P/JGH sit down

[Mr. P]

The screen shows a rooom with a long table. There is old italian music in the backround on an old record player. The wall paper is maroon with small gold symbols. There are only 3 lights- one at the P end of the table, one at the JGH end of the table, and one in the middle. Don P is sitting on one sid of the table with Joey P next to him and various P people around them. On the other side is Don JGH with various JGHs around him. The Door is locked and all men have been stipped of their weapons(mostly switch blades, pistols, and tommy guns). There are body gaurds around both Dons(and Joey P)

ooc: I'm not a Don so I can't start.

[scottbuster]

Don P4 looks at the eyes of Don JGH. Both men just stare at each other with emotionless eyes.

Don P4:
JGH, my old friend. Why did you just stab me in the back like that, huh? You were like a son to me but then you turned on me and started your own mafia syndicate. I thought you were a man with honor and respect but now I see that you are nothing but a little piece of monkey poo poo.

The JGHs now look at their Don and wait for a respons.

TBC: JGH

OOC: What are we doing here? I really got no clue lol

[Greatest EWA World Champ JGH]

JGH now leans towards Don P4 and starts to smile.

JGH (In an Italian Accent: I am not a piece of monkey poo poo... I asked for your help in my time of need but where were you? You didn't help me so I decided that I didn't need the Don Ps, I could stand on my own with my own group - The Don JGH's!!!!!!

TBC

[Booker T]

Don P4 now leans back in his chair and picks up his glass of wine.

P4:
You know I suggest we should all jusrt relax and have a glass of cyanide tipped wine. You can drink first Don JGH.

Don JGH:
Why do I have to drink first?

Don P4:
Because you're black.

Don JGH:
That's not fair! How is this fair?!

Joey P:
Don T-bone says its fair.

Don JGH:
Don T-bone isn't even here!

Joey P:
He's here in spirit...

[Greatest EWA World Champ JGH]

OOC: Lol

Don JGH: Don T-Bone isn't the boss of me! Don P4 you will drink first

TBC

[Booker T]

Joey P:
You know what, since neither of you wants to drink, we'll have a push-up contest. Whoever loses drinks first.

Don P4:
That's unfair! I have a shoulder injury!

Joey P:
Well in that case, you can go first.

Don P4:
What the hell?! That doesn't make any sense!

Joey P:
Too bad.

*Don P4 gets on the ground and Joey P goes up to him.*

Joey P:
You know P4, I know you have a shoulder injury so I'll cut you a bit of slack. Just do the best you can, that's all you can ask for in life.

Don P4:
Thanks man, I appreciate that. Real sweet of you.

Don JGH:
You two planning on making out down there?

*Joey P pats P4 on the back, but the camera shows his placed a piece of paper on his back. P4 gets to his third push-up, but then collapses.*

Joey P:
Ah, too much muscle on them bones eh, gashead?

Don P4:
what? No, it was my shoulder. You were just real nice to me, what happened?

Joey P:
Nothing happened, it's just real obvious. It's like you've got a sign on your back telling the world what you're up to.

P4:
What am I up to? I'm not up to anything!

*the camera zooms in on the sign on P4's back, and it says "I'm on Steroids".*

TBC

[Booker T]

Joey P:
Ok, then. Now it's your turn Don JGH. Get down.

*JGH gets down and gets in a push up position.*

Don JGH:
You know what, I'll do them one handed.

*JGH does four push-ups one handed and then gets up.*

Joey P:
Ok, Don P4 wins.

JGH:
What the hell?! I did four and he only did two!

Joey P:
he gets a handicap though, cause he's injured. His total was 5.

Don JGH:
But mine counted as two cause I did them one-handed. It's the Zack Gowan theory-

Don P4:
No Way! That's BS man!

Joey P:
Hey, you leave Zack Gowan alone, he's very inspirational!

TBC

[Booker T]

*All of a sudden Ricky Jones walks in.*

Ricky Jones:
liek i was trying to explain in a dif thread i was sayin jhon cena is obvs going two win a last man standing match at no mercy because i have never seen jhon cena down for a 10 count i'm pretty sure thats impossible since the randy orton rko can't keep joghn cena down for a 3 count but liek his fu move can keep someone down for a 67 count its tru so i bet jhon cena will win every wwe spinnerooni title belt match until wrestlemania 38 when HHH will wlak out to the ring to face him using a sledge hammer for a cane and be liek its tiem to play the game and then vnice mcman no chance in hell puppets will come out and take the wwe microphone and be liek its a no disaqulification match so HHH can use his sledge hammer to hit jhon cena with it but before HHH can hit jhon cena with the sledge hammer john cnea will do a drop toe hold and get the STFU submission move and HHH will tear his quad for the 17th tiem and be liek omg i tap! and then since wrestlingmania that year will be in greenbay wisconsin mr. kennedy will come out and spit his gum and hit it and be liek omg i'm cashing in my money in the bank cause i won it back from edge at a house show when i beat him at a game of horse shoes for the breifcase and then john cena will be liek wtf and referee earl hebner jr too furious will call for the bell and then since its no deisqualifiatcion match booker T can u dig that sucka will ride a canon down the entrance ramp and be liek NOW CAN U DIG THIS SUCCKKKAA and shoot john cena with a canon ball and mr. kennedy will get the 123 count.

[zel]

Ooc: someone get ricky out of there.

[Booker T]

Ricky:
I'm nto even dne yet. Oh f you guys! John Cena's the man! He says it every time he steps through that curtain and all you dumb Edge Heads are booing but us Chain Gang members we're cheering our heads off at the living WWE legend. He's da man, his camouflage pants are cooler than those gay ass sissy tights all the other guys wear. You guys like MVP and he looks like a frickin Power Ranger! wtf? And then you bash Cena because he acts like a Marine...he so killed all those guys in that awesome 5 star movie, it's my favorite! And his spinner belt...that's the best belt in WWE history and then Edge went and tried to hop the bandwagon by adding his gay logo to it. It's just a star with the letter R on it, go back to Sesame Street. Oh wait that's right...you're goth....no, you became a surfer geek after that...then you were a nobody that got booed in your hometown when you were a good guy so they turn you bad because nobody likes you anyway and people only care when you sleep with that skanky ho Lita and steal her from her husband Kane and her old boyfriend Matt Hardy. John Cena can kick anybody's butt on the roster, he's untouchable, you can't see him! That's what the Basic Thugonomics are about! He's better than Hogan or Austin because he doesn't lose! Take that biotches! Word Life!

[---> Click <---]

Suddenly Don P4 takes out a weapon and shoots Ricky in the head. All the JGH guys take out their secrete weapons and start to shoot around wildly. The Ps now take out their weapons as well. Joey P quickly runs to the door with his don and kicks it open. They leave while JGH probably gets killed by the great P familly members.

The END

[The Legend of TOTEWAC...]

OOC LMAO The funniest and also the most retarded thread I ever read.Good work guys.