Post by Mr. Amazo on Aug 23, 2007 0:10:32 GMT -5
Don't judge me 
;D
Amazo’s Assistant: What are you talking about sir? I didn’t say anything.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Oh….well then proceeded.[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: There is a mother and her child out there and she says her son is having problem with his stomach.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: I know just how to deal with this situation.[/color]
Amazo opens a drawer connected to the table in front of him. Amazo pulls out a pistol.
Doctor Amazo: Send them in.[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: What are you planning to do with that gun and what are you doing with a gun?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: My business is my business, your business is my business and our business together is what feeds the animals at night.[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: Wha-[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Bring them in now!!![/color]
The assistant leaves the room with a mad look on her face. Seconds later she comes back with the mother and her son, the son seems to be about 7 years old and the mother around her forties. The assistant stands next to Amazo, the mother and sun sit on the two small chairs in front of Amazo’s deck where on the other side Amazo sits on a big chair. Amazo places the pistol on the table and begins looking at the mother and son’s records.
Doctor Amazo: Ummm….I see. Throwing parties that last till 5:00 AM, three robberies, threaten to kill seven people. What type of mother are you?[/color]
The Mother: Those are his records. (Points at her son)[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Ohhhhhhhh…..[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: And he was caught b!tch smacking one of his hoes.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Alright. Besides your son having issues what seems to be the problem?[/color]
The Mother: He has a tummy ache.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: You mean stomach.[/color]
The Mother: Stomach, tummy, both the same thing.[/color]
With a grin Amazo says.
Doctor Amazo: Not if you’re a doctor.[/color]
The lady gives Amazo a weird look, so does the assistant.
Doctor Amazo: Anyway I know what to do.[/color]
The Mother: Okay what?[/color]
Amazo picks up his pistol and loads it getting it ready to be fired.
Amazo’s Assistant: Sir what are you doing?[/color]
The Mother: What the hell are you going to do with that?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Ask your son where he wants it. In the chest or in the head.[/color]
The mother wraps her arms around her son’s head.
The Mother: Your not going to shoot my son. That’s not how you heal a stomachache.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Yes that is. I should know I have a PHC-[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: PHD[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Yeah what she said. You don’t want the monster to get out do you?[/color]
The mother lets go of her son and throws a confused look at Amazo.
The Mother: What are you talking about?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: The monster. Your son is going to give birth to a baby alien that is going to take over the city, it’s going to burst threw his stomach any minute.[/color]
The Mother: ………….[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: ………….[/color]
Doctor Amazo: I’ve seen it in a movie.[/color]
The Mother: ………[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: ………[/color]
Doctor Amazo: What?[/color]
The mother quickly grabs her son and heads out of the office. Amazo puts his pistol back into the drawer and leans back in his big comfy chair.
Doctor Amazo: Once again mission well done.[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: You didn’t even do anything.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: That’s what you think but deep inside you know you want me to give you a check up.[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: WTF? I can’t take this anymore. It was a waste of my life working with you and I’m done.[/color]
The assistant leaves the room and in comes Amazo’s new assistant.
Icarus: Here and ready to work.[/color]
Amazo gets up off of his nice comfy chair and begins to walk Icarus’s way.
Doctor Amazo: Let’s go, there is not time to talk, just time to listen.[/color]
Amazo leaves the hospital building with Icarus following behind him, a pad in his hand and a smile on his face. Amazo ends up taking Icarus to an alleyway.
Icarus: What are we doing here?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: What did I say about the listening and talking.[/color]
Icarus: But you haven’t said anything.[/color]
A figure approaches Icarus and Doctor Amazo. The figure is dressed in a trench coat, with a hat and big shades on his eyes so he can’t be seen. The figure speaks.
Scott Buster: Do you have the stuff?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: I don’t know. Do you have the stuff?[/color]
Scott Buster/b]: Do you want me to have the stuff?
Doctor Amazo: I don’t know do you want me to want you to have the stuff?[/color]
Icarus: What the F!ck is going on here?[/color]
Amazo throws his hands in the air all mad.
Doctor Amazo: Dam-nit kid. Shhhhhhhh![/color]
Amazo then turns his attention back to the figure standing before him.
Doctor Amazo: Sorry he’s new.[/color]
The figure then takes off his trench coat, hat and glasses to reveal some guy Amazo knew from high school, who was named Scott Buster.
Scott Buster: It’s me man.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: For real? Wow all these years I thought you was a 57 year old man looking to rape me or something.[/color]
Scott Buster gives Amazo a confused look.
