The Three Taps . . . Come to EWA!

[Dusk]

This was back in TAW when T-Bone, Amazo, and I formed a "rap group" that went pretty far. All our re-made songs will be placed here. Comments & song suggestions are welcomed. This was a re-make I did, and was back BEFORE T-Bone held the World Title, so don't get all "liar here's a link" on me.

Grappling Skillz
If a few of you are familiar with D12's "Purple Pills" this is the Three Tap's version of it. It was originally Purple Pills, but changed to Purple Hills by D12 because of mature content. Brilliant on all the changes they made. for reference www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLT2Od94BpM

[Chorus]
I get a lot of boo-boos
we suck, but then you would to
if you were wrestlers
with some crappy, nappy, grappling skills.
We've won the greatest title
except for T, he's idle
But we're just wrestlers
with some crappy, nappy, grappling skills

[IceKid]
Quick, Slick, Got a big d*ck
beleive the size, it'll make you sick
It's The Frozen One with the Frozen Feet
Just one glance, and he's weak in the knees!
I can't explain the pain attained
when I get beaten with Chains in play
how gay,
another man lay
on top of another just to win some game?
This whole room makes me feel insane
Then I gotta wait til I lose again
These noobs come on top with f*cking ease
Don't tell me it ain't true, b*tch, please
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
(Bell rings 3x)
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house holding shut they mouth
cause they saw us get pinned for another three count.
We don't really care so ask around,
Amaz gets bashed since he lost his crown
Zeus Pro hates me but I'll still stay
T-Bone just sucks, so it's all ok

[SKIP VERSE]

[Chorus]
I get a lot of boo-boos
we suck, but then you would to
if you were wrestlers
with some crappy, nappy, grappling skills.
We've won the greatest title
except for T, he's idle
But we're just wrestlers
with some crappy, nappy, grappling skills

[Amazo]
crappy skills
skills are crap
I was champ
but no one's got my back
Closest Thing To Amazing, take a peek
to be honest, I lost twice this week!
I wanna stroll away,
just to gets some braids,
Til my eyes get sore from the constant change.
And when I'm...old and gray
I'll still look the same
choking on air but I'm getting paid
*cough cough cough*
I must have started soon
Had an accident when I lost to you
Ahh, poor baby
lost to a lady
Now I gotta touch myself...
(Man, You're crazy!)

[T-Bone]
I lost and won at the same time
two personalities, but none are mine
(You got any room?)
Does it look like that?
I talk to myself
but I'm not on crack
How the hell do I take a crap?
well that's the only way I can feed my plant.
If you got titles
Then hide em soon
(It's Him!)
I just wanna get gold like you
I don't give a d*mn if your red or blue
need a few wins and then I'm cool
lost to three versions of me
but I only got two...

[Chorus]
I get a lot of boo-boos
we suck, but then you would to
if you were wrestlers
with some crappy, nappy, grappling skills.
We've won the greatest title
except for T, he's idle
But we're just wrestlers
with some crappy, nappy, grappling skills

[T-Bone 2]
I'm not ok
Looking like I'm gay
like I want it
cronic, demonic, I'm on it
body looks like sonic.
crazy, lazy, gettin owned
sh*t I'm just like T-Bone
hide the crack inside this home
Man I'm really stoned!
no skills, broken bills
Got my mind going ill
I kill (Yeah, right)
b*tch I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty sl*t
You know I whine about my cuts
Ladies please don't fight.
my pants are really tight!

[Chorus]
I get a lot of boo-boos
we suck, but then you would to
if you were wrestlers
with some crappy, nappy, grappling skills.
We've won the greatest title
except for T, he's idle
But we're just wrestlers
with some crappy, nappy, grappling skills
na-na-na-na-na-nana
na-na-na-na-na-nana
na-na-na-nana-nana-nana-nana-nanana!

a one part got cut (Kon Artist & Kun Niva) but there's only 3 people. uh, four.

