Post by ---> Click <--- on Jan 25, 2008 6:19:00 GMT -5
The story behind this is that I (Christian /w AJ) have a feud with The Rock. If I can beat him tonight (next thursday) I will be added to the Main Event of the next PPV (No Return). I am the evil, cheating mastermind heel and he is the People's Champ blah blah blah. Do you like it?
Once again Christian's entrance theme hits the soundsystem and the fans get louder as they boo the Instant Classic.
Jim Ross: Well, with all the disgust I feel when I think about this man I have to admit that I didn't thought he could defeat the Undertaker without AJ Styles and without any dirty moves. But he did it.
Jerry Lawler: And tonight he will defeat The Rock once again. And then... what the!?
Christian has appeared on the entrance ramp with AJ Styles but Styles wears The Rock's out of ring attire and The Rock's sunglasses. Christian smirks as he looks at Rocky Styles and goes on, walking down the ramp. AJ follows with his head up in the air and his right eyebrow raised all the time.
Jim Ross: Ohh come on, that's childish!
Jerry Lawler: Yes, absolutely great!
Christian and AJ slide in the ring and each take a mic from Michael Buffer. The music stops to play and both men grin as they listen to the crowd that chants: - YOU SUCK - YOU SUCK - YOU SUCK -
AJ slowly raises his mic and starts to talk in a voice that sounds slightly like The Rock's voice.
AJ Styles: FINALLY... The Rock has come back... to XCW!!!
AJ pauses for the dramatic effect but the fans only boo loudly again after AJ stole The Rock's catch phrase.
AJ Styles: Do you already smell what the pie stealing, drugs dealing, always cheating, wife beating People's ass-clown is cooking?
Suddenly Christian jumps away from Aj with a disgusted look on his face.
Christian Cage: Ohhhh!!! Hell, what did you eat today? Mexican bean pie?
AJ Styles: Hey, Jabroni, The Rock can fart where he wants because he talks in a weird way and that's why The Rock is better than you, Jabroni!
Christian Cage: Because you never learned how to speak?
AJ Styles: ....... Ex-Sploosh-actly! ....... Jabroni!
Christian Cage: Ok anyways, Rock, you told the world last week that I couldn't win a single match without cheating, right?
AJ Styles: Because it's the truth, you mother canucker.
Christian Cage: Ok let's see...
They both turn to the Titantron where a clip gets played in.
~ Titantron ~
Christian slowly gets to his feet, holding his back in pain. The Rock takes a few steps to the left to be in the right position when Christian turns around. Then Christian turns to The Rock and The Rock quickly gets under Christian’s arm and lays one arm across Christian’s chest. Christian realizes what happens and quickly hammers his elbow on The Rock’s shoulder until The Rock backs off. The Rock turns around to save his shoulder, turning his back to Christian Cage. Cage takes advantage and garbs both of The Rock’s arms. Christian then turns The Rock around into the Unprettier position. The fans half cheer and half boo as Christian let’s himself fall, slamming The Rock’s face on the mat.
Jim Ross: UNPRETTIER!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!
Christian rolls The Rock over and hooks one leg. The referee quickly slides next to them and starts to count as he claps on the mat.
Jerry Lawler: ONE… TWO… THREE!!!
~ Titantron ~
Christian Cage: I didn't saw any cheating there.
AJ Styles: Uhm.... but... that doesn't mean that The Rock has thought of all that to make you look bad....... (In a lowered voice) dammit!
Christian Cage: Let's take ANY other match in which I fought... let's say last week.
~ Titantron ~
The Undertaker looks at his opponent for a second but then he raises his arm and puts one thumb on his throat. Then he shows the "Cut Throat" taunt which bring the crowd to do another loud cheer for the deadman and against Christian Cage. The Undertaker bends over Christian to take him up for the Tombstone Piledriver but Christian swings one arm over him and rolls him up for a cover.
1
2
3!!!
Christian rolls off the Undertaker and out of the ring quickly as Taker jumps to his feet and looks in a mix of shock and anger at Christian who looks nearly as shocked at the Undertaker. Then Christian's music hits and the fans boo loudly as Christian has won the match.
~ Titantron ~
Christian Cage: There you see it! You can look in any match that I fought and you will see that I won them all fair and square!
Jim Ross: Hell, he picked the only two in which he was not cheating!
Jerry Lawler: Psht! I want to hear what else they've got to say.
Christian Cage: So... Rock, now you have to admit that I am better than you and that you lied about me just to get the crowd on your side.
AJ Styles: But... but The Rock is.... Jabroni!....