Scott Buster: What? We just met today. Besides the 3 years in high school. You even called me and we arranged something where we could meet up here. Anyway here is the thing you called for.[/color]
Scott Buster hands Amazo a pack of big red gum.
Icarus: Is this what everything was about?![/color]
Doctor Amazo: The big red is godly and you will respect it.[/color]
Icarus: Yeaaaa…sure.[/color]
Amazo, Icarus and Scotty boy all leave the alleyway and head back to the hospital, but wait Amazo fells hungry. The three stop at a close by McDonalds to get some food. Amazo quickly runs up to the counter.
Doctor Amazo: Let me get a whopper, some onion rings and a large sprite.[/color]
Person At The Counter (Guy): Sir this is McDonalds.[/color]
Amazo quickly gets in the guy’s face.
Doctor Amazo: That’s Doctor Amazo to you!!![/color]
Amazo slowly moves out of the guy’s face.
Doctor Amazo: Now get me my dam order![/color]
Person At The Counter (Guy): “Doctor” this is McDonalds we don’t serve that stuff here.[/color]
Amazo takes a closer look at the McDonald’s menu.
Doctor Amazo: Alright then I will take the cheeseburger meal.[/color]
Person At The Counter (Guy): Would you like that small, medium or large?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Biggie sized.[/color]
Icarus and Scott Buster finally make it to the counter.
Person At The Counter (Guy): You can’t biggie size your meals.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: That’s just great.[/color]
Amazo turns to look at Icarus and Scott Buster.
Doctor Amazo: Did you two hear that? No biggie size. Assistant boy write this down. (Clears Throat)[/color] Today I learned that McDonalds is a piece of sh!t. Doctor Amazo has good looks as well as good man enhancement.
Icarus gives Amazo a confused look.
Doctor Amazo: Write it down SplooMeat.[/color]
Icarus: It’s all written.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Good, good young Jedi warrior. Now we move on.[/color]
Amazo Icarus and Scott Buster begin to walk out of the food place when out of nowhere Amazo bumps into a guy on the way out.
Doctor Amazo: Look at that you made me drop my drink.[/color]
Ricky ”The Diamond” Jones: Umm…you didn’t have a drink.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Yeah but you have to think outside the box, because if you think inside the box you might get trapped and we don’t want that now do we?[/color]
Jones looks at Icarus and Scott Buster.
Ricky ”The Diamond” Jones: What the hell is this guy talking about?[/color]
The two shrugs.
Amazo begins a speech out of nowhere in the middle of McDonalds.
Doctor Amazo: That’s why it’s my job to make the world a rightful place where me you and the animals can Rome freely among each other using one another’s energy as hope that a new day will come where you can control the way the trees blow…[/color]
As Amazo is speaking patriotic music begins to play and a giant American flag flutters behind him and a bald eagle lands on shoulder.
Doctor Amazo: This is what the world needs, a better you for a better me, if we all work together then we can pull the carrot out of the soil that holds it hostage.[/color]
Some guy stands next to Doctor Amazo and looks patriotic as a tear slowly falls from his left eye. Amazo looks at him and the music stops playing, the eagle flies away and the flag is pulled down.
Doctor Amazo: Do thy have not knowith of what thy has done so beith to me?[/color]
Grand Slam Champ Mr.P : B!tch it’s me.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Ohhhhhhh. For a second I thought you was some homeless guy trying to get a feel hahaha.[/color]
Grand Slam Champ Mr.P : Yeah well I’m not.[/color]
Ricky ”The Diamond” Jones: I have an erection in between my pocket section.[/color]
Ricky begins to scratch his balls. Everyone moves away from him as they leave the eating place.[/font][/color]
TBC: Some Other Time, Well I don’t Even Know If I’m Going To Continue It it’s up to the people of EWA. SO MAKE YOUR DAM DESISSION![/center]
;DDoctor Amazo: The Doctor Is In..Now He’s Out
Featuring:
Icarus
Scott Buster
Grand Slam Champ Mr.P
Ricky “The Diamond” Jones
Scene opens with Mr.Amazo in an office. Amazo has on a Doctor uniform and has an eye patch on his left eye. A lady opens the office door and comes into the room; she is dressed with the same thing Amazo is wearing. She walks up to Amazo who is sitting down on a big chair behind a desk.
Amazo’s Assistant: Umm…Doctor Amazo.
Amazo swings around in his chair so he is now forward facing his assistant that stands in front of the table.
