Post by Dusk on Aug 24, 2007 20:56:42 GMT -5
Just a Hip-Hop Promo from the other fed. Feedback if you want, but it's not exactly the same. You can sort of see a pattern.
Hip-Hop is in the training room along with other people, BunnyMan on a treadmill and IceKid doing sit-ups where you're supposed to do pull-ups. IceKid's got on his normal sneakers with gray sweat pants and no shirt. Over BunnyMan's suit are light blue shorts, a white sleeveless shirt, and a white headband with matching white wristbands. Next to BunnyMan is a light blue water bottle with a white straw.
IceKid
Arrrrrgh, 3! *pant* *pant* *pant*
BunnyMan waves at some random person
IceKid
Ffffffoooour *a ripped guy walks in* hundred and ninety nine! Fffffive hundred! Phew, man that's a killer.
IceKid walks over to BunnyMan
IceKid
You look like Richard Simmons. Listen, thanks for coming to train with me, I really think you're starting to take this wrestling business seriously. By Dead End, we'll be two lean, cut, mother f*ckers. Well not my mother. *BunnyMan gives him a look* Not your mother either, uhh *points to the ripped guy* his mother.
The ripped guy stops lifting benches with other guys on top lifting benches and looks at IceKid
Ripped Studwell
What'd you say about my momma?!
IceKid
Uhhh, I saw her at the . . . supermarket! Yeah, and uh . . . she sends love and lots of kisses.
Ripped Studwell
Oh, haha, ok. *huge grin* Hmm!
IceKid
. . . ok, so this would be your . . . you've been on this thing for an hour? You haven't even broken a sweat yet! Lets try something else like aha this, the nut buster! *IceKid walks BunnyMan to a concrete wall with a pulley jutting out from it* It's like a game. you see, you wrap that around your nuts and pull as hard as you can walking backwards. I haven't tried it cause well, the pulley's not big enough *cough* but uh, I-I think we'll save this for later.
? ? ?
Ahh! Oh my Gawd are you like hip-Hop? We love you . . .
IceKid opens his arms
? ? ?
BunnyMan!
IceKid
Say wha-?!
three ladies circle BunnyMan, one standing in front of him, one squeezing his arm, and the last scratching his left ear.
Lady 1
Like oh my Gawd, like look at these like biceps.
IceKid
Wha- but that's not- he didn't- that's only fur. . .
Lady 2
And feel these rock hard abs, Chaw! They're totally rock hardy!
BunnyMan flexes his arms and moves his head from side to side, Gigiddy Style. By this time IceKid walks over to BunnyMan and pulls him aside.
IceKid
Alright now, lets not forget the matter at hand. We are here to train ourselves to the maximum and then further than that cause we're out of weed. We can't lose focus now because of three . . . gorgeuos . . . women . . . Alright, new game plan. You train while I talk to them for you. I've already got myself in shape so I'll keep them here, you just get yourself ready ok? *BunnyMan gives IceKid a thumbs up* Cool.
BunnyMan walks away and IceKid walks to the crowd of ladies.
IceKid
Well hellooo Ladies.
Ladies
Ahh!
IceKid
I know my sex appeal has gotten you arroused, but I-
All three have walked to BunnyMan who has the nut buster in between his butt cheecks and is trying with all his might to walk forward and work his . . . "Lower mandibulars"
Lady 1
That is like soooooo sexy!
Lady 2
Chaw!
Lady 3
I like your headband!(ladies and gentlemen, keep your children away from electrical outlets . . . for everyone's benefit)
IceKid
Oh Come on!
IceKid chucks BunnyMan's water bottle furiously behind him.
? ? ?
Ow! Hey you! You hit me in the face.
IceKid*without turning around*
Yeah well maybe that would change your physical appearance. That way you wouldn't have to come here everyday to look good for a girlfriend. But I don't even have to look at you to know you're not into that kind of stuff. I bet you're just enlightened by rainbows and Michael . . .
*turns around to see an angry Ripped Studwell*
IceKid
*gulp* Bolten.
Ripped Studwell clubs IceKid's head so hard it knocks IceKid to the ground. BunnyMan's usual Bunny head has been traded in for one with angry eyes. IceKid gets up on his elbows to look at BunnyMan
BunnyMan
Arrrrgggghhh!
BunnyMan, with one strong pelvic thrust, rips the pulley right out of the wall and stares straight at Ripped Studwell
IceKid
Hell yeah!
Lady 1
Like don't do this BunnyMan.
Lady 2
Chaw.
Lady 3
Tater Tots!
*IceKid's mind
Aww sweet! BunnyMan beats the living hell out of a big dude. This is just like . . . like . . . like . . . Me and BunnyMan playing video games.(should be familiar, for USW1 both should) Only . . . BunnyMan wins.*
Lita's Theme plays in the background as IceKid gets up and walks with BunnyMan quickly to Ripped Studwell. Both stand in front of him and throw a barrage of punches in his abs, not seeming to do . . . much . . . damage. . . Ripped Studwell throws a backand slap so hard it shoots IceKid into BunnyMan and knocks them both down. IceKid gets up and rubs his left cheek.
IceKid
Everybody! . . . Scatter!
People
Ahhh! Oh my God! Run for your life! My leheheheeeg! he didn't even touch you! Oh.
stuff is flying around everywhere and IceKid and BunnyMan crawl out of the training room.
IceKid
All because you wanted attention.