MODIFY:Dead Link/Skip Verse/ curse words/Ye

[T-Bone]

Actually all these songs were written before I became World Champ

And One More

TT takes over Jibbs Chain Hang Low for our own version which features alot of Icekid and very little of Amazo
Backround music, orignal song, whatever

[Chorus(Kids and Amazo)]
Yip-pe
Do your belt hang low
Do it wobble with your flow
Do it shimmy to the ground
IS the gold still around
Do you put it over ya shoulder
If your tall round your waist
Do you belt hang low

[Bridge - Icekid]
Is that you belt
Bout how many times do you let that leave your felt
It hop round the ring and let the fans sing that song
Just by the cheers you can tell that men is champ
You know our names

Is that you belt
Bout how many times do you let that leave your felt
It hop round the ring and let the fans sing that song
Just by the cheers you can tell that men is champ
I'm off the mic

[Verse 1 - T-Bone]
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm not Icekid
Reign so short that you would have blinked and missed it
And its funny cause I never had it
A bunch of others in my hand and I ain't even at the top yet
Show em lower gold sort makes em wonder the rims
And the other belts hang just like the belts of him
Amazo all blown up yeah sort of like a pimp
So when the lights turn on bright
He loses it again and again( Hey!)

My tag belts hang
All the do is blang blang
Half mine, half not
Like my thang is so hot
And don't even think
We share the same bed
Thangs so big it takes its no less the a crane

[Chorus(Kids and Amazo)]
Do your belt hang low
Do it wobble with your flow
Do it shimmy to the ground
IS the gold still around
Do you put it over ya shoulder
If your tall round your waist
Do you belt hang low

Do your belt hang low
Do it wobble with your flow
Do it shimmy to the ground
IS the gold still around
Do you put it over ya shoulder
If your tall round your waist
Do you belt hang low

[Verse 2 - Icekid(Amazo and Kids)]
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm truely Icey (Do ya reign)
My reign so quick that my friends all mock me (Do ya reign)
N ne no no no no it not all bad (do ya reign)
Cause I still sell tickets to the crowd (do do do do ya reign)
And I growl at Mr. A

Gold is nothing to me (do ya reign)
Especially when I getting up
Its nothing new to me
Bling! (could you put it over ya shoulder)
And not to mention my Tee
Cause the color coordinate to match anything I might need

So check out my style
Some many different belts haven't held in awhile
(Boy (do ya reign) is so messed up)
Quiet Amazo you've never had my bling
The hardcore and tag and thats it more then your bling

My reign gives you gas
Cause I kick that much ass
They think I'm crazy
The way I be flying (chain, reign, reign, reign)
I stay when someone says you cheating
Yeah TT always around Like its a loveen meeting

[Bridge - T-Bone]
Is that you belt
Bout how many times do you let that leave your felt
It hop round the ring and let the fans sing that song
Just by the cheers you can tell that men is champ
You know Icekid's thang

Is that you belt
Bout how many times do you let that leave your felt
It hop round the ring and let the fans sing that song
Just by the cheers you can tell that men is champ
I stole it man


[Chorus(Kids and Amazo)]
Do your belt hang low
Do it wobble with your flow
Do it shimmy to the ground
IS the gold still around
Do you put it over ya shoulder
If your tall round your waist
Do you belt hang low

Do your belt hang low
Do it wobble with your flow
Do it shimmy to the ground
IS the gold still around
Do you put it over ya shoulder
If your tall round your waist
Do you belt hang low

Outro - Convo(Amazo, Icekid, T-Bone in order)
Why didn I get a verse
Because you don't ever do anything for us
Chi cha cha cha cha chain!!!

[T-Bone]

The Beat: Outcast-Sorry Ms. Jackson


Song:
{Amazo}
This all goes out to all the wanna be title holders, holders, holders.(Laughs)
Wanna be title holders, holders.(Pauses while music plays)
Alright, it goes like this.

