Post by T-Bone on Jan 2, 2008 19:57:41 GMT -5
I'll put it here Ahem.....
This might quite possably be the greatest RP I've ever had the mis-fortune to produce!!!
This might quite possably be the greatest RP I've ever had the mis-fortune to produce!!!
At the start of Wednesday Night Destruction Jade Malikai can be seen pacing around a corridor inside the arena. He seems a bit down and pre-occupied. Enter Ronald McDonald stage left. He approaches Jade who doesn't notice him at all, until Ronald McDonald bellows a greeting.
Ronald: Hey Jade!
Jade jumps a bit startled by Ron.
Ronald: You look down, whats you been doing?
Jade: Thinking.
Ronald: Oh really intresting. What about?
Jade: Well Ronny Boy I've come to an astonishing conclusion. I realize that just about everyone here is commited to sending me over the edge one way or another, or something like that and not in the "Rawr rawr!! I'm gonna beat the hell out of your spleen and feed it to your children" kind of way either, but more of the "Slowly slipping Cyanide into my morning bowl of cereal when I'm not looking" kind of way.
Ronald: Oh..... I have a solution!!
Jade: Enlighten me
Ronald: Don't eat cereal in the morning!! You know you can get hotcakes at-
Jade: Don't say it! Your only aloud to make a reference to that place 6 times a show and I'd hate for you to waste one of them on me..... Really I would hate it....
Ronald: Oh yeah you're right. Hey, then lets make up for it by not wasting this valuble T.V. time by covering up our obviously fake banter with an interview!
Jade: Sure.
Ronald: So Aragorn laid down a challenge last week, and laid you down too, what of it?
Jade: Well he wanted a shot at my title, he wants to fight me? Wow big man. Sure I won a title by accident and became the best in this business and.... wait no..... Aragorn really you don't want to fight me, I'm horrible, I've got no sound wrestling skills and my eye twitches alot. It like gives me like no depth preception or the ability to see the color magenta.
Ronald: Thats quite a....
Jade: No wait I'm not finished. Seriously look at my hand tremble its like it has a mind of its own. Look Ronald listen to it talk.
Jade holds up his hand and allows it to "talk"
Jade's Hand: Hey listen, this guy is crazy, he talks to his hand. You know what his hand says when they talk?
Ronald: Ummm.... no.
Jade's Hand: It says hand's don't talk.
Jade: Do you see where I'm getting at?
Ronald: Absolutely! Possitively! ...not.
Jade: Neither do I.... or him. Point is Aragorn thinks that by beating a crazy person he accomplishes something, but little does he know it won't. Aragorn you want to face me for my title? Then you do it the proper way, you win the beat the clock tourny and wait for me and my hand to be at 100%. I guess getting The Universal Championship back in my hands would be a nice thing too. So Aragorn why don't you go ahead and do those four or five things for me?
Ronald looks puzzled as he counts on his fingers. After several tries Ronald comes up with an anwser.
Ronald: Wasn't that only six things for him to do?
Jade: Sure..... whatever you say....
Jade walks away and mumbles to himself
Jade: And people call me crazy....
Jade's Hand: Sploosh Straight
Ronald: Hey Jade!
Jade jumps a bit startled by Ron.
Ronald: You look down, whats you been doing?
Jade: Thinking.
Ronald: Oh really intresting. What about?
Jade: Well Ronny Boy I've come to an astonishing conclusion. I realize that just about everyone here is commited to sending me over the edge one way or another, or something like that and not in the "Rawr rawr!! I'm gonna beat the hell out of your spleen and feed it to your children" kind of way either, but more of the "Slowly slipping Cyanide into my morning bowl of cereal when I'm not looking" kind of way.
Ronald: Oh..... I have a solution!!
Jade: Enlighten me
Ronald: Don't eat cereal in the morning!! You know you can get hotcakes at-
Jade: Don't say it! Your only aloud to make a reference to that place 6 times a show and I'd hate for you to waste one of them on me..... Really I would hate it....
Ronald: Oh yeah you're right. Hey, then lets make up for it by not wasting this valuble T.V. time by covering up our obviously fake banter with an interview!
Jade: Sure.
Ronald: So Aragorn laid down a challenge last week, and laid you down too, what of it?
Jade: Well he wanted a shot at my title, he wants to fight me? Wow big man. Sure I won a title by accident and became the best in this business and.... wait no..... Aragorn really you don't want to fight me, I'm horrible, I've got no sound wrestling skills and my eye twitches alot. It like gives me like no depth preception or the ability to see the color magenta.
Ronald: Thats quite a....
Jade: No wait I'm not finished. Seriously look at my hand tremble its like it has a mind of its own. Look Ronald listen to it talk.
Jade holds up his hand and allows it to "talk"
Jade's Hand: Hey listen, this guy is crazy, he talks to his hand. You know what his hand says when they talk?
Ronald: Ummm.... no.
Jade's Hand: It says hand's don't talk.
Jade: Do you see where I'm getting at?
Ronald: Absolutely! Possitively! ...not.
Jade: Neither do I.... or him. Point is Aragorn thinks that by beating a crazy person he accomplishes something, but little does he know it won't. Aragorn you want to face me for my title? Then you do it the proper way, you win the beat the clock tourny and wait for me and my hand to be at 100%. I guess getting The Universal Championship back in my hands would be a nice thing too. So Aragorn why don't you go ahead and do those four or five things for me?
Ronald looks puzzled as he counts on his fingers. After several tries Ronald comes up with an anwser.
Ronald: Wasn't that only six things for him to do?
Jade: Sure..... whatever you say....
Jade walks away and mumbles to himself
Jade: And people call me crazy....
Jade's Hand: Sploosh Straight
