Rapping with Mr. P- T Bone's return

[Mr. P]

My Time is Now hits and Mr. P comes out still smashed up from his beating on tuesday.

Ross: Welcome! We are just starting the last Ravage Impact before Sumaruto with the U.S. Champion, Mr. P.
Ace: Yes, and you can still see the results from last week when he took a smashing from Ice Kid, Jamez Hardy, and HBB.
Ross: All of which happen to be his opponents in the fatal 4 way he is in tonight. Lets take a look at "tuesday's massacre"

OMG!!! Did you see that?!?!
(HBB comes out and nails Mr. P with a baseball club.
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Zel tkes Mr. P's injured arm sits on it and the steps, and pulls back-Zel suddenly smings at him with a chair. Mr. P didn't expect it and his head collided with the chair and the side of the ring
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IceKid Ice Breakers the chair to Mr.P's face
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Hardy hits Mr. P with a chair, drags Mr. P next to LAB, and hits a Swanton Bomb on both of them
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HBB kicks Mr. P to groin and sets him to Northern Star position.

Ross: "Oh no! Don't do it!"

SLAM!

Ace: "Oh my god! HBB just did Northern Star to Mr. P

Ace: It's still hard to watch but if he wasn't here tonight, he wouldn't be champion calabre.

Mr. P sets one of the stools up so he can lean back on the turnbuckle pad

Mr. P: Welcome everyone. You might be wondering why dicided to have a show tonight or even show up. Well, I was given a match to compete in and even if all three of the guys in there hate me, I need to make a statement. A champion isn't a guy who has a belt. It's someone who steps up to every challenge and doesn't take crap from anyone. So this fatal four way might be a one on three handicap but either way, I'll be there. So HBB, Jamez Hardy, and especially "The Frozen One", IF YOU WANT SOME...... COME GET SOME!!!!

Ross: What a statement by the Champ, if you want to fight, then let's fight.

Mr. P: But still, Tonight I have a great honor. Because even if I am carried out on a stretcher tonight, before that I get to welcome back the one... the only.... T BONE!!!!

TBC: T Bone (only)

[T-Bone]

*Rollin' - Limp Bizkit hits the arena. The crowd gets to their feet. T-Bone walks out to this standing ovation. He paces up and down the stage with energy, before standing in the middle and doing his signeture pose raising his club in the air.*
Ace: T-Bone is back!!! Bandaged but back!!!
Ross: The owner of the EWA is back indeed. Look at the crowd, I don't think they have ever given anyone a standing ovation like that.
*T-Bone starts the walk down the ramp, but backs up and once again raises his club to the approval of the crowd. He then makes his way down to the ring and slowly gets in the ring taking his time at the ropes*

T-Bone: Ufh. Anyway thanks Mr. P. As you may know one of my first segements when EWA started was on Rapping with Mr. P, so I thought it'd be fitting to be here again. Wow guys, I have never been recieved like that in my life, thank you.
*Crowd cheers in approval*
Ace: I think they are just happy Mr. Ice Water won't be in-charge for much longer.

TBC Mr. P

[Mr. P]

Mr. P and T Bone shake hands and say a sentence or two to each other quietly.

Mr. P: I'm not going to ask how it feels to be back because, well, that's obvious. It's good to see you again, I remember when you called me up and asked me to bring this show to the EWA. But anyways, how do you plan to make the ultimate mark during your return to EWA?

[T-Bone]

T-Bone: *Smiles* Well contrary to my extremely good looks, *wink* I am nowhere near ready for ring action. However I will be coming back quite possibably the night after Sumatura, who knows maybe I'll be at Sumatura. Its all a matter of how I feel that day.

[Mr. P]

Mr. P: That's great. However, last time you were not so succesful in ring against The Showstopper. What was going through your mind after that?

[T-Bone]

T-Bone: *Jokingly* Firing the gun tonight eh? Remember I sign your pay checks. *Chuckles* Anyway to anwser your question it is what it is. I made they mistake of leaning on the ropes to pull myself up and I payed for it. I believe that if you make a mistake you should pay for it in some way. I am fine with it.

[Mr. P]

Mr. P: That's a good motto. Well, I'm about out of questions, do you have one for me or an announcement to make. Anthing really.

[T-Bone]

T-Bone: Sure lets reverse rolls and make you anwser the tough questions. How does it feel to have the most losses on your record in the whole EWA?
*Crowd gasps*
Ace: Wow, apparently T-Bone won't be pulling any punches.

[Mr. P]

Mr. P: Pretty good actually. I have a trick up my sleeve for anyone thinks I'm a joke. I'm The Champ. It doesn't matter who you are, when push comes to shove, THE CHAMP IS HERE. Oh yeah, I was wondering, what would YOU have done after I was attacked... um.... (counting to himself but usesing his fingers so people can see what's going on) 5 times?

[T-Bone]

T-Bone: *Chuckles* Your talking me here. I would simply fire their asses.

[Mr. P]

Mr. P: Sploosh! I wish you were here 2 Sploosh days ago. Oh, well. I guess that's just how life works out. So from all of use here, welcome back and good luck in your upcoming fights.

My Time is Now hits and it breaks to commercial

[T-Bone]

*Commerical stops and blah blah
T-Bone: Anyway I control the commericals round here. So I guess my return wouldn't be fitting with out a major announcement right? Well then lets just say I promising you, these up coming weeks will not be something to be forgotten.

[Mr. P]

Mr. P turns around as he is half way up the ramp. He comes back and sits down. With a sarcastically interested facial expression he says:

Mr. P: Really? Example....

[T-Bone]

T-Bone: Hmmm example..... how about like this!
*Arena darkens for a second and when the lights come back on Mr. P is standing on the announcer's table clearly confused. T-Bone is nowhere to be seen*
Ace: Ok............... well then....... you know I got no witty comment for this.

[Mr. P]

Mr. P: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................................................... yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... I'm gonna go now. See ya guys.

Mr. P walks away very confused