Doctor Amazo: Don’t give me your bullsh!t.
[/color]Featuring:
Icarus
Scott Buster
Grand Slam Champ Mr.P
Ricky “The Diamond” Jones
Scene opens with Mr.Amazo in an office. Amazo has on a Doctor uniform and has an eye patch on his left eye. A lady opens the office door and comes into the room; she is dressed with the same thing Amazo is wearing. She walks up to Amazo who is sitting down on a big chair behind a desk.
Amazo’s Assistant: Umm…Doctor Amazo.
Amazo swings around in his chair so he is now forward facing his assistant that stands in front of the table.
Doctor Amazo: Don’t give me your bullsh!t.
Amazo’s Assistant: What are you talking about sir? I didn’t say anything.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Oh….well then proceeded.[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: There is a mother and her child out there and she says her son is having problem with his stomach.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: I know just how to deal with this situation.[/color]
Amazo opens a drawer connected to the table in front of him. Amazo pulls out a pistol.
Doctor Amazo: Send them in.[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: What are you planning to do with that gun and what are you doing with a gun?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: My business is my business, your business is my business and our business together is what feeds the animals at night.[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: Wha-[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Bring them in now!!![/color]
The assistant leaves the room with a mad look on her face. Seconds later she comes back with the mother and her son, the son seems to be about 7 years old and the mother around her forties. The assistant stands next to Amazo, the mother and sun sit on the two small chairs in front of Amazo’s deck where on the other side Amazo sits on a big chair. Amazo places the pistol on the table and begins looking at the mother and son’s records.
Doctor Amazo: Ummm….I see. Throwing parties that last till 5:00 AM, three robberies, threaten to kill seven people. What type of mother are you?[/color]
The Mother: Those are his records. (Points at her son)[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Ohhhhhhhh…..[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: And he was caught b!tch smacking one of his hoes.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Alright. Besides your son having issues what seems to be the problem?[/color]
The Mother: He has a tummy ache.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: You mean stomach.[/color]
The Mother: Stomach, tummy, both the same thing.[/color]
With a grin Amazo says.
Doctor Amazo: Not if you’re a doctor.[/color]
The lady gives Amazo a weird look, so does the assistant.
Doctor Amazo: Anyway I know what to do.[/color]
The Mother: Okay what?[/color]
Amazo picks up his pistol and loads it getting it ready to be fired.
Amazo’s Assistant: Sir what are you doing?[/color]
The Mother: What the hell are you going to do with that?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Ask your son where he wants it. In the chest or in the head.[/color]
The mother wraps her arms around her son’s head.
The Mother: Your not going to shoot my son. That’s not how you heal a stomachache.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Yes that is. I should know I have a PHC-[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: PHD[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Yeah what she said. You don’t want the monster to get out do you?[/color]
The mother lets go of her son and throws a confused look at Amazo.
The Mother: What are you talking about?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: The monster. Your son is going to give birth to a baby alien that is going to take over the city, it’s going to burst threw his stomach any minute.[/color]
The Mother: ………….[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: ………….[/color]
Doctor Amazo: I’ve seen it in a movie.[/color]
The Mother: ………[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: ………[/color]
Doctor Amazo: What?[/color]
The mother quickly grabs her son and heads out of the office. Amazo puts his pistol back into the drawer and leans back in his big comfy chair.
Doctor Amazo: Once again mission well done.[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: You didn’t even do anything.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: That’s what you think but deep inside you know you want me to give you a check up.[/color]
Amazo’s Assistant: WTF? I can’t take this anymore. It was a waste of my life working with you and I’m done.[/color]
The assistant leaves the room and in comes Amazo’s new assistant.
Icarus: Here and ready to work.[/color]
Amazo gets up off of his nice comfy chair and begins to walk Icarus’s way.
Doctor Amazo: Let’s go, there is not time to talk, just time to listen.[/color]
Amazo leaves the hospital building with Icarus following behind him, a pad in his hand and a smile on his face. Amazo ends up taking Icarus to an alleyway.
Icarus: What are we doing here?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: What did I say about the listening and talking.[/color]
Icarus: But you haven’t said anything.[/color]
A figure approaches Icarus and Doctor Amazo. The figure is dressed in a trench coat, with a hat and big shades on his eyes so he can’t be seen. The figure speaks.
Scott Buster: Do you have the stuff?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: I don’t know. Do you have the stuff?[/color]
Scott Buster/b]: Do you want me to have the stuff?