Now AJ acts as if he would cry and he falls to his knees.
AJ Styles: ..... I just wanted to wrestle again.... and I need money......... my movies are crap and no one watches them.......... now I have to make porn movies to earn money.... GAY PORN MOVIES!!! ......... I only want to be rich again...... please Christian.... PLEASE let me win our match so I can defeat Bishoff's opponent and don't have to show The Rock's stroodle to other men anymore!!!
The crowd boos very loud now and not a single one of them laughs. Except Christian. He laughs loudly about AJ's actor talent and holds his stomach.
Jim Ross: This is not funny at all! Cage behaves like an idiot in there and so does Styles.
Christian Cage: Ok Ok... hahaha.... I see your point but I just cannot lose tonight. But I will make it quick and maybe I...
If ya Smeeeellllllllllllll... what The Rock... is cooking!!!
The fans explode in cheers as The Rock storms down the ramp with a mic in hand. Christian quickly rolls out of the ring but AJ was not fast enough. The Rock kicks him in the gut and the hits the Rock Bottom which gives another pop by the fans. The Rock jumps up and focuses Christian with his eyes. Christian quickly walked to the ramp where he stands now with a worried look to AJ Styles.
The Rock: What in the blue hell was that? Was that meant to be funny? The Rock didn't laugh and neither did those people that The Rock calls his fans! This has gone way too long but The Rock couldn't come out immediately because he had to go to the toilette and throw up after the first few lines that AJ Styles farted out!
The crowd laughs about The Rock's comments which makes Christian even angrier.
The Rock: Now, Jabroni, stop looking at the Great One like he was your momma in her lingerie and tell the world what a match you want to fight The Rock in.
With that The Rock throws the mic at Christian who catches it quickly.
Christian Cage: You know, Rock... I am sick of you! You were just lucky at Winter Wasteland and tonight Christian Cage will put another win to his record because the match you and I are going to fight in will be.... a Steel Cage match!
The crowd cheers in excitement as this huge Main Event gets announced. The Rock looks up to the roof and the camera follows his look. There it is, a 15 foot high Steel Cage, ready to be used in the Main Event.
Christian Cage: Let's see if your mic-skills can help you out of this match, Jabroni!
Christian's music hits and Christian heads backstage while The Rock still looks at the cage above him. AJ Styles lays still out to is feet.
Jim Ross: A Steel Cage match between the two most heated rivals in XCW so far! This is going to one hell of a Slobberknocker for sure!
Once again Christian's entrance theme hits the soundsystem and the fans get louder as they boo the Instant Classic.
Jim Ross: Well, with all the disgust I feel when I think about this man I have to admit that I didn't thought he could defeat the Undertaker without AJ Styles and without any dirty moves. But he did it.
Jerry Lawler: And tonight he will defeat The Rock once again. And then... what the!?
Christian has appeared on the entrance ramp with AJ Styles but Styles wears The Rock's out of ring attire and The Rock's sunglasses. Christian smirks as he looks at Rocky Styles and goes on, walking down the ramp. AJ follows with his head up in the air and his right eyebrow raised all the time.
Jim Ross: Ohh come on, that's childish!
Jerry Lawler: Yes, absolutely great!
Christian and AJ slide in the ring and each take a mic from Michael Buffer. The music stops to play and both men grin as they listen to the crowd that chants: - YOU SUCK - YOU SUCK - YOU SUCK -
AJ slowly raises his mic and starts to talk in a voice that sounds slightly like The Rock's voice.
AJ Styles: FINALLY... The Rock has come back... to XCW!!!
AJ pauses for the dramatic effect but the fans only boo loudly again after AJ stole The Rock's catch phrase.
AJ Styles: Do you already smell what the pie stealing, drugs dealing, always cheating, wife beating People's ass-clown is cooking?
Suddenly Christian jumps away from Aj with a disgusted look on his face.
Christian Cage: Ohhhh!!! Hell, what did you eat today? Mexican bean pie?
AJ Styles: Hey, Jabroni, The Rock can fart where he wants because he talks in a weird way and that's why The Rock is better than you, Jabroni!
Christian Cage: Because you never learned how to speak?
AJ Styles: ....... Ex-Sploosh-actly! ....... Jabroni!
Christian Cage: Ok anyways, Rock, you told the world last week that I couldn't win a single match without cheating, right?
AJ Styles: Because it's the truth, you mother canucker.
Christian Cage: Ok let's see...
They both turn to the Titantron where a clip gets played in.
