Rapping with Mr. P- valentine's day special

[Mr. P]

My Time is Xtreme hits and Mr. P comes out with his titles and a hot diva(kelly kelly-ish).

Ace: here he is, the guy that everyone is jealous of.
Ross: What do you mean?
Ace: well, everyone wants to take his titles or put him through hell: Ice Kid, EKS, T Bone, the list goes on and on. Thank god for Jeff Hardy, he's the only one looking out for Mr. P.
Ross: I think people don't like Mr. P because he is a self obsorbed, over arrogant, son of a pregnant dog.
Ace: Now you hate him too!? Me, Jeff, and that hotty are the only ones that can respect Mr. P and love him for being himself.
Ross: Well I won't deny that some of the superstars in back might be jealous about her.

Mr. P gets in the ring, helps the diva in, and sits down with her on his lap.

Mr. P: Hi every body, and hheeelllllooooo Casie. To celebrate Valentine's day I thought it would be nice to have some.......... extra people here. So I'm inviting some people out here that know what it's like to have a Casie type around all the time. please welcome Duece, Domino, and the lovely Cherry

TBC: Domino

[domino]

*Jimi Hendrix-Spanish Castle Magic plays and Domino, Deuce, and Cherry ride out in an old red corvette*

*Domino and Deuce hop out of the car and Deuce helps Cherry out of the car and Cherry starts skating on her roller-skates*

*Deuce and Domino hop on the ring and comb there hair they get done combing there hair and Cherry gets on the apron and Deuce and Domino flip Cherry backwards in the ring*

*The Crowd after seeing Cherry flipped in the ring start whistling at her Deuce her boyfriend starts staring kinda angry at the crowd*

*Domino gets a mic. and starts to speak*

Domino: Yes we both know how it is having a Casie type!

Domino: My sis sometimes is a blonde.

*passes the mic. to Deuce*

Deuce: And Ya Know I Really Like Blondes!!! If Ya Know What I Mean!!!

*Deuce looks at the crowd and moves his eyebrows up and down*

Deuce: I mean come on how doesn't like blondes!!!

*Deuce turns the mic. to the crowd and the crowd cheers*

*Deuce hold the mic. in front of Cherry to let her speak*

Cherry: HI GUYS!!!! YOU KNOW ITS VALENTINE'S DAY AND I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL SOMETHING!!!

*Blows kisses to the crowd*

Ace: She has won my heart over!!!

Ross: YES SHE IS SO HOTTT!!!

TBC: MR.P

[Mr. P]

Mr. P: Well I have a few ideas for tonight but I want to get some questions out of the way. Then again, if Cherry isn't into my plans then I guess it doesn't matter what I say. I mean, Casie thinks it is a great idea but I need to know from at least three people in this ring. Me, Casie, Cherry..... THAT'S PERFECT!

Mr. P walks over to Cherry and whispers something into her ear.

Mr. P: what do you say?

Cherry: That sounds GREAT!(in a sexy voice)

Mr. P: Yes(obviously horny) But first, how do you plan on getting this away from me.(Mr. P points to his tag team title.)

TBC: Domino

[zel]

*So cold start to play. then everyone hear banging on something metal. then glass breaking. after the glass breaks falling plays. black smoke fill the stage. the smoke clear on the stage Zel and Pain are in a truck.*
Zel: Wat sup, Mr.p you know I just had to come out here and crap all over your v day show,because you Hurt my felling...
not that i wouldn't even come on your crappy show any way. but it just the fact that you invited those "3 that 70's show rejects". I just hate that Dana went from a red head to a blonde. Get rid of her wimp of a boy friend was a good move.
*Pain start laughing at Zel. Zel look at Pain*
Zel: what I like that Show....
*Pain point to the ring*
Zel: O'yeah Pain were going to talk. back to Mr. p, O carp i Forget what i was thinking of.
*Zel start to think out loud*
Domino:what did you call use.
*without listen to Domino, Zel recap what he said*
Zel:Now i know what i was going to say. I just want to wish u the carpest. Huh is carp-est a word. back to what i was saying
of your lives. lives the word i wants to say.
*Pain take the mic from Zel*
Pain:Zel cant just get to the point. I blame Michigan's school for that. well we came out to give all of you a Valentine's day gift
*Pain point to the screen. there locker rooms have heart shaped piles of carp every were*
Pain: Weal that zel meant by "Carpest Day of Your Lives". me I like your show Mr.p but, Zel the boss. that it you all can enjoy the rest of your day.
*they leave the same way they came.*

OOC: I Cant help it, i hate Valentine's day

[Mr. P]

ooc: there from the 50's

Mr. P: what ever. continue.

[domino]

Domino: Well, ok.

*looks confused*

Domino: What were you asking us?

[Mr. P]

Mr. P: how are you gonna take my tag team title

[domino]

Domino: I don't understand what you are saying???

*Looks kinda confused*

[Mr. P]

Mr. P: never mind then. Next question(looks at Cherry) How do YOU like to celebrate Valentine's day?

[domino]

*Domino hands the mic. to Cherry*

Cherry: Well i like to have a lot of fun and I like getting A LOT OF CANDY!!!

[Mr. P]

Mr. P: Whataaaaaaaaaaaa..... what kind of candy?

[zel]

OOC:My point about the rp was that it was the most just random thing that could happen. Me being board didn't help. yes i know there from the 50's. I'm a heel

[domino]

Cherry: O yea know the really good tasting kind.

[Mr. P]

Mr. P: Wow, that's hot. But back to D N D. What's the deal with you guys, the 50's were over.... well.... in the 50's. Why act like you want to be in Grease?

[domino]

*Cherry gives the mic. to Deuce*

Deuce: Well Mr.P its just a thing we like to use we might change we might not change but its just shows how we are as people right now.

Deuce: Got anything to add Domino?

*Passes it to Domino*

Domino: I got nothing to add you said what i was gonna say.