . .
IceKid
What I think is that if he managed to back out and stay away from action because he's afraid to get ass kicked to China, buy tickets for the both of us, and get on one of his knees cause the other one is "injured" so that I can personally hand it to him *deep breath* . . . then yes, he would have taken the competition on a small journey. I also think that you should sell those tickets, cause come March 23 I'm gonna be serching for a Derek G. And if you're lucky enough, you can sit next to Jaime in the back of my trunk. . .
Maria
Oh, ok, um, speaking of tag team, tonight you've got a tag team match against JGH and Tenney, who is Aragorn's replacement. And your partner will be the United Champ himself, Mr.P! Do you think your going to get along with Mr.P after this long lasting rivalry between you two?
IceKid
Rivalry? What do you mean rivalry? Nah, Mr.P and I have been cool since day one. Yeah sure a disagreement here, bucking heads there, but it's all business.
Maria
But when you refereed the Five Man Cell match you ended it by hitting Mr.P with an Ice Breaker?
IceKid
Like I said, business. My business of course . . .
Maria
Do you think he has your back in this match?
IceKid
Heeeell no! Mr.P's not as stupid as he looks, the guy's beaten me before . . . like . . . twice I think . . . I can't remember the second time, but I do remember the first. And it was for the same gold he's got on his shoulder right now. Then again, this might end up like the second time we faced when he had that same gold on his shoulder . . . hmm, or that time he had the I.T. title on his shoulder . . . or . . . the United States Title on his shoulder. Now I think I'm getting why he doesn't like me so much, but I do know Mr.P's been thinking about it. If he can't get Flyer to win the polls, you know he's going to make sure Tenney and I tear each other apart. That'll nickname all four options as Easy, Injured, Injured, Did it a month ago.
Maria
So you're confident in your match with Mr.P?
IceKid
Mr.P's the only guy I should be worried about. Are you kidding me, you want me to look out for Tenney and JGH? Hahahaha, JGH and I go back to the Bad Boyz days, you don't have to worry about the guy who buys the beer, trust me. And Tenney's "The Legend Killer" yeah, let me know when you finally start buddy.
TBC Anyone