Post by The Legend of TOTEWAC... on Sept 1, 2008 2:08:50 GMT -5
If ya Smelll what The Crock,what The Crock I tell you,is cookin'!!!
Ross:WHAT?AhHAHaHahahahhHa....
Ace:Okay this isn't funny.
Rodney:Oh,but it is when The People Tag Team does it,right?Don't be such a spoiler...hahahhha..
Aragorn comes out wearing a black wig on his head,a pair of purple sunglasses,an open Hawaiian T-shirt,and black leather pants,as he swaggers down the ramp,raising one foot at a time,as the crowd give out mixed reactions.Scott Buster comes out shortly after wearing a blond wig on his head,a t-shirt with "CAUTION:LOUDMOUTH!" written on it,and with a fake nose,as he rushes down the ramp,but trips,and rolls over,until he reaches the bottom.This stops "The Rock",as he looks at Captain Awesome,then at the camera,pointing at it,as he looks to the left side then to the right side,then back into the camera,lowering his purple sunglasses.
"The Crock":The Crock says you get your phony a*s up immediately Captain,or The Crock will b1tch slap you all the way to...wherever you came from,jabroni.
The crowd gives out mixed reactions yet again,as "Captain Awesome" stands up,and speaks into the mic.
CA:I'm sorry,Crocky...I promise I won't do that again.No hard feelings,right?I'll still get my stroodle portion,no?
Ross:Did you hear that Crocky?HahHAHAHHa..
Ace:Hahha...
Rodney:This is great!Earlier the People Tag Team,and now it's The Game and Buster.
"The Rock" quickly pushes him away,disgusted.
The Crock:Get your silly hands off The Crock!
Ross:Off The Crock,hahhhaaa.
The crock then continues to swagger to the ring,as CA nods in approval,that he'll stop,and rushes to the ring,sliding in,as he quickly climbs up the turnbuckle,and raises his arms in the air,receiving heavy boos.The Crock,climbs up the apron,and onto the left lower turnbuckle raising his right arm to make a fist,as he raises his head,and smells the front row air,quickly winding with his right hand,because it smells badly,raising his mic up to his mouth.
The Crock:If ya would've smelllllllled,what The Crock did...it would be someone breaking wind around the "PEOPLE".
Ross:HAHAHAHAHA!! I guess the wind smells badly,Ace.Hope you didn't break wind by any chance now,did you?Hahahhha...
Ace:No I didn't,and stop looking at me like that!
Rodney:Genius!
The Crock get's into the ring,as he swaggers to the middle once more,making the crowd laugh,as he makes a 180° turn to the cameras,and turns to the right side,still looking at the camera,and raising his right eyebrow,as his purple sunglasses lower down.
Rodney:The People's eyebrow!HAHAHAHA...What a classic...
Ross:This is greater then The Peoples...
Ace:They just earned a minus in my eyes...
The Crock:FINALLY...THE CROCK HAS COME BACK....TO IT'S SHEEP!!!
The crowd begin to boo at this but some people even cheer.
Ross:HAHAHAHAHA,he couldn't be more right then that!Hahaha...
Ace:This is disrespectful to the crowd.
Rodney:Yeah,but they seem to like it.Hahaha....
The Crock:You know The Crock just came from the bathroom...and you should've smelled what The Crock was cookin'!
The crowd gives mixed reactions.
The Crock:No,The Crock says you all should've smelled what The Crock was bakin'!
Ross:AHAHAHAHAA...I can't take it anymore!
Ace:Okay,this has gone far enough!
Rodney:Oh no.We want more!
"Captain Awesome" then takes the mic from The Crock as he turns to the cameras.
Captain Awesome:MY NAME IS CAPTAIN AWESOME...IF YOU ALL WOULDN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT!
More then half of the crowd bursts out in laughter,as "Captain Awesome" continues.
Captain Awesome:AND I WANNA SAY THAT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH,AND IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!!!
Ross:AHAHAHAHAHAA...
Ace:Oh come one,poor CA...
Rodney:Let it roll,keep going ahahha...
Captain Awesome:AND YOU KNOW WHAT??!NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME,NOBODY GIVES A SPLOOSH WHAT I THINK!!!
Mixed reactions from the crowd.
Captain Awesome:AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE WEARING THIS RIDICULOUS OUTFIT!!!
The crowd bursts out in laughter once again.
Ross:HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ace:hah...
Rodney:HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Captain Awesome:I MEAN LOOK AT ME!!! I LOOK LIKE A ROADSIGNS!!!WHAT AM I,A SCHOOL BUS???!
The crowd bursts out in laughter once again.
Ross:HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ace:HHAHA...
Rodney:HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Captain Awesome:YOU KNOW I TRY TO BE A TOUGH GUY BUT I JUST COULDN'T GROW MY SPLOOSH BEARD IN!!!
The crowd bursts out in laughter yet again.
Captain Awesome:AND YOU KNOW WHAT??! I AM NOT A NUGGET!!! I AM NOT A TWERP!!! I AM A WINNER,A SOLE SURVIVOR!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ross:Buster is killing me!HAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Ace:This is great!