BunnyMan folds his arms
IceKid
Alright, alright. We'll blame this one on the FCC, they don't give a d*mn.
EOT
Hip-Hop is in the training room along with other people, BunnyMan on a treadmill and IceKid doing sit-ups where you're supposed to do pull-ups. IceKid's got on his normal sneakers with gray sweat pants and no shirt. Over BunnyMan's suit are light blue shorts, a white sleeveless shirt, and a white headband with matching white wristbands. Next to BunnyMan is a light blue water bottle with a white straw.
IceKid
Arrrrrgh, 3! *pant* *pant* *pant*
BunnyMan waves at some random person
IceKid
Ffffffoooour *a ripped guy walks in* hundred and ninety nine! Fffffive hundred! Phew, man that's a killer.
IceKid walks over to BunnyMan
IceKid
You look like Richard Simmons. Listen, thanks for coming to train with me, I really think you're starting to take this wrestling business seriously. By Dead End, we'll be two lean, cut, mother f*ckers. Well not my mother. *BunnyMan gives him a look* Not your mother either, uhh *points to the ripped guy* his mother.
The ripped guy stops lifting benches with other guys on top lifting benches and looks at IceKid
Ripped Studwell
What'd you say about my momma?!
IceKid
Uhhh, I saw her at the . . . supermarket! Yeah, and uh . . . she sends love and lots of kisses.
Ripped Studwell
Oh, haha, ok. *huge grin* Hmm!
IceKid
. . . ok, so this would be your . . . you've been on this thing for an hour? You haven't even broken a sweat yet! Lets try something else like aha this, the nut buster! *IceKid walks BunnyMan to a concrete wall with a pulley jutting out from it* It's like a game. you see, you wrap that around your nuts and pull as hard as you can walking backwards. I haven't tried it cause well, the pulley's not big enough *cough* but uh, I-I think we'll save this for later.
? ? ?
Ahh! Oh my Gawd are you like hip-Hop? We love you . . .
IceKid opens his arms
? ? ?
BunnyMan!
IceKid
Say wha-?!
three ladies circle BunnyMan, one standing in front of him, one squeezing his arm, and the last scratching his left ear.
Lady 1
Like oh my Gawd, like look at these like biceps.
IceKid
Wha- but that's not- he didn't- that's only fur. . .
Lady 2
And feel these rock hard abs, Chaw! They're totally rock hardy!
BunnyMan flexes his arms and moves his head from side to side, Gigiddy Style. By this time IceKid walks over to BunnyMan and pulls him aside.
IceKid
Alright now, lets not forget the matter at hand. We are here to train ourselves to the maximum and then further than that cause we're out of weed. We can't lose focus now because of three . . . gorgeuos . . . women . . . Alright, new game plan. You train while I talk to them for you. I've already got myself in shape so I'll keep them here, you just get yourself ready ok? *BunnyMan gives IceKid a thumbs up* Cool.
BunnyMan walks away and IceKid walks to the crowd of ladies.
IceKid
Well hellooo Ladies.
Ladies
Ahh!
IceKid
I know my sex appeal has gotten you arroused, but I-
All three have walked to BunnyMan who has the nut buster in between his butt cheecks and is trying with all his might to walk forward and work his . . . "Lower mandibulars"
Lady 1
That is like soooooo sexy!
Lady 2
Chaw!
Lady 3
I like your headband!(ladies and gentlemen, keep your children away from electrical outlets . . . for everyone's benefit)
IceKid
Oh Come on!
IceKid chucks BunnyMan's water bottle furiously behind him.
? ? ?
Ow! Hey you! You hit me in the face.
IceKid*without turning around*
Yeah well maybe that would change your physical appearance. That way you wouldn't have to come here everyday to look good for a girlfriend. But I don't even have to look at you to know you're not into that kind of stuff. I bet you're just enlightened by rainbows and Michael . . .
*turns around to see an angry Ripped Studwell*
IceKid
*gulp* Bolten.
Ripped Studwell clubs IceKid's head so hard it knocks IceKid to the ground. BunnyMan's usual Bunny head has been traded in for one with angry eyes. IceKid gets up on his elbows to look at BunnyMan
BunnyMan
Arrrrgggghhh!
BunnyMan, with one strong pelvic thrust, rips the pulley right out of the wall and stares straight at Ripped Studwell
IceKid
Hell yeah!
Lady 1
Like don't do this BunnyMan.
Lady 2
Chaw.
Lady 3
Tater Tots!
*IceKid's mind
Aww sweet! BunnyMan beats the living hell out of a big dude. This is just like . . . like . . . like . . . Me and BunnyMan playing video games.(should be familiar, for USW1 both should) Only . . . BunnyMan wins.*
Lita's Theme plays in the background as IceKid gets up and walks with BunnyMan quickly to Ripped Studwell. Both stand in front of him and throw a barrage of punches in his abs, not seeming to do . . . much . . . damage. . . Ripped Studwell throws a backand slap so hard it shoots IceKid into BunnyMan and knocks them both down. IceKid gets up and rubs his left cheek.
IceKid
Everybody! . . . Scatter!
People
Ahhh! Oh my God! Run for your life! My leheheheeeg! he didn't even touch you! Oh.
stuff is flying around everywhere and IceKid and BunnyMan crawl out of the training room.
IceKid
All because you wanted attention.
BunnyMan folds his arms
IceKid
Alright, alright. We'll blame this one on the FCC, they don't give a d*mn.
EOT
