Post by T-Bone on Jan 3, 2008 20:21:38 GMT -5
Once again it involves a guy here on EWA so ya'll should see it
The TAW-6 Logo appears as the theme song plays for it. The logo fades off and onto T-Bone holding his TAW World Championship on his shoulder. He is once again in the classic news room and all that good stuff.
T-Bone: Hello folks welcome to TAW-6 Weather, the only weather you can trust. My previous guest host was met with an unfortunate accident following last months show so here is my guest host tonight, please welcome The Human Highlight Reel, J-G-H!!!
JGH nods in acknowlagment.
T-Bone: Anyway as you saw I brought in the New Year with some gold, World Championship gold to be exact. Thus proving my last prediction to be true.
JGH: Yeah it was true.
T-Bone: Thank you. So this coming Pay per View of Redemption will see another storm of Sexyness with the chance of wet feminine pants, if you catch my drift.
JGH: Yeah catch his drift, he means they cream themselves.
T-Bone: Keep it PG-13 bud.
JGH: yeah keep it...oh wait....
T-Bone: Seriously, stop trying to agree with me and make up your own stuff, I'm paying you 50 bucks for this, more then you deserve.
JGH: that doesn't seem like enough to make up my own stuff, I don't open up the creativity vault for less then 80.
T-Bone: 65
JGH: Nope
T-Bone: 75
JGH: Nope
T-Bone: Fine 79 bucks and 99 cents, my final offer.
JGH: Wouldn't it be easier to just pay me the 80 bucks?
T-Bone: No, 79.99 will buy you a really nice pair of women's undergarments, I heard you love those.
JGh walks off screen while exclaiming
JGH: Did you need to make that joke on air? Sploosh! Even here I get the piss taken out of me.
T-Bone: You know that makes no sense right? Must be a European thing, man Europe sucks. Anyway my guest host walked away so let me make this quick. Mr. Newman, you gonna go down faster then Opera on a checkcake infested floor.
Voiceover Guy: Oooo
T-Bone: Oh yeah, I said it. Anyway Mr. Newman you've pissed me off enough this past month and when T-Bone rains Armegddon down on you, you shall be looking towards the heavens, and get your blood in your eyes. Bow down and beg for mercy.
T-Bone walks off to JGH as the camera stays fixed in place.
JGH: The show over?
T-Bone: N- I mean yes.....
JGH: Can I have that 79.99 now?
T-Bone: For what?
JGH: You....you know
T-Bone: You can say it . I mean no one else is listening, the shows over.
JGH: Those particular items you happened to mention... its embarassing to say out loud.
T-Bone: Oh, well here's the money.
T-Bone walks back on camera
T-Bone: Well from TAW-6, goodnight folks.
JGH: Hey!
The camera cuts
The TAW-6 Logo appears as the theme song plays for it. The logo fades off and onto T-Bone holding his TAW World Championship on his shoulder. He is once again in the classic news room and all that good stuff.
T-Bone: Hello folks welcome to TAW-6 Weather, the only weather you can trust. My previous guest host was met with an unfortunate accident following last months show so here is my guest host tonight, please welcome The Human Highlight Reel, J-G-H!!!
JGH nods in acknowlagment.
T-Bone: Anyway as you saw I brought in the New Year with some gold, World Championship gold to be exact. Thus proving my last prediction to be true.
JGH: Yeah it was true.
T-Bone: Thank you. So this coming Pay per View of Redemption will see another storm of Sexyness with the chance of wet feminine pants, if you catch my drift.
JGH: Yeah catch his drift, he means they cream themselves.
T-Bone: Keep it PG-13 bud.
JGH: yeah keep it...oh wait....
T-Bone: Seriously, stop trying to agree with me and make up your own stuff, I'm paying you 50 bucks for this, more then you deserve.
JGH: that doesn't seem like enough to make up my own stuff, I don't open up the creativity vault for less then 80.
T-Bone: 65
JGH: Nope
T-Bone: 75
JGH: Nope
T-Bone: Fine 79 bucks and 99 cents, my final offer.
JGH: Wouldn't it be easier to just pay me the 80 bucks?
T-Bone: No, 79.99 will buy you a really nice pair of women's undergarments, I heard you love those.
JGh walks off screen while exclaiming
JGH: Did you need to make that joke on air? Sploosh! Even here I get the piss taken out of me.
T-Bone: You know that makes no sense right? Must be a European thing, man Europe sucks. Anyway my guest host walked away so let me make this quick. Mr. Newman, you gonna go down faster then Opera on a checkcake infested floor.
Voiceover Guy: Oooo
T-Bone: Oh yeah, I said it. Anyway Mr. Newman you've pissed me off enough this past month and when T-Bone rains Armegddon down on you, you shall be looking towards the heavens, and get your blood in your eyes. Bow down and beg for mercy.
T-Bone walks off to JGH as the camera stays fixed in place.
JGH: The show over?
T-Bone: N- I mean yes.....
JGH: Can I have that 79.99 now?
T-Bone: For what?
JGH: You....you know
T-Bone: You can say it . I mean no one else is listening, the shows over.
JGH: Those particular items you happened to mention... its embarassing to say out loud.
T-Bone: Oh, well here's the money.
T-Bone walks back on camera
T-Bone: Well from TAW-6, goodnight folks.
JGH: Hey!
The camera cuts