Rodney:That's what we've been trying to tell you!HAHAHAH...
Captain Awesome:AND IF ANYBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CROCK IS COOKIN',IT'S ME!!! I MEAN LOOK AT HOW BIG MY SPLOOSH NOSE IS!!!
Ross:Sooo true..hahahaha...
Ace:hahahaa...
Rodney:Hahhahha!!!
Captain Awesome:YOU KNOW I DESERVE A SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE,EVEN IF I'M ALWAYS TOO LATE FOR IT,BUT EVEN IF THAT'S SO,MY NOSE GOT HERE TEN MINUTES AGO!!!WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ross:This is fantastic!!!HAHAAHAHHA!!!
Ace:I never laughed so much in my life!
Rodney:HAHAHAHA!!!
The Crock then snatches the mic out of his hand,and puts it to his mouth.
The Crock:You know,The Crock says this.It doesn't matter what you think,jabroni,so you just go back to our Peoples Lockeroom and The Crock'll wait you there to give you a peoples spanking you have never eeeeeeeever experienced before,jabroni.Why,because The Crock is a Roody Poo trail blazin',pie stuffing,jabroni lovin',electrified,little stroodle,that's why.
Ross:HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!
Rodney:AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ace:HHHAHAHAHAH!!!
The hole crowd bursts out in laughter,as The Crock continues.
The Crock:So The Crock says,as he always does,that you all bunch of sheep shut your mouths,and know your lessons,because otherwise, The Crock will have to take off his black boot,and force you to smell in the peoples sock up your candy noses.
The crowd bursts out in laughter once again,as so do the commentators.
The Crock:So I guess The Crock can find himself a new job,since as I like to say,Aragorn-UH,has officially whooped his candy ass at his own game,jabroni-UH! And The Crock says that's the bottom line...no,wait,grab onto the peoples chair,because this is going to be a great one,like The Great One himself...The Crock says this...IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO,WHAT THE CROCK'S SOCK SMELLS LIKE!!!
The crowd bursts out in laughter one more time,as The Crock looks at the cameras,and puts on the people eyebrow.He takes the peoples elbow pad off,and throws it into the crowd,as Captain Awesome falls flat on his back,as The Rock runs to the right ropes,bouncing off to the left ones,as he bounces off again,and finally turns slowly to the cameras looking like he wants to say something,but he finally exits the ring,as CA follows him backstage.On the way up the ramp,The Crock looks around sharply,as they finally disappear.
Ross:I can't talk right now from all that laughing...commercials.HAHAHa...
EOT
[/center]Ross:WHAT?AhHAHaHahahahhHa....
Ace:Okay this isn't funny.
Rodney:Oh,but it is when The People Tag Team does it,right?Don't be such a spoiler...hahahhha..
Aragorn comes out wearing a black wig on his head,a pair of purple sunglasses,an open Hawaiian T-shirt,and black leather pants,as he swaggers down the ramp,raising one foot at a time,as the crowd give out mixed reactions.Scott Buster comes out shortly after wearing a blond wig on his head,a t-shirt with "CAUTION:LOUDMOUTH!" written on it,and with a fake nose,as he rushes down the ramp,but trips,and rolls over,until he reaches the bottom.This stops "The Rock",as he looks at Captain Awesome,then at the camera,pointing at it,as he looks to the left side then to the right side,then back into the camera,lowering his purple sunglasses.
"The Crock":The Crock says you get your phony a*s up immediately Captain,or The Crock will b1tch slap you all the way to...wherever you came from,jabroni.
The crowd gives out mixed reactions yet again,as "Captain Awesome" stands up,and speaks into the mic.
CA:I'm sorry,Crocky...I promise I won't do that again.No hard feelings,right?I'll still get my stroodle portion,no?
Ross:Did you hear that Crocky?HahHAHAHHa..
Ace:Hahha...
Rodney:This is great!Earlier the People Tag Team,and now it's The Game and Buster.
"The Rock" quickly pushes him away,disgusted.
The Crock:Get your silly hands off The Crock!
Ross:Off The Crock,hahhhaaa.
The crock then continues to swagger to the ring,as CA nods in approval,that he'll stop,and rushes to the ring,sliding in,as he quickly climbs up the turnbuckle,and raises his arms in the air,receiving heavy boos.The Crock,climbs up the apron,and onto the left lower turnbuckle raising his right arm to make a fist,as he raises his head,and smells the front row air,quickly winding with his right hand,because it smells badly,raising his mic up to his mouth.
The Crock:If ya would've smelllllllled,what The Crock did...it would be someone breaking wind around the "PEOPLE".
Ross:HAHAHAHAHA!! I guess the wind smells badly,Ace.Hope you didn't break wind by any chance now,did you?Hahahhha...
Ace:No I didn't,and stop looking at me like that!
Rodney:Genius!
The Crock get's into the ring,as he swaggers to the middle once more,making the crowd laugh,as he makes a 180° turn to the cameras,and turns to the right side,still looking at the camera,and raising his right eyebrow,as his purple sunglasses lower down.