~ Titantron ~
Christian slowly gets to his feet, holding his back in pain. The Rock takes a few steps to the left to be in the right position when Christian turns around. Then Christian turns to The Rock and The Rock quickly gets under Christian’s arm and lays one arm across Christian’s chest. Christian realizes what happens and quickly hammers his elbow on The Rock’s shoulder until The Rock backs off. The Rock turns around to save his shoulder, turning his back to Christian Cage. Cage takes advantage and garbs both of The Rock’s arms. Christian then turns The Rock around into the Unprettier position. The fans half cheer and half boo as Christian let’s himself fall, slamming The Rock’s face on the mat.
Jim Ross: UNPRETTIER!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!
Christian rolls The Rock over and hooks one leg. The referee quickly slides next to them and starts to count as he claps on the mat.
Jerry Lawler: ONE… TWO… THREE!!!
~ Titantron ~
Christian Cage: I didn't saw any cheating there.
AJ Styles: Uhm.... but... that doesn't mean that The Rock has thought of all that to make you look bad....... (In a lowered voice) dammit!
Christian Cage: Let's take ANY other match in which I fought... let's say last week.
~ Titantron ~
The Undertaker looks at his opponent for a second but then he raises his arm and puts one thumb on his throat. Then he shows the "Cut Throat" taunt which bring the crowd to do another loud cheer for the deadman and against Christian Cage. The Undertaker bends over Christian to take him up for the Tombstone Piledriver but Christian swings one arm over him and rolls him up for a cover.
1
2
3!!!
Christian rolls off the Undertaker and out of the ring quickly as Taker jumps to his feet and looks in a mix of shock and anger at Christian who looks nearly as shocked at the Undertaker. Then Christian's music hits and the fans boo loudly as Christian has won the match.
~ Titantron ~
Christian Cage: There you see it! You can look in any match that I fought and you will see that I won them all fair and square!
Jim Ross: Hell, he picked the only two in which he was not cheating!
Jerry Lawler: Psht! I want to hear what else they've got to say.
Christian Cage: So... Rock, now you have to admit that I am better than you and that you lied about me just to get the crowd on your side.
AJ Styles: But... but The Rock is.... Jabroni!....
Now AJ acts as if he would cry and he falls to his knees.
AJ Styles: ..... I just wanted to wrestle again.... and I need money......... my movies are crap and no one watches them.......... now I have to make porn movies to earn money.... GAY PORN MOVIES!!! ......... I only want to be rich again...... please Christian.... PLEASE let me win our match so I can defeat Bishoff's opponent and don't have to show The Rock's stroodle to other men anymore!!!
The crowd boos very loud now and not a single one of them laughs. Except Christian. He laughs loudly about AJ's actor talent and holds his stomach.
Jim Ross: This is not funny at all! Cage behaves like an idiot in there and so does Styles.
Christian Cage: Ok Ok... hahaha.... I see your point but I just cannot lose tonight. But I will make it quick and maybe I...
If ya Smeeeellllllllllllll... what The Rock... is cooking!!!
The fans explode in cheers as The Rock storms down the ramp with a mic in hand. Christian quickly rolls out of the ring but AJ was not fast enough. The Rock kicks him in the gut and the hits the Rock Bottom which gives another pop by the fans. The Rock jumps up and focuses Christian with his eyes. Christian quickly walked to the ramp where he stands now with a worried look to AJ Styles.
The Rock: What in the blue hell was that? Was that meant to be funny? The Rock didn't laugh and neither did those people that The Rock calls his fans! This has gone way too long but The Rock couldn't come out immediately because he had to go to the toilette and throw up after the first few lines that AJ Styles farted out!
The crowd laughs about The Rock's comments which makes Christian even angrier.
The Rock: Now, Jabroni, stop looking at the Great One like he was your momma in her lingerie and tell the world what a match you want to fight The Rock in.
With that The Rock throws the mic at Christian who catches it quickly.
Christian Cage: You know, Rock... I am sick of you! You were just lucky at Winter Wasteland and tonight Christian Cage will put another win to his record because the match you and I are going to fight in will be.... a Steel Cage match!
The crowd cheers in excitement as this huge Main Event gets announced. The Rock looks up to the roof and the camera follows his look. There it is, a 15 foot high Steel Cage, ready to be used in the Main Event.
Christian Cage: Let's see if your mic-skills can help you out of this match, Jabroni!
Christian's music hits and Christian heads backstage while The Rock still looks at the cage above him. AJ Styles lays still out to is feet.
Jim Ross: A Steel Cage match between the two most heated rivals in XCW so far! This is going to one hell of a Slobberknocker for sure!