I’m sorry TAW (Woooo)
This title’s mineeeee
Never ment to lose it and win it again
I will keep this title till the end (Wooo)

I’m sorry TAW (Woooo)
This title’s mineeeee
Don’t think that you can win
It’s best if you just pretend (Wooo)

Let me tell you this, being a world champ is not easy
I win fights, can’t grapple the other wrestler cause he’s greasy.
But it doesn’t matter.
Can’t pick up the other wrestler cuase he’s fatter
Or he’s too small
Can’t punch the guy cuase I’m too tall

I wrap my hand around you’re ankle (Amazo Lock!)
If you’re a bad boy I just might spank you (Pretty Gay!)
I’m not a writer I make songs
I don’t just do right, in the bedroom with the girls I always do wrong

My hand gets tired, because I keep tapping out to Maverick’s holds
But at the end of the PPV with the World Championship I arose
Yep it’s good to be wearing some gold around your waist or the shoulder
Man I can’t believe I’m still the title holder
Or can I?.....


{Ice Kid}
I’m sorry TAW (Woooo)
This title’s mineeeee
Never ment to lose it and win it again
I will keep this title till the end (Wooo)

I’m sorry TAW (Woooo)
This title’s mineeeee
Don’t think that you can win
It’s best if you just pretend (Wooo)

John Cena Sucks
For him to lose his title I’ll pay 1 millon bucks
People who hold titles are called champions
But for him to hold it this long is just a sin

People can call me c0cky
People can call me a fool
The truth is that I’m Icy
And I’m really cool

I’m great and what I have to prove is this Hardcore title here
If you’re a contender don’t get to happy cause this title is never gonna disappear


{T-Bone}
I’m sorry TAW (Woooo)
This title’s mineeeee
Never ment to lose it and win it again
I will keep this title till the end (Wooo)

I’m sorry TAW (Woooo)
This title’s mineeeee
Don’t think that you can win
It’s best if you just pretend (Wooo)

Look at me I’m T-Bone
You say I’m wack your dead wrong
I’ve been in this game far too long To lose a match and morn (Woooo)

T-Bone is the name, winning the tag titles is the game
No lose just win, defend and defend
So to attempt to face me is a shame

Tag team champ again
Win after win
On my forth reign and I can’t lose
So it’s best if you just pretend


{Mr.Amazo, Ice kid and T-Bone}
I’m sorry TAW (Woooo)
This title’s mineeeee
Never ment to lose it and win it again
I will keep this title till the end (Wooo)

I’m sorry TAW (Woooo)
This title’s mineeeee
Don’t think that you can win
It’s best if you just pretend (Wooo)



Amazo actually and finally made a Sploosh song alright lol, hope you enjoyed it

[Dusk]

I'm not gonna finish these, but reading them over, I couldn't just delete this

TT has some tough times as they bring you their life in "Trapped in The Closet"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnmWVFmZ8ik

Part 1 [Amazo's Side]

I scratch my cr*tch and I stop snoring
A taste of fish overtakes me
I'm naked, no blanket
Where the hell can I be?
A voice yells, "Get some breakfast dear", from the kitchen
Then she comes out and throws some eggs
And to my surprise, they be b*tchin

Now I've got this World title on my waist
Like, d*mn I won!
Forget how I got here, these eggs taste so freakin' good- yum!
I must of won it right
Oh, man that's our of sight!
Now I'm here for some reason
this girl knows how to please men.

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my glasses
I'm hungry, want some more
Then she grabbed the plate and threw it
Said, "It's for the strays"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman I want that plate"
Said, "I need some calcium"
She said, "Please them eggs got hair"
"Lady, I'll split you some"
She said, her husband caught it in the air

"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't talk about that title
Or my husband will get his rifle"
I said, "sh*t I'll just jump out the window"
"Yes, but there's six mighty big pitbulls"
"Sh*t think, sh*t think, sh*t quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in a closet with a sleepy leg
thinkin how I'm gonna get myself those eggs

