Post by The Legend Killer Tenney on Sept 24, 2008 15:23:48 GMT -5
The Dirt Sheet
The The Dirt Sheet Logo(The One you see at the Begin of every Dirt Sheet, The Hollywood Sign but with THE DIRT SHEET Instead of HOLLYWOOD)
A Man Voice
In a world of Winners and Losers, One man has raise above, to bring you The DIRT SHEET!!!!
Tenney is Sitting my the Hollywood logo in the Background and a Name Bar shoots by saying Tenney.
Tenney
Welcome to the First Ever Dirt Sheet here in EWA, I'm Tenney and I Can't enter a Japan Airport without having most of the country Teenager Girls waiting for me there, Yes The Legend Killer is very well Liked in the land of the raising Sun. Now for these Loser who don't know how this work I'll tell. You see this is where the Voice of what goes on Behind the Scenes in EWA come be heard. Now I can reval that My "team-mate" Eagle will be on the Show later on the Show but first.
Video of JGH coming down to the ring and getting into the ring.
Tenney
Now as we all know JGH like to dress in Women's Clothes but what we can revel in Dirt Sheet that his Middle Name isn't Graham Like he say it is. No it's is in fact Gwen. Yes, JGH full name is Jonathan Gwen Horner. Maybe now we can all understand why he like to wear Women's clothes.
Pics of Scott Buster appear on the screen now.
Tenney
The Once Famous Scott Buster become a Grand Slam Champion his week after beating his whipping boy Andy Brookes for the Smash Championship. I ask The People's Champion, the Rock to Comment.
Old Footage of the Rock Appear
The Rock
IT DOSEN'T MATTER!!!!!
Back to Tenney Sitting
Tenney
Just what everyone else is thinking.
Just as Tenney say that This Music begins to play Superhero Music.
Tenney
this can only mean one thing that it time for the Eagle interview. Unlucky Eagle dosen't have a Sat link in his Bat cave or whatever it is, so I can only bring you him by Phone. So Eagle Why is it that T-bone felt the need to being the Legend Killer into your Title Match at MoBD?
Weak Eagle Inpersonal
Well you see I just can beat Aragorn by myself that why I started the Justice League with Buster and Brookes but I soon remember that I need someone Tougher to help me beat Aragorn so I ask for ask for you to be my Tag partner as you so much better then me.
Tenney
So you ask for the Legend Killer then Well I got news for you I ain't helping you with that. You see when your a winner you don't need a Handicap Match to become the EWA World United Champion. You know what I don't even know why I got you for my Show Because In Life there are Winner.
Pic of Tenney Standing at the Top of the ramp with Kimberly with his Arm raise.
Voice-over
YAY!!!
Tenney
And there are Loser.
Pic of Eagle, JGH and Buster.
Voice-Over
BOO!!!
Tenney
I'm the Legend Killer, Tenney, Be Jealous!!
The Dirt Sheet Ends
The The Dirt Sheet Logo(The One you see at the Begin of every Dirt Sheet, The Hollywood Sign but with THE DIRT SHEET Instead of HOLLYWOOD)
A Man Voice
In a world of Winners and Losers, One man has raise above, to bring you The DIRT SHEET!!!!
Tenney is Sitting my the Hollywood logo in the Background and a Name Bar shoots by saying Tenney.
Tenney
Welcome to the First Ever Dirt Sheet here in EWA, I'm Tenney and I Can't enter a Japan Airport without having most of the country Teenager Girls waiting for me there, Yes The Legend Killer is very well Liked in the land of the raising Sun. Now for these Loser who don't know how this work I'll tell. You see this is where the Voice of what goes on Behind the Scenes in EWA come be heard. Now I can reval that My "team-mate" Eagle will be on the Show later on the Show but first.
Video of JGH coming down to the ring and getting into the ring.
Tenney
Now as we all know JGH like to dress in Women's Clothes but what we can revel in Dirt Sheet that his Middle Name isn't Graham Like he say it is. No it's is in fact Gwen. Yes, JGH full name is Jonathan Gwen Horner. Maybe now we can all understand why he like to wear Women's clothes.
Pics of Scott Buster appear on the screen now.
Tenney
The Once Famous Scott Buster become a Grand Slam Champion his week after beating his whipping boy Andy Brookes for the Smash Championship. I ask The People's Champion, the Rock to Comment.
Old Footage of the Rock Appear
The Rock
IT DOSEN'T MATTER!!!!!
Back to Tenney Sitting
Tenney
Just what everyone else is thinking.
Just as Tenney say that This Music begins to play Superhero Music.
Tenney
this can only mean one thing that it time for the Eagle interview. Unlucky Eagle dosen't have a Sat link in his Bat cave or whatever it is, so I can only bring you him by Phone. So Eagle Why is it that T-bone felt the need to being the Legend Killer into your Title Match at MoBD?
Weak Eagle Inpersonal
Well you see I just can beat Aragorn by myself that why I started the Justice League with Buster and Brookes but I soon remember that I need someone Tougher to help me beat Aragorn so I ask for ask for you to be my Tag partner as you so much better then me.
Tenney
So you ask for the Legend Killer then Well I got news for you I ain't helping you with that. You see when your a winner you don't need a Handicap Match to become the EWA World United Champion. You know what I don't even know why I got you for my Show Because In Life there are Winner.
Pic of Tenney Standing at the Top of the ramp with Kimberly with his Arm raise.
Voice-over
YAY!!!
Tenney
And there are Loser.
Pic of Eagle, JGH and Buster.
Voice-Over
BOO!!!
Tenney
I'm the Legend Killer, Tenney, Be Jealous!!
The Dirt Sheet Ends