Rodney:The People's eyebrow!HAHAHAHA...What a classic...
Ross:This is greater then The Peoples...
Ace:They just earned a minus in my eyes...
The Crock:FINALLY...THE CROCK HAS COME BACK....TO IT'S SHEEP!!!
The crowd begin to boo at this but some people even cheer.
Ross:HAHAHAHAHA,he couldn't be more right then that!Hahaha...
Ace:This is disrespectful to the crowd.
Rodney:Yeah,but they seem to like it.Hahaha....
The Crock:You know The Crock just came from the bathroom...and you should've smelled what The Crock was cookin'!
The crowd gives mixed reactions.
The Crock:No,The Crock says you all should've smelled what The Crock was bakin'!
Ross:AHAHAHAHAA...I can't take it anymore!
Ace:Okay,this has gone far enough!
Rodney:Oh no.We want more!
"Captain Awesome" then takes the mic from The Crock as he turns to the cameras.
Captain Awesome:MY NAME IS CAPTAIN AWESOME...IF YOU ALL WOULDN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT!
More then half of the crowd bursts out in laughter,as "Captain Awesome" continues.
Captain Awesome:AND I WANNA SAY THAT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH,AND IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!!!
Ross:AHAHAHAHAHAA...
Ace:Oh come one,poor CA...
Rodney:Let it roll,keep going ahahha...
Captain Awesome:AND YOU KNOW WHAT??!NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME,NOBODY GIVES A SPLOOSH WHAT I THINK!!!
Mixed reactions from the crowd.
Captain Awesome:AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE WEARING THIS RIDICULOUS OUTFIT!!!
The crowd bursts out in laughter once again.
Ross:HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ace:hah...
Rodney:HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Captain Awesome:I MEAN LOOK AT ME!!! I LOOK LIKE A ROADSIGNS!!!WHAT AM I,A SCHOOL BUS???!
The crowd bursts out in laughter once again.
Ross:HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ace:HHAHA...
Rodney:HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Captain Awesome:YOU KNOW I TRY TO BE A TOUGH GUY BUT I JUST COULDN'T GROW MY SPLOOSH BEARD IN!!!
The crowd bursts out in laughter yet again.
Captain Awesome:AND YOU KNOW WHAT??! I AM NOT A NUGGET!!! I AM NOT A TWERP!!! I AM A WINNER,A SOLE SURVIVOR!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ross:Buster is killing me!HAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Ace:This is great!
Rodney:That's what we've been trying to tell you!HAHAHAH...
Captain Awesome:AND IF ANYBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CROCK IS COOKIN',IT'S ME!!! I MEAN LOOK AT HOW BIG MY SPLOOSH NOSE IS!!!
Ross:Sooo true..hahahaha...
Ace:hahahaa...
Rodney:Hahhahha!!!
Captain Awesome:YOU KNOW I DESERVE A SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE,EVEN IF I'M ALWAYS TOO LATE FOR IT,BUT EVEN IF THAT'S SO,MY NOSE GOT HERE TEN MINUTES AGO!!!WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ross:This is fantastic!!!HAHAAHAHHA!!!
Ace:I never laughed so much in my life!
Rodney:HAHAHAHA!!!
The Crock then snatches the mic out of his hand,and puts it to his mouth.
The Crock:You know,The Crock says this.It doesn't matter what you think,jabroni,so you just go back to our Peoples Lockeroom and The Crock'll wait you there to give you a peoples spanking you have never eeeeeeeever experienced before,jabroni.Why,because The Crock is a Roody Poo trail blazin',pie stuffing,jabroni lovin',electrified,little stroodle,that's why.
Ross:HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!
Rodney:AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ace:HHHAHAHAHAH!!!
The hole crowd bursts out in laughter,as The Crock continues.
The Crock:So The Crock says,as he always does,that you all bunch of sheep shut your mouths,and know your lessons,because otherwise, The Crock will have to take off his black boot,and force you to smell in the peoples sock up your candy noses.
The crowd bursts out in laughter once again,as so do the commentators.
The Crock:So I guess The Crock can find himself a new job,since as I like to say,Aragorn-UH,has officially whooped his candy ass at his own game,jabroni-UH! And The Crock says that's the bottom line...no,wait,grab onto the peoples chair,because this is going to be a great one,like The Great One himself...The Crock says this...IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO,WHAT THE CROCK'S SOCK SMELLS LIKE!!!
The crowd bursts out in laughter one more time,as The Crock looks at the cameras,and puts on the people eyebrow.He takes the peoples elbow pad off,and throws it into the crowd,as Captain Awesome falls flat on his back,as The Rock runs to the right ropes,bouncing off to the left ones,as he bounces off again,and finally turns slowly to the cameras looking like he wants to say something,but he finally exits the ring,as CA follows him backstage.On the way up the ramp,The Crock looks around sharply,as they finally disappear.
Ross:I can't talk right now from all that laughing...commercials.HAHAHa...
EOT