Then he walks in and yells, "caught an egg"
She says, "Honey, eat them with bread"
He walks in there with a title on his waist
Sayin', "D*mn it I want chicken too"
She gets him a plate
And says, "Here ya go with some tap water"
I wish I had something to do, I'll think about Dave Carter

Throws her in the bed
And starts singing the Three Taps song
I'm in the closet, like man, what the f*ck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, I can't help but sing along
I tried my best to shut myself up
But from the way he act, I could tell I f*cked up
He hopped up and said, "There's someone else here and now I'm on it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Lets have sex"
He says, "shut up wh*re"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's checking her mail
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I've pissed myself
Checks under the bed
He's red like a tomato
He looks at the closet
Hey I've got a potato
It's too late to eat it
Now that I've already peed it
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...

MODIFY:Curse words are censord here . . .

[T-Bone]

For reference, the song that started it all

Tune of Remember the Name - Fort Minor
Link to song, ignore video

Remember Thy Name by Three Taps
Lyrics by T-Bone

[Intro - T-Bone]
You ready? Lets go!
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about
It's like this y'all (c'mon!)

[Chorus]
This is ten percent passion, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent foritude, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember thy name! (Yo)

[Verse 1 - T-Bone]
First we start, the battles begun
Smoking past those who slip the motion of the gun
T.A. dub, the fans scream loud
kicking it off with the bang of sound
They all come, to see what we bring
To see everything that our live lyrics can sing
The champ spitting on the mic
As NWO brings the channel alive
But reality bites or so it seems
Come on Icekid, bring forth your dreams

[Verse 2 - Icekid]
Who the heck are we anyway?
We never really matter much
Never give a Sploosh but yet here we are star stuck
Pushed through oppertunities dispite the fact
That we were ignored simply cause we make a living out of this crap
Glory through power now the circle connects
Always beating down others for an ounce of respect
So what if thats the way that we play?
You never know what the man has to say

[Verse 3 - Amazo]
Its just twenty percent skill
Eighty percent pain
Be one hundred clear that TAW's the name
Who would have thought we could have such names
Such as Johnny Fighter "Master of Flame"
Is a tatol pain in my game
Just like
Cena, Punk and Commando alike
Or how bout, Amazo the champ
Armegddon the stud or Dante the tramp?
How the heck can our music be versed
When all the things we hold are cursed?

[Chorus]
This is ten percent passion, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent foritude, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember thy name!

[Verse 4 - Icekid]
They call me Icekid the sick
The way my rhymes fall takes time to settle
Burning the flame for as hot as a tea kettle
But we can't forget those who are here
Those who have help us grow up all year
Those who we must remember throughout time
As T.A. Dubs best legends in our mind
Like slam jam Carter and StrikerLT
Gangrel, Maverick and dub DD
Those from the Shadows
Those who break the law
Those with the Zaxs
And those with N. dub. OA

[Verse 5 - Amazo]
Well, we ain't your everyday scum
Fearless, Hardcore and Underworld we from
Making our way to the top, oh you can't touch me
King of the mountains the amazing one is me
Spitting my lyrics all over the world
Holding all the power in one little burst
See T. A. Dub has it all
We have everything you can dream of and things you can't at all
But you don need take it from me,
Listen to the man, T. to the B. O. N. E.

[Verse 6 T-Bone]
Bring it - No one knows how or why we work so hard
It seems like this is our time
Because he writes every note while I write every rhyme
And we've seen him at work when the light goes on in his mind
Its like a design is written in his head everytime
Before he even touches a phone or a line
How does Mr. A manage to keep his cool with those kids he signed
Rediculous, without even trying it blows my mind,
While I sit here and plan my rhyme
It seems he is one step ahead all the time

[Chorus]
This is ten percent passion, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent foritude, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember thy name!

This is ten percent passion, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent foritude, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember thy name!

[Outro - T-Bone]
(Fades)
Yeah, T. A. Dub
Icekid the frozen one
Amazo all his style
Check check yo
T-Bone all his own

[T-Bone]

That was the idea.

