Post by Remember Me? on Dec 14, 2007 13:09:10 GMT -5
~~Missy~~
Now it is time for The Rock Christmas Special!
The crowd cheer loudly as this is announced. After a moment, Jingle Bell Rock plays on the titantron and the crowd begin to cheer loudly. The Rock dressed as Santa Clause appears at the top of the ramp. He is in a sleigh and is being pulled by Reindeers. He has a sack with him and has a mic in his hand.
[/i]Now it is time for The Rock Christmas Special!
The crowd cheer loudly as this is announced. After a moment, Jingle Bell Rock plays on the titantron and the crowd begin to cheer loudly. The Rock dressed as Santa Clause appears at the top of the ramp. He is in a sleigh and is being pulled by Reindeers. He has a sack with him and has a mic in his hand.
~~Missy~~
Making his way down the ramp on a sleigh... being accompanied by the Reindeers... SANTA CLAUSE!
~~Kyle~~
It's Santa Clause! Yay!
~~Bill~~
I've been a good boy, Santa!
As the Reindeers pull The Rock down the ramp, he begins to speak to the cheering crowd.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Ho, ho, ho, Jabroni's!
When the crowd settle down a little, The Rock speaks once more.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Rudolph... stop!
With that, the Reindeers stop. The Rock then climbs out of the sleigh with the sack and makes his way into the ring. The music then stops playing as The Rock enters the ring, which has a red mat laid out and a chair in the center. The Rock then sits on the chair and places the sack next to it. He then raises his mic to speak once more.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Santa says that tonight he has plenty of gifts for USW... and the fans!
The crowd cheer with excitment as The Rock begins pulling 'Just Bring It' T-Shirts out of the sack. Elves then appear at the top of the ramp and walk down to the ring. They take the T-Shirts and begin throwing them into the cheering crowd.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Now incase the millions...
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~~The Rock~~[/b]
... of Santa's fans don't know, cookies and milk are out-dated. Now Santa wants nothing more than a big, man gooy peice... of pie![/color]
The crowd cheer.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Now The Ro... SANTA... wants Lacey D to come out here so she can sit on Santa's lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas!
The crowd cheer as Lacey D comes strutting down the ramp. She then enter the ring, but refuses to sit on The Rock's lap.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
So, tell us, what do you want for Christmas?
~~Lacey D~~
Lots of money...
~~The Rock~~
Money? Money!? You want money! All you need for Christmas is some stroodle!
The crowd cheer as Lacey D begins shaking her head in disagreement.[/i]
~~Bill~~
Hah, she wants stroodle!
~~The Rock~~
And Santa's just the person to give it to you!
The crowd cheer as The Rock goes to grab Lacey D. Lacey D then slaps The Rock accross the face before leaving.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
That's it, Jabroni; you are getting the People's lump of coal under your Christmas tree, mamma!
The Rock then positions himself back in the chair and he smooths his face.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Now Santa has a very special gift for the PAA.
The Rock pulls out some chapstick.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
You Jabroni's can use this when you're kissing Dunkan's candy ass!
The Rock then hands the chapstick to an elf and orders him to take it to the PAA. He reluctantly does so.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Now there is someone else that Santa wants to come out, and that is... Aragorn!
With that, Aragorn comes down with a smirk on his face. He then enters the ring and waits to see what's in store for him.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Now Santa has heard that you like to play games, so he has this for you...
The Rock pulls out a chess board and hands it to Aragorn, who shrugs as he goes to the corner of the ring.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
You're welcome, Jabroni. Now Santa wants Hulk Hogan to bring his candy ass down here!
With that, Hulk Hogan begins walking down as the crowd cheer once more. He enters the ring and awaits for a present. The Rock pulls out an action figure of The Hulk and gives it to him.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
There you go, Jabroni!
Hulk Hogan goes to the corner and joins Aragorn.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Now Santa isn't gunna call everyone out one by one, so he wants everyone in the back to get their candy asses down to the ring!
With that, the entire roster walk down to the ring. They all enter accordingly as The Rock gets up with the sack in hand. The crowd cheer once more as this happens.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Mister P, here's a candy cane for your candy ass. Mister Cartagena, here is a block of ice. P4, here is a toy Universal Title belt because you'll never get the real thing...
~~P4~~
I don't want thi-
~~The Rock~~
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!
The Rock then continues giving out gifts to the rest of them, only this time without commentary. He also chucks some 'Just Bring It' T-Shirts to Bill and Kyle. He then gets to the BunnyMan. The Rock then begins searching through the sack.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Hmmm, it appears that Santa has run out of gifts for you. But Santa has heard that The Rock has a special present just for you... he has a resevation just for you in the SmackDown Hotel!
The crowd cheer as The Rock and BunnyMan stare at each other for a few moments. The Rock then exits the ring and gets back onto the sleigh.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Dancer, Prancer, all you other Jabroni's... go!
With that, the Reindeers pull The Rock up the ramp. The elves follow shortly behind. The Rock talks as this is going on.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
Now to get everyone into the Christmas s-s-s-s-s-spirit... here is some snow.
With that, snow falls down onto the arena via a snow machine. Jingle Bell Rock then begins to play again as everyone in the ring begin to dance.[/i]
~~The Rock~~
If ya smell... what Santa is cooking!
The crowd cheer as The Rock goes backstage and everyone is left to dance in the ring.[/i]
~~Bill~~
I guess Santa is in down. You better watch out, Kyle; he knows if you are naughty or nice! He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake-
~~Kyle~~
It sounds to me as if Santa is a little pervert...
~~Bill~~
How could you say that after he gave you a T-Shirt?[/i][/center]
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