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Post by rampage0killa on Oct 16, 2007 19:34:11 GMT -5
Rampage,:I want the shot,I want it! :Ok,but i might have to cheat.Rampage:No i want a shot,I dont want ypou to cheat to get me it.:Ok,not.Rampage:listen,I was trained by edge,You were trained by,Your dad .As the stranger leaps toward Rampage,He spears him. Don't mess with me,Oh and ill get the Us title my self!
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Post by Mr. P on Oct 16, 2007 19:44:20 GMT -5
Mister P walks up clapping quietly. He looks at the man on the ground then to Rampage.
Mister P
Nice job. Spear, that's a good finisher. I use, Icekid uses it, Redman used it. It works. But anyways, I think I help you with your mission.
Mister P backs up and puts his hand up in a snapshot fashion.
Mister P
Yes, I can see it now, Rampage, the . . second. . greatest United States champion in EWA history. Let me help you, Rampage. I've held that title more than anyone else. I was the first person to ever hold that title. I know it inside and out. I'll be a mentor of sorts and in return you'll help me with some people I need taken care of. A sort of "you scratch my back, I scratch your back" deal. I can personally garauntee that if you follow my instructions you will be the United States champion. tbc |
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Post by Booker T on Oct 16, 2007 20:02:10 GMT -5
*Mr. P has a smirk on his face as he waits for Rampage's answer. That smirk quickly evaporates however as someone approaches. That someone is none other than The ShowStopper with his United World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder.*
The ShowStopper:
What's this now? Mr. P's recruiting is he? Well, what a surprise.
*The ShowStopper now addresses rampage.*
The ShowStopper:
He didn't ask you to lead him did he? he has a habit of getting other people to get him things, after all he really isn't that good by himself. I mean if he was, he would have this *The ShowStopper points to his title* by now.
Mr. P:
I've already held that title genius.
The ShowStopper:
When was that again? Oh, that's right, when I wasn't around. I mean let's be honest here Mr. P. The real reason you didn't win the Last Rites Complex match, was because quite frankly you're just not...that.......good.
*The ShowStopper gets cut off.*
TBC |
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Post by He Who Must Not Be Named on Oct 16, 2007 20:16:16 GMT -5
=Virus=
Hey Stopper! Hey P-Pal!
=Mister P=
You know what!? That name is retarded!
Virus walks up to the two and is hitting a burger.
=Virus=
Well, at least its better than Mister P! Man who invented that? John Cena(lol)?
=SS=
What do you want, Virus?
=Virus=
Well, I heard that there was a rookie here and I wanted to check him out. And quite frankly, I would like to teach him the psychology that you tought me Showstopper, I mean, before you turned to the dark side. Anyways, P, sorry for having to hurt "Cara'.
=Mister P(whispering to Virus)=
Shut up! Don't you dare tell a soul!
=Virus=
Now worries! Anyways, I am here to say that I could do a better job teaching him the basics than both of you COMBINED![/center][/color] TBCB [/b] |
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Post by Mr. P on Oct 16, 2007 20:18:37 GMT -5
Mister P looks at The Showstopper.
Mister P
Well if I was not quite that good, then you would not have any problem giving me a title match. And of course, to ensure that you can't weasle your way back to the title, you would not get a rematch for the title. I'm mean, that's just my logic, it might work differently with other people. And you yourself have said on many occasions that I can't beat you and that I'm just a kickstand. So naturally you would be more than happy to put me in my place. Unless, of course, you are afraid of letting your kickstand stand over you with your title.
Mister P then looks at Virus.
Mister P
But right now I have to go deal with this guy. Virus, why don't we take the new guy for a day each. Then he can decide who is the better influence. ooc:what are you talking about with cara tbc |
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Post by Booker T on Oct 16, 2007 20:45:00 GMT -5
OOC: Screw you T-bone. I had that post modified and then I get an error that it's gone and I have to do this all over again! Argh!
*The ShowStopper looks at Virus and Mr. P*
The ShowStopper:
So I'm guessing that Cara is the meat and you two are the bread? Never mind. Quite frankly, all I see looking at the two of you are a couple of embarrassments. Firstly, lets take a look at Virus. What are you even doing here? Didn't you die like three months ago? I see you still have that stupid little computer gimmick going on. To be perfectly honest, Virus, I'll have no hesitation in b1tchslapping you back 5 months so you'll remember what it felt like to be my b1tch!
The ShowStopper:
And as for you Mr. P. Well we don't have to look much further when talking about disgraces do we? You've pretty much made a career out of it. And you think somehow after getting your @ss handed to you twice by me, after having Virus hand you your @ss in a brown paper bag over the past 5 months, after falling the furtherest out of anyone here, you now deserve a title shot? Ha! what a joke. but I guess it's fitting, since quite frankly you are a joke. Quite frankly, you're a disgrace. If you didn't suck so much, I would actually feel sorry for you. You want a title shot earn it, b1tch!
TBC |
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Post by Mr. P on Oct 16, 2007 21:04:07 GMT -5
Mister P looks as if he's going to explode.
Mister P
You've beaten me twice over the course of 10 months. That isn't much of an accomplishment. But if you want to talk about the entire span of EWA than there's no one more fit to get a shot at that title than me. I've held EVERY title. I won the first Dome of Destruction. I've held the United States Title 3 times. I've had more title reigns than any other superstar. I held the Tag Team Titles longer than anyone else in the history of EWA. I'm not going to deny that you beat me, Showstopper, but I've taken you to the limit every time we stepped in the ring.
Mister P begins to settle down as The Showstopper looks at him with a very arrogant look.
Mister P
But like I said, if I am as terrible as you say I am, why not just knock me down once and for all. If you beat me for your title, I won't challange you for it again. If you beat me, I will bend over in front of everyone and literally be you're kick stand. tbc |
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Post by rampage0killa on Oct 17, 2007 14:36:03 GMT -5
Rampage:Shut the hell up.All of you.Why don't we have a fatal-4-way match,Hardcore ,If your not all girl thingy's.We'll have the matchMr.p:Okay:WaitRampage:Jesus,Your back.Coming into my life was the biggest mistake u had.*Rampage Throws a punch and lands the destroyer*
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:Ok,but i might have to cheat.