A special, this time Three Taps shows off their amazing singing skills in this Rocking remix. Just for you Mr. A because we know how much you like rock.

The song it goes to


Personal Hell
By: The Three Taps
Written by: T-Bone

[Icekid - Verse 1A]
No one dares to
Get them away from danger
And forget the safety warnings
Its time to fight

We have risen up
Up to higher level
Above the basic chaos
A sicken Monsterous sight

[T-Bone and (Amazo) - Verse 1B]
Through the curtained keep, underneath the titan's screen
(Hungered with the thirst to see things not yet seen)
Strolling down the ramp, leading to our fear and doom
(Eager to explore this most shocking mystery)

[T-Bone - Chorus]
Wandering thoughout all time
Casted by lifes black die
Drawn to the sound of the bell
By our dreaded personal Hell

[Amazo - Verse 2A]
Unseen forces
Raged and beckoned us, fighting
Moves of anguish creating,
The reality of our universe

I am the best
Born under the sign of Amazing
Nothing short of spectacular
Imprisioned under this curse
which

[T-Bone and (Icekid) - Verse 2B]
Restless crowds draw near, black and whited laced forms appear
(Amidst fallen ruins grotesque creatures battle)
Fierce combatants screams, weeping from intense pain and fear
(Vacant mouments, fallen foes of past battles still behind)

[T-Bone - Chorus]
Wandering thoughout all time
Casted by lifes black die
Drawn to the sound of the bell
By our dreaded personal Hell

Trapped in a sea of despair
Uncerntain what will go where
And pounding deseprately
By our dreaded personal hell

Solos Chorus just repeats after about 6 minutes

[T-Bone - Chorus]
Wandering thoughout all time
Casted by lifes black die
Drawn to the sound of the bell
By our dreaded personal Hell

Trapped in a sea of despair
Uncerntain what will go where
And pounding deseprately
By our dreaded personal hell

[Dusk]

There's More?! Seriously, we need to form up and actually sing this sh*t and record it. They could win grammy's. the TT's next song to crush is Justin Timberlake's 'Sexy Back' [Parental Advisory] But seriously, if this is too sexual then you can take it down. just trying to share some TT music.

Backround MUSIC! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgtmETjMT7Y

[Verse 1 T-Bone]
I've got a sexy back
Them girls just want to touch my hairy sack
I think it's time for you to have a snack
So turn around for a T-Bone attack!
(Take em' to the van!)

Dirty girl... You like my nipples with the hair that curls?
there's two of me, yes that means I'm plural.
It's mighty big, I hope you like gerbils
(Take em' to the closet!)

Come here girl!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Come to my shack
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
CCDM!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
I (cough) got some flem
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
drop toe hold ain't a trip
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Girl you got a hairy lip!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
I'll be here til 2
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
then T-Bone comes through
(Go 'head be gone with it!)

I like dem hairy blondes
(Go 'head be gone with it!) (8x)

[Verse 2 IceKid]
My doo-doo's black
I own a Triple Xtra-large sized pack
I don't care if you're bigger than a yak
But girl you look like Bernie Mac.
(Take em' to the bridge!)

Dirty Chick...don't want to hear you nag, just suck my d*ck
now how you want it, I'll let you pick
And no, this time I'm not DieCik

(She doesn't know your name!)
Come here girl!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
inside my pants
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
SCP!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
letters of me
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
yes that was a stupid line
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
but you know I'm fine
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
u know it's Ice
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
meh, I'll do her twice
(Go 'head be gone with it!)

what a sexy song
(Go 'head be gone with it!)(x8)

You ready?
You ready?
You ready?

Uh (yeah)

[Verse 3 Amazo]
Dirty babe...please let me get inside your cave
My God, these girls really have to shave!
you never told that your name was...Dave.
(Holy f*ckin sh*t!)

