Post by T-Bone on Dec 12, 2007 18:01:30 GMT -5
Only reason I'm showing this is because I have a very special guest joining my weather report....
The TAW-6 logo appears on the screen for a moment before fading out onto a close up of T-Bone's well oiled chest. It pans back so T-Bone can be seen.
T-Bone: Welcome to TAW-6 with your weather forcast. Tonight I am joined by someone not as sexy as me, but hey whatever. Please welcome a friend of mine from who knows when, Your Number One Reason, Miiiiister P!
Mr. P: Exactly why am I here?
T-Bone: Cause the people I actually wanted to do the weather with couldn't make it.
Mr. P: I'm not a meatorologist
T-Bone: Neither am I, just follow along.
T-Bone and Mr. P stare at each other they are turned to a profile stance giving a very creepy aura before T-Bone turns back to the camera.
T-Bone: Well folks a wintery mix is brewing in TAW as the chill of your Sexy Emperor T-Bone heads into Bloodshed.
A pause....
T-Bone: Ahem-
Mr. P: What?
T-Bone: Your suppose to continue with my conviently awesome metaphors!
Mr. P: Your metaphors make no sense.
T-Bone: Just praise me then.
Mr. P: But I don't even like you.
T-Bone stares at Mr. P before turning to the camera with a smile
T-Bone: He's just joking folks.
Mr. P: No I'm not!
T-Bone: Shhh... 50 bucks says you are.
Mr. P: I make alot more money then that
T-Bone: Fine 40 bucks.
Mr. P: You lowered the price!
T-Bone: Ok 30 bucks but thats my final offer.
Mr. P just throws his hands up in defeat
Mr. P: Sorry for that interuption, but apparently TAW is gonna have a winter storm. But that storm may be stopped.
T-Bone: You can't stop a storm!
Mr. P: You wanted metaphors, and Michael Vohan wants to stop you.
T-Bone: And thats where you start using the stubborn school district metaphors.
Mr. P throws his arms up in the air and walks off camera.
T-Bone: Yes, but the school of Michael Vohan is being stubborn and refused to close his school down, sorry kiddies.
Off screen - Mr. P: Thats the stupidist thing I've ever heard.
T-Bone: Fine. Michael wants to stop my storm but its now my time to shine and he'll fail and be forced to close down, the end.
T-Bone walks of screen and is heard lecturing Mr. P on the finer points of the art of metaphoric insults as the TAW-6 logo fades on and off as the scene ends.
T-Bone: Welcome to TAW-6 with your weather forcast. Tonight I am joined by someone not as sexy as me, but hey whatever. Please welcome a friend of mine from who knows when, Your Number One Reason, Miiiiister P!
Mr. P: Exactly why am I here?
T-Bone: Cause the people I actually wanted to do the weather with couldn't make it.
Mr. P: I'm not a meatorologist
T-Bone: Neither am I, just follow along.
T-Bone and Mr. P stare at each other they are turned to a profile stance giving a very creepy aura before T-Bone turns back to the camera.
T-Bone: Well folks a wintery mix is brewing in TAW as the chill of your Sexy Emperor T-Bone heads into Bloodshed.
A pause....
T-Bone: Ahem-
Mr. P: What?
T-Bone: Your suppose to continue with my conviently awesome metaphors!
Mr. P: Your metaphors make no sense.
T-Bone: Just praise me then.
Mr. P: But I don't even like you.
T-Bone stares at Mr. P before turning to the camera with a smile
T-Bone: He's just joking folks.
Mr. P: No I'm not!
T-Bone: Shhh... 50 bucks says you are.
Mr. P: I make alot more money then that
T-Bone: Fine 40 bucks.
Mr. P: You lowered the price!
T-Bone: Ok 30 bucks but thats my final offer.
Mr. P just throws his hands up in defeat
Mr. P: Sorry for that interuption, but apparently TAW is gonna have a winter storm. But that storm may be stopped.
T-Bone: You can't stop a storm!
Mr. P: You wanted metaphors, and Michael Vohan wants to stop you.
T-Bone: And thats where you start using the stubborn school district metaphors.
Mr. P throws his arms up in the air and walks off camera.
T-Bone: Yes, but the school of Michael Vohan is being stubborn and refused to close his school down, sorry kiddies.
Off screen - Mr. P: Thats the stupidist thing I've ever heard.
T-Bone: Fine. Michael wants to stop my storm but its now my time to shine and he'll fail and be forced to close down, the end.
T-Bone walks of screen and is heard lecturing Mr. P on the finer points of the art of metaphoric insults as the TAW-6 logo fades on and off as the scene ends.