Doctor Amazo: I don’t know do you want me to want you to have the stuff?[/color]
Icarus: What the F!ck is going on here?[/color]
Amazo throws his hands in the air all mad.
Doctor Amazo: Dam-nit kid. Shhhhhhhh![/color]
Amazo then turns his attention back to the figure standing before him.
Doctor Amazo: Sorry he’s new.[/color]
The figure then takes off his trench coat, hat and glasses to reveal some guy Amazo knew from high school, who was named Scott Buster.
Scott Buster: It’s me man.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: For real? Wow all these years I thought you was a 57 year old man looking to rape me or something.[/color]
Scott Buster gives Amazo a confused look.
Scott Buster: What? We just met today. Besides the 3 years in high school. You even called me and we arranged something where we could meet up here. Anyway here is the thing you called for.[/color]
Scott Buster hands Amazo a pack of big red gum.
Icarus: Is this what everything was about?![/color]
Doctor Amazo: The big red is godly and you will respect it.[/color]
Icarus: Yeaaaa…sure.[/color]
Amazo, Icarus and Scotty boy all leave the alleyway and head back to the hospital, but wait Amazo fells hungry. The three stop at a close by McDonalds to get some food. Amazo quickly runs up to the counter.
Doctor Amazo: Let me get a whopper, some onion rings and a large sprite.[/color]
Person At The Counter (Guy): Sir this is McDonalds.[/color]
Amazo quickly gets in the guy’s face.
Doctor Amazo: That’s Doctor Amazo to you!!![/color]
Amazo slowly moves out of the guy’s face.
Doctor Amazo: Now get me my dam order![/color]
Person At The Counter (Guy): “Doctor” this is McDonalds we don’t serve that stuff here.[/color]
Amazo takes a closer look at the McDonald’s menu.
Doctor Amazo: Alright then I will take the cheeseburger meal.[/color]
Person At The Counter (Guy): Would you like that small, medium or large?[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Biggie sized.[/color]
Icarus and Scott Buster finally make it to the counter.
Person At The Counter (Guy): You can’t biggie size your meals.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: That’s just great.[/color]
Amazo turns to look at Icarus and Scott Buster.
Doctor Amazo: Did you two hear that? No biggie size. Assistant boy write this down. (Clears Throat)[/color] Today I learned that McDonalds is a piece of sh!t. Doctor Amazo has good looks as well as good man enhancement.
Icarus gives Amazo a confused look.
Doctor Amazo: Write it down SplooMeat.[/color]
Icarus: It’s all written.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Good, good young Jedi warrior. Now we move on.[/color]
Amazo Icarus and Scott Buster begin to walk out of the food place when out of nowhere Amazo bumps into a guy on the way out.
Doctor Amazo: Look at that you made me drop my drink.[/color]
Ricky ”The Diamond” Jones: Umm…you didn’t have a drink.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Yeah but you have to think outside the box, because if you think inside the box you might get trapped and we don’t want that now do we?[/color]
Jones looks at Icarus and Scott Buster.
Ricky ”The Diamond” Jones: What the hell is this guy talking about?[/color]
The two shrugs.
Amazo begins a speech out of nowhere in the middle of McDonalds.
Doctor Amazo: That’s why it’s my job to make the world a rightful place where me you and the animals can Rome freely among each other using one another’s energy as hope that a new day will come where you can control the way the trees blow…[/color]
As Amazo is speaking patriotic music begins to play and a giant American flag flutters behind him and a bald eagle lands on shoulder.
Doctor Amazo: This is what the world needs, a better you for a better me, if we all work together then we can pull the carrot out of the soil that holds it hostage.[/color]
Some guy stands next to Doctor Amazo and looks patriotic as a tear slowly falls from his left eye. Amazo looks at him and the music stops playing, the eagle flies away and the flag is pulled down.
Doctor Amazo: Do thy have not knowith of what thy has done so beith to me?[/color]
Grand Slam Champ Mr.P : B!tch it’s me.[/color]
Doctor Amazo: Ohhhhhhh. For a second I thought you was some homeless guy trying to get a feel hahaha.[/color]
Grand Slam Champ Mr.P : Yeah well I’m not.[/color]
Ricky ”The Diamond” Jones: I have an erection in between my pocket section.[/color]
Ricky begins to scratch his balls. Everyone moves away from him as they leave the eating place.[/font][/color]
TBC: Some Other Time, Well I don’t Even Know If I’m Going To Continue It it’s up to the people of EWA. SO MAKE YOUR DAM DESISSION![/center]