Come here Dave!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
the lockerroom
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
CTTA!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
ugh, that sounds gay
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
I've got nothing for this line
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
And nothing for this one either
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
gues what I found on Ebay
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
WAIT, I'M NOT GAY!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)

Get your sexy on
(Go 'head be gone with it!) (8x)

You ready? (Yes)
You ready? (Yes)
Yes

[Dusk]

* NEW!
Beastie Boys' "Brass Monkey"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBGKVw8iiFE

Amaz gets praisings - Not so amazing
Lady Chasing - "Crazy!"
That f*cking Lazy

[Verse 1 IceKid]
G*d d*mn Amaz, kinckin back 'nana peeling
gets girls, T-shirts, falls out the ceiling
He drops the titles once - then picks it up
copywrites "Word" but hasn't said it enough
Cause he did "Miss Jackson" - Now he's the "Man"
Makes us write the songs, doesn't give a d*mn
We've got the other T - but he's not so cleva
Wherever we go we bring Amazo with us
We're a party of three - he leaves the scene
Private jetting without T, me, or T
Amazo's in Three Taps cause he brings the chicks
But he don't do sh*t - so he can suck my d*ck


skirt raising - his crotch's blazing
girls aint yucky - lucky
ours look like monkeys

[Verse 2 T-Bone]
Cause we like the women - he's tagging along
TV time's the only reason his on our g*d d*mn songs
Amaz made a 1 day champ off Ice
sucking up to management, defendin it twice
sex in our lockerroom, sh*t aint funny
We've got the music - and he's got the money
Without Amaz, we can't do this right
camera cuts my face when selling merchandise
promised us the women - bringing us the men
try to tell him off, we never see him again
He can be champ and even Hall of Fame
But when it comes to music this guy is LAME


King of Ditching - Amazo's missing
returns wishing - b*tching
with title hintings

[Verse 3 Amazo]
Didn't mean to be mean, if that's how it sounded
For real my mom likes to get me grounded
Take a title - make it idle - flip it around, it's void and null
Make me contender "Amazo kicks his skull!"
But I work hard - I'm not an ass
I did that one song writtin by Outcast
I'll RP a match and make it long as hell
even though no one reads 'em, I can tell
Amazo and titles and winin' and dropin'
check, check - word?, word - won 'em again
My internet is gone, it says "you are banned"
I'll return in four months, they'll understand
I own - be gone - don't smite me - bite me
I'm World Champ, I won't take this lightly
If you don't believe this, they got the proof
Amazo's here for the girls and "That's the Truthhh"


Club TTT - Role Call Please
Two T's - Icey
Amazo might be

[Dusk]

**NEW!(sorry I've been having "ideas")
Zebrahead, the guys that had "Alone" and this next song "Falling Apart" on Smackdown vs RAW(#1). Also the guys that made Maria's entrance theme, One of my favorite bands.
Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMB6BXa-cp8&feature=related

John Cena's Winning Again
[Verse 1 T-Bone]
Holy sh*t, Cena's back with title intentions
Send big n fat men, fat men
Have them try and win
once or twice then Cena gets pin
Have them try and win
once or twice then Cena gets pin
Storylines mean Cena's won
true sir, he cannot lose sir
But that's ok, kids are the future
predictable? (DUH)

[Chorus Amazo]
A cheap win is on my mind
how come now the ref's not blind?
Superkick him
Pedigree him
Cause Cena's Winning Again
You can't win fairly, you can't win fairly
Cena's Winning Again
You can't win fairly, you can't win fairly
Cena's Winning Again
Now "I can't see you"
Does it matter what I do?
"I can't see you"
Cause Cena's Winning Again

[Verse 2 IceKid]
Thank God for New Year's Revolution
he's finally getting booed some
he's just a thorn in my side
Chaingang's been dead, son
thorn in my side
Chaingang's been dead, son
Idolize wrestling's problem
And he'll overcome anything, like always
Nevermore will he lose "his time is now"
Really? (YEAH)

[Chorus Amazo]
A cheap win is on my mind
how come now the ref's not blind?
Superkick him
Pedigree him
Cause Cena's Winning Again
You can't win fairly, you can't win fairly
Cena's Winning Again
You can't win fairly, you can't win fairly
Cena's Winning Again
Now "I can't see you"
Does it matter what I do?
"I can't see you"
Cause Cena's Winning Again

[Verse 3Amazo, IceKid, T-Bone]
A cheap win is on my mind
low blow him - eye poke him
The Game might win this time
use the ropes - RKO
now the ref is back
Cena's up - what the f*ck?
this is the SAME OLD CRAAAAAAP!

[TTT]
Cause Cena's Winning Again
You can't win fairly, you can't win fairly
Cena's Winning Again
You can't win fairly, you can't win fairly
Cena's Winning Again
Now "I can't see you"
Does it matter what I do?
"I can't see you"
Cause Cena's Winning Again
You can't win fairly, you can't win fairly
Cena's Winning Again
You can't win fairly, you can't win fairly
Cena's Winning Again
Now "I can't see you"
Does it matter what I do?
"I can't see you"
Cause Cena's Winning Again

[T-Bone]

What another one?

Well during one of Amazo's grounding phases, we decided to do the one thing he didn't want us to do.... make fun of his theme song, so yeah...

As usual, ignore the video

Amazo's Away

[Bridge - Icekid]
All night long we've been searching for someone
Somone never comes so we stop searching
Searching, No I said we stopped searching
Closer to just not caring any more

All my life I've dreampt of the day
When the loony bin takes Amazo away
Leaves with the 'mazing One he feared the most
Fear has come to life, Amazo's toast

Yeah!

[Verse 1 - T-Bone (Ralph)]
Calm down don't you resist
The urge to laugh first
And if I have a thirst
I'll bring victory to my lips

Will we find a better hat
To hide Ralph's ugly steed
Another reason to breathe
(Ralph the Amazo experience here to please
Ralph the Amazo experience here to please)

Yeah!!!!

[Chorus - All]
Hey can't find another way
To keep Amazo from going crazy
Weight keeping him down
Hey can't find another way
Just stick the needle in him hey
Weight keeping him down

[Verse 2 - T-Bone]
Will we find a doctor
One who will go see
In Amazo's time of need
On his trip to St. Augustine

If we take too long
Amazo's sure to decide
His career to subside
Amazo got grounded on his mom's bad side
Amazo got grounded on his mom's bad side

[Chrous - All]
Hey can't find another way
To keep Amazo from going crazy
Weight keeping him down
Hey can't find another way
Just stick the needle in him hey
Weight keeping him down

[Bridge- Icekid]
All night long we've been searching for someone
Somone never comes so we stop searching
Searching, No I said we stopped searching
Closer to just not caring any more

All my life I've dreampt of the day
When the loony bin takes Amazo away
Leaves with the 'mazing One he feared the most
Fear has come to life, Amazo's toast

[Gong Gone - Ralph]
And he's gone, gone to the loony bin
Yes Amazo's gone to the loony bin
Yeah He's gone and gone to the loony bin
Amazo's gone to the loony bin
And gone gone to the loony bin
He's gone gone to the loony bin
This is Ralph the Amazo experience
Sending Amazo to the Loony Bin
(Screaming)
Gone, gone, to the loony bin
Amazo away to the loony bin
Gone, gone to the loony bin
AMAZO's AWAY TO THE LOONY BIN!

[Chorus W/o Ralph]
Hey can't find another way
To keep Amazo from going crazy
Weight keeping him down
Hey can't find another way
Just stick the needle in him hey
Weight keeping him down

[Outro - Ralph, Icekid, T-Bone]
Amazo's gone and I've replaced him
Yeah Amazo's gone and I've replaced
(Cut Music)
Dude you know Amazo only got grounded right?
Yeah we just took this opportunity to make fun of his theme song while he was away
Really?
Yeah.
Your